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  1. DrunkMonkey
    Here I sit, brokenhearted... Paid a quarter, only farted.
  2. DrunkMonkey
    Go Puddle Pirates!!
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    Trying to get weed legalized is a waste of time anyway. Its Ok though, you just keep using your drugs that the government tells you are ok. And I'll laugh at your victimization complex as I video you being arrested for possession, or if you're an even bigger dumbass, possession with intent to distribute, after which I will laugh even more at the thought of your habit being responsible for your new status as Bubba's girfriend when you're serving time in prison.
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    Nov 2 cannot come soon enough... I do not care who wins anymore, as long as this crap is finally over.
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    So stop posting this drivel on the SC, call your Congresscritter, and do something about the laws you dislike...Otherwise, be prepared for the consequences of breaking the law. And be prepared for those who disagree with you and have the advantage of the fact that it's easier to keep a law on the books versus deleting/changing one. "small amounts"...when does it become illegal? You have to have all your ducks in a row before you engage the legislative process, lest you appear foolish.
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    I cannot wait to video you saying this when you're being hauled away for possession...You dislike the laws, change them or risk the penalties....but then again, I doubt most stoners are organized enough to engage the legislative process... Bitching about laws with no attempts to change them is the hallmark of a lazy person. Gee, stoner? Lazy? never.... [/sarcasm]
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    Defending your "right" to break the law/endanger others safety, the DZO's business & assets, and the pilot's FAA Certificates? Just so you can have your poisons and get your sad little fix? PATHETIC...
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    Oh to be a DEA Agent on a DZ...Make a year's worth of busts in a night. People, if you want to legalize drugs, go thru the legislative process. Otherwise, if you break the law, expect to be punished. Whining about "The Man" and "Freedom" is useless and annoying. Drugs should NOT be on a DZ. what's the difference between taking drugs and jumping, and taking drugs and driving? It only takes one bust for the DEA to sieze the entire DZ. Is your pathetic, greedy little need for a fix really worth the DZ being siezed? I've even heard stories about military personnel who jump using... As an Officer, I'd see to it that if those persons did use, they'd be doing hard time at Ft. Leavenworth...Use and possession is illegal under the UCMJ... Drugs are the lazy person's route to fulfillment. (And don't give me the Jerry Springer-like "You don't know me" song-n-dance...it's pathetic..)
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    My first total mal was a pilot chute in tow, and I was more irritated (even while still in freefall). I remember my thought process: [Begin Inner Monologue] WTF? where's my main? Gawddamit, this is gonna be an expensive jump... ($45 for repack) (+$30 for cutaway handle) (+$30 for reserve handle) *Kewl--That's what color my reserve is...* Oops... gotta land..This'll be the shortest canopy ride on my life... ...And I land in a creek... Get back to the DZ, courtesy of a local passerby in a truck... They had already called EMS, thinking I had went in.... Reserve repack: $45 2 Handles: $60 Getting first mal out of the way, and having a great story to tell: $ Priceless...
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    I guess that's true. The JROTC's I trained as a ROTC C1C (The yr before I put on 2Lt) redefined "odd." Let's just say I never knew Timmy and Cartman were JROTC cadets until that year...
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    Bwhahahahaha!!! JROTC... Uh huh... Has less than nothing to do with college-level ROTC, and even less than that to do with the real Armed Forces... JROTC won't teach you anything marching band or too much History Channel won't also...
  12. DrunkMonkey
    Eh, I'm bored and weird.
  13. DrunkMonkey
    Everyone, meet Salad Fingers: www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm www.fat-pie.com/salad2.htm www.fat-pie.com/salad3.htm www.fat-pie.com/salad4.htm
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    Eh...Yeah, because Ann Coulter is the barometer for the whim of the American Electorate... I'd vote for McCain in a nanosecond. He's not a drone to his party line. He *gasp!* Thinks for himself...oh no!!
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    Ok, against my better judgement, "Why not?" Don't tell me "Giving aid & comfort to the enemy," because this does not rise to that level.
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    Either Salad Fingers: www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm www.fat-pie.com/salad2.htm www.fat-pie.com/salad3.htm www.fat-pie.com/salad4.htm Or a Blue Man: http://www.blueman.com/
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    You have one less word in your bag of words?
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    Captions?
  19. DrunkMonkey
    Eat a large Porterhouse steak, medium rare, mushrooms, and baked potato. At someone else's expense. Then drink beer. But do not throw up said porterhouse steak. Happy Birthday.
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    Could you ask him to name one of those lil guys "Bob"? No reason in particular, just thought "Bob" would be a good name for a Tetrahymena Thermophila.
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    heh..Tuna, for once, I gotta give you props on that...Ye gave me a smile on an otherwise shitty day...Thx.
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    This guy (the site author) is campaigning for Commander of the Tinfoil Hat Brigade. The cheese fell off this guy's cracker a long time ago...
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    I think this all smells of a Uber-Socialist trying to guilt more foreign aid out of The "Evil White Man" for the "Victimized Africans." She's an idiot, not qualified to speak on this topic, and Alfred Nobel is spinning in his grave so fast you could hook up a turbine and power the Las Vegas Strip. She's an idiot who's shit-stirring to attract attention to her cause. Some Europeans and UberLiberals will try to make this a case of the "Evil White Man." Soooo: Speaking to Dr Asshat as a Western Evil White Male: "Fuck you. This is no-ones fault, other than those who continue to fuck HIV carriers unprotected, despite all efforts of the "Evil West" to teach you safer sex. Fuck YOU."
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    [announcer]"Special on tinfoil hats--aisle 4!" [/announcer] Yeah, "The Man" created HIV.... She is an idiot...
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    Have you been keeping up with A&M's season? Oh, t.u. is what Aggies call the university of texas. It has to do with the long history between the two schools. Texas A&M was established in 1876, t.u. in 1898, so A&M has always considered themselves THE univeristy in Texas. That's the really short cut and dry version, there's a lot of history involved and would require a couple beers and some time to explain it all. Um..Dave, I may be a Yankee, but I've spent lotsa time in TX (I'm in the USAF). It's a damn big place, one University wouldn't quite work... A bit off topic-I'm familiar with the A&M Corps...I understand you were hurt, but I know people who paid for that kind of treatment with no intent of going into the Military...Silght disconnect here....why go thru that if you don't want a commission??