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Toad Spit... Cool! Made a batch once I called Grandads,, 50 gallons of it,, 22 cases,, threw a party and everyone helped bottle it,, at the end a the night we played that game where ya roll the lil piggy dice,, high score and low score each took home a case,, glad we took video,, what a blur,, the guy's siphoning outta the barrel needed ta be relieved every 15 minutes or they started spilling shit all over...
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All the above,, Firesign Theatre,, anybody remember them?? Everything You know is Wrong!!
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Silk bites,,, get some expedition weight Capilene at your local climbing store,, tops and bottoms,,
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Glad I'm a Lesbian trapped in a man's body!! You are a sick b@st@rd!!
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Remember something about a chicken ya,, and originally it was brewed in a goats scrotum,, but I used a carboy,, just can't drink anything outta a scrotum... ewww...
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Lil Beer History,, In the US when we enterd WWI most beer factories converted ta makin bread and other usefull shit,, the beer factories that survived did so by makin beer women liked,, since the men were all at war,, so Coors, Bud, etc changed ta makin lighter beers,, Now SpeedRacer I feel your pain,, also brewed my own beer,, and ya just can't beat it,, make it the way ya like depending on the time a year,, lighter in the warm months and more bodied in the cold ones,, made a beer called "Goat Scrotum Special" once,, ya couldn't see the Sun through the glass,, an old recipe with black strap mollassas, black licorice, etc,, but it was so heavy ya'd get a full belly after the first one,, so if it's free,, and it ain't Bud,, I'll drink most,, butt ya,, serve the good stuff early and the watered down ladies beer when there's nuthin else,, or ya pour it on for a ceremony.... Cherio Mates,,,
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Sorry Homer,, just saw that you're in Kennewick,, thats not South East Wa,, I thought the only survivor of the South Pole jump was the one with a Cypress....
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Hay Homer,,, where you at?? Wally World,, Clarkston?? Should come up and jump with us next year in Spokane, (actually Davenport,, ) I wear the same stuff in the Winter I do Skiing,, layers and one piece ski suit,,, it's not the jump that is cold,, it's the friggin packin that bites!! Can't wait ta do a full moon jump with snow on the ground!!
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Hay Mandy!! Things didn't work out for me for Christmas/NY's,, I'll be heading down over Easter it looks like,, Miss ya both,, Hugs and Kisses!! B
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Jtval and Mountain I'm with ya,,,, But ya don't see many old free or "solo" climbers,, well thats just friggin nuts with no outs,, and rock like the sky is an everchanging medium,, several quality mags have had picts of excellant climbs (multi picth long ass climbs) recently from Greenland that at the end of the climb the climbers base jumped ta get down,, now that is cool!! SO maybe we could use a department that combines other "extreme" activities with skydiving??? Now SCUBA and Spelunking, and motorcycles, that shit is dangerous I hear!! B
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Blues all!! OK,,, I have finally upgraded my PC,, well a little anyway,,, and would like ta go to happy hour,, NOW WHAT?? Is there a link here somewhere?? And what settings should I have on my PC ta get me there?? B
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Well said Dave,, I admire your tolerance of the prick,,, Blues
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Hay Sangiro,,, Sorry,, been busy workin and didn't get ta let ya know I support ya with all the shit been thrown your way,, you do a great job here,, thank you!! I hope ya don't get discouraged and I hope AuggieDave gets his hands on,, well,, lets just leave it at that,, Kick his ass!! Oops,, hee hee..
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Yo Marc,,,, Glad you're back up,,, I've jumped before too after a long shift and wondered about my emergency procedures and how I'd handle a mal,, sleep deprivation and all,, decided not ta do it anymore,, them errors take time and I feel like I'm just too slow w/o some sleep,, so pack right,, get a buddy check and enjoy!! So you learned a lesson and shared it with the rest of us,, Thanks,, Blues and Happy T-day!! b
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OK Hay,, Ta win the Darwin award ya have meet the Reaper,, not just lose your nuts,, but ow shit!! That sounds like a dangerous sport!!
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Hay Sis!! I didn't include the unsober moments,, but hay,, spill babe!! I'd love ta hear it!! An JKA,, been there too, well it was an egg donor and years a shit,, wish I had a jump for every mistake I made!! I'd have some kinda Golden Wings or something!! ; P
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Yo Slappie,, Ya reminded me of when I worked security in college, put a choke hold on a hockey player after he tried ta put his initials in some new cement at the fuckin disco I was workin at,, the rest a the team didn't think it was too cool but when ya have one by the throat they all tend ta listen,, I think this thread pops up every now and then,, did I tell ya about the time I tried to go hand over hand on a chair lift to the chair behind me and hit a friggin tower?? 60 feet up and sucked into all that machinery,, took 2 yrs and some surgery ta fix that and I was stone cold sober,, now I could tell ya'll about the times I been drinkin.....
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Welcome home Amigo!! Blues, Beers, and Babes!!
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LOL!! That hroids thing was totally gross!! Jeeze fuc@!!! I had tears!! I learned how ta eat fire in college,, Could light a joint,, I mean a cigarrette with a totally controlled flame from my lips,, not that pansy ass spewing a short burst a flame for 5 feet,, we'd go ta frat/sorority parties and put on a show for free beer!!,, then there was nuthin like watchin some macho prick try ta do that shit and burn his face,,,
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LOL,, Yo Wingnuts,, Ya I got a certification from some folks a while back,, apparently there was some #2 lead that came off on my app after folding and on the paperwork I am officialy "William X" ,,, figured fuck it,, gonna put that in a frame on the wall,, OH and hay,, meeting more and more survival instructors from Fairchild at the DZ,, hope things don't get totally fucked up and ya still come here next Summer,, we'll get some folks together and head to Lost Prairie,, ya gotta do that while here,, can help ya get outta duty for a bit if needed!! Billy
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Ok Ok,, So Playmate will be there,, I'll look for the big Pom Poms and Fruce sticker,, Stacy sorry ,, need a few more clues,, so with you 2 and weed competing,, will there be any rec jumps or is it all comps??
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Hay,, Had an interesting thing happen this weekend,, we were doin a hopnpop from 10.5 after sunset,, I thought I was stable, and threw out my pilot chute,, which immediately wrapped around my right arm,, on seeing the video I was still on a slight left turn and feet just a tad low,, which put my right hand up in the burble,, I freaked for a sec but was able to get my arm free and had a stable opening,, guess I just want ya ta take that xtra sec on a hop n pop,, and throw out that PC hard for clean air... B
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OK enough shit about wonnasumbedlam,, Anyone going to Eloy for Nationals?? Are ya plannin on jumpin while there and if so anyone traveled with there rig?? Not sure yet what days I'll be there but most likely wed, thurs, fri?? ,, Monk??? Blues and Sweet Dreams,, Billy
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Crack,, PSSssssttt..... Thanks for the cold one!! Fly safe Amigo!! Blues and Sweet Dreams!! Billy
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Just saw on the news that there are many English and 500+ Brits missing in NYC,, and that Russia, Germany, and other Nations that were once our enemies are now standing by the US in this terrosim thing,, have any of ya read the statements from Astronauts from differant countries,, that at first recognize the boundaries of there countries,, but after a while realize we are all on a tiny orb in the blackness of space?? Maybe if more folks were skydiving and the jump altitude was high enough we would all get along?? Just my .02 cents and now I'll get back ta razzin ya's and wishin ya'll Sweet Dreams and Soft Landings... B