Billy

I know IflyMe is goin,, he better I have his DZ.com shrit!! an maybe some others,, Gale?? Some of us from Spokane will be flyin in on Fri about 1:30 or 2:00,, with others driving up later that day an the next,,, roll call here...... Hope it doesn't SNOW!!!

Thanks for posting the picts,, cool ta see "us DZ'ers" out having fun,, one question for ya,, in Slowfaller an Scottbre's pict,, the dude sleepin on the couch an in front of the group pict,, looks familiar from LP,, who's that,, the guy from the dream sequence??

Congrats here too Dave!! Were all proud of ya! I have a feeling whatever path ya chose will be a challenge you'll be ready for!! Bset of luck to ya...

Excellant!! Ain't life SWEET!!

ok now thats just sick,, how do you find this shit???? an can ya believe how many he claims???

This topic comes up occaionally doesn't it... expressed my views before so if ya give a shit what I have ta say look ya can look it up in the archives.. in summary,, I'm not racist,, I'll hate anyone

If I were at fault I'd do what I could ta help the guy out after buying him a beer,, when ya get on the freeway ya expect those around ya ta drive a certain way,, sure ya have ta be aware an hope those around ya don't fuck up,, better ta be alert an not just cruisin along thinkin shit won't happen to you...damn scary question tho,,

""I have some great video of the B-52 that crashed while I was there. "" Glad I wasn't workin that day,, was a bad strech for Fairchild... while in Tucson over Easter went to the Pima County Air Museum with my Dad,, we talked for over an hour with a B-17 pilot while standing under one that's been rebuilt,, it was cool,, we talked about how it won't be much longer before all those pilots are gone and things will change... he was a volunteer at the museum and so were many others like him,, had some inspiring stories ta tell,, by the way he thought skydiving was great,, told him about my 100th from 21K AGL,, Cheers ta those boys!!

Have fun, relax, and let us know how it goes!!

Went out last week to the approach area of the runway at Faichild AFB,, got some nice video of the B-2's landing,, they were in the area doin missions up to Alaska,, awesome aircraft

A guy is out hunting Ducks and nails one which happens ta land in a farmers field,, as he goes under the fence the farmer shows up and claims the duck as his cuz it's on his property,, the hunter then claims Texas Rules and demands a showdown,, the farmer doesn't know wtf them rules are so the hunter explains.. we stand facing each other an take turns kicking each other till someone pansies out,, the winner gets the duck.. since I killed the duck I go first.. the farmer agress and they square up.. the hunter kicks him with all his might right square in the balls,, steps back and says I quit,, ya can keep the duck...

I'm in the "it's all good bunch" we have a 182 and a turbine 207,, first jump outta the 182 was a night jump,, first time outta an otter I wondered why the door was on the wrong side and totally botched the exit because of that,, but I do love the sound of a turbine firing up! Have yet ta jump a jet,, and will do my first helo jump in Kamloops very soon...

after reading all the instructions I notice there is a disclaimer on the bottom that Bonehead "is not responsible for accidents or injuries while using our products..." Darwinsm Rules again....

""When I was divorced, I went out and paid top dollar for an E-Z Bake Oven at a garage sale. New light bulb and I'm like Emeril Frickin Lagasse. Baked my helmet and made two cupcakes at the same time. Nothing to it."" ROFLMAO!!! My sis had one a them,,, I got the Microwave after Big D,, the Bonehead folks need ta include microwaveable instructions on the box like everyone else,, and no there wasn't anything at all about takin it off your head first,, "Step 5: Remove the helmet and place it on your head"... they should know the first thing I did when I got it outta the box was put it on and start reading the instructions!!! Now I had ta take it off ta see the clock,, don't have a watch,, but ya they'll probably get sued some day by a dude who owns a gas oven....

Andy,, I disagree with ya,, I don't post here much either,, but when I do it's not a neg vibe BS post,, maybe it's karma dude,, think pos,, theres obviously lots of good info here if ya look at what interests ya an ask the right questions... this site is what we make it IMHO,,, Blue Skies OK... that was the politcally correct resposne.... BEER!!

If I remember right, isn't there a line in the instructions that says "find a woman to do this for you"?? umm,, no,, and nuthing about cleaning the stove either,, now if I can get the pay pal thing figured out I'll buy ya a Sam an Sangiro also,, seems I registered there like 2 yrs ago an cant remember my password etc,, so it's bein snail mailed to me,, but if I don't figure it out before JFTC I'll buy ya a case otay..

Hay Lisa,, after a long ass search of our hanger I finally tracked down my helmet today,, in the only locked room in the whole place,, at first it looked liked an idiot picked it up and it was sent back to the warehouse and who knows where!! Anyway I get my new Mindwarp home and open it up,, instructions say I have ta "Bake" it!! Now wtf is this,, I have never seen anywhere ya bake a brand new helmet,, not here anyway,, and ya know I'm a divorcee an can't bake for shit,, I don't even own a friggin "baking sheet"!! so i cut apart the box it came in,, knowing ya can cook a pizza on the cardboard right,, oh ya,, and they shoulda told ya ta clean the stove first!! How long will it smell like cheese casadilla's?? an oven mitts!! I don't have any of those,, had ta use my jump gloves,, then I forgot ta turn off the oven before putting the helmet in,, good thing it was a cool day,, damn thing was to warm ta wear in the house so I went outside ta cool it off,, but it fits like a glove an thanks again,, be mounting it up tommorow an gettin the "beer" jump with it on Sunday!!

Glad everyone is ok,, so I'm curious,, where in the exit order do these boys get out,,

Thanks PhreeZ.. I was thinkin more like a monthly deduction from my checking account,, if we all pitched in a lil ta help,, an at the end of the year if $$ was left over it could go ta a benefit or DZ.com boogie somewhere.. just my .02 worth... but ya I'll buy HH a cold one an a jump ticket anyways!

Welcome Dan!! Stop in anytime! I saw a blind man in the Lost Prairie video from last year,, thought his name was Blind Doug but it may have been Dan,, was that you?? Do ya plan on going ta LP this year?? I believe his dogs name was Nakia,, nice looking canine,, I plan on being in LP for the last weekend and will make a point ta shake your hand and buy ya a beer!! Safe Jumps an Soft Landings Amigo,,, Billy

Ditto what Lisa said! Can't believe I pay AOL every month just ta read my e-mail and come to this site,, I know AOL sucks but there isn't a lot of options locally ta get online,, HH I'd be happy to pay a "small" fee for access to the site as a member,, you all have entertained me for yrs and I'd be happy to cough up some dinero for the cause! Maybe not make it mandatory for the folks that are strapped,,, but have it as an option ta help a bro out.... Bullet the Blue Sky...

Happy B-Day Michele!! Love ta read about your adventures,, skydiving or whatever,, ya make me laugh and I thank you for that!! I'm sure ya'll get the hang of it all soon enough....

"You can have odd friends without skydiving - you cannot skydive without picking up odd friends." ain't that the truth!! I do love the freefall,, solo is cool but I definately enjoy it more with friends,, kinda like sex,, it's better with someone ya care about!

OK, BillV an FallRate,, heres my Political view,, Darwinism should rule,, for the most part society is helping along DNA that is bad for the future of mankind as a species,, example,, JQ Public has 6 kids,, he's by all accounts a friggin idiot,, totally wasted his gray matter and can hardly tie his shoe,,, Joe IQ has 2,, but all the toys an his kids are well educated,,in a couple generations the planet is full of idots,, with a very few folks ta figure shit out,, society totally collapses,, the few survivors are base jumpers who know how ta garden and raise horses,, the real heroes know how ta brew there own beer! Beer is traded for silk ta make new gear,, silk is made by worms,, Grasshoppers eat leaves,, worms need leaves ta make silk,, hmmm,,, WTF was I thinkin,, oh yea,, don't drink an post,, Hay Bytch,, Can't wait!! It was friigin cold here today,, jump run was cut short by clouds,, climbed out into a friggin snowstorm!! That shit hurts!!

2 yrs already,, dam,, I think JKA still has Sangiro in the basement,, with just the PC and her lovely self for entertainment,, she just censors all his data...