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    Ever hear of the "Popcorn trick"?
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    What a pompus ass this guy is. I could go on with this thought, but I won't. I wonder, does Moore think that since GWB can't run again that the Dems are a shoe-in in 2008? - Jim Why do you care? Vote with your feet---don't pay to go see this movie.
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    With the current administration being co-opted by the Evangelical Right (read: Sexually Repressed), no chance of ending Reichsmarsha,er...Commissioner Powell's FCC purge of the unclean.
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    -Heroin -Ecstacy -Methamphetamines
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    I think this excerpt from Black Sabbath's War Pigs is accurate in this situation:
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    Ahem.... What about this current UK struggle regarding a ban on other items: Anti Ban: http://www.rathergood.com/spoonguard/ -and- Pro-Ban http://www.rathergood.com/banspoonguard/
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    I think this is a bad idea. The following links show how divisive the effort to ban other items in the UK was...: Anti Ban: www.rathergood.com/spoonguard/ -and- Pro-Ban www.rathergood.com/banspoonguard/ Who gives the more convincing argument??
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    Peanut butter & Jelly sandwich
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    Bengal Cats

    DrunkMonkey replied to Evelyn's topic in The Bonfire

    It's not the cat's fur that's an allergen--it's their saliva and the dead cells from their skin and dried saliva....so not even the Sphinx (eww...) would work.
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    Can you spot the "undercover" skydiver in this pic? Clicky!!
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    Bengal Cats

    DrunkMonkey replied to Evelyn's topic in The Bonfire

    Neat--a cat that behaves like a dog...If I wasn't so allergic to cats (I damn near need an epi-pen shot) I'd get Bengal or an OciCat in a heartbeat...
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    Useless trivia for the late morning: So is Jimi Hendrix's "Manic Depression."
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    Um, looking to contact someone in the RAF. I'm in the USAF, wanted to get a list of RAF traditions.
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    I like the following things, in no particular order: Beer Jeeps Sex Skydiving Scuba Flying [/pathetic attempt at threadjacking]
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    In war, as in skydiving, you can do everything right and still get killed (/sunk). Granted, but it's rare in the US DoD for someone to lose a billion dollar weapon and still have any career prospects...
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    Sorry. Please forgive me, and don't send Sir Sean Connery. He'd probably kick my ass severely, despite being 40+ years older than I... Jelly Bean=Lizzy? Re: Falklands....I found it really funny that the top guy in the RN managed to get his ship sunk in the Falklands, but got decorated for it, and made it to the top: http://www.royal-navy.mod.uk/static/pages/6394.html
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    Caption: "Dammit General Yeager....That's the last time you fly one of our jets!"
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    To all my English brethren: I am an American, of Irish/English extraction (go figure that Combo).... So I feel a bit safer bashing my progenitors/ancestry... Mad props to Chuck for Going thru Airborne training, and not being the typical Royal who adopts the military for the snazzy clothes. Although I don't understand why he soared up to Flag Officer ranks so fast. Was it due to his status as a Prince, or did he truly earn it, as a commoner would have to. A Flag Officer in 3 services...Overkill by the MoD? But I have to ask WTF was Chuck thinking when he dropped Diana (hottie) for Camilla (who could scare a bulldog off a meat truck)???
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    I like english toffee. John Cleese is funny. Bass Ale rules. Haggis--not good. I love the sound of an english girl in the throes of passion--verrry good. MG's--precursor to the Miata. Pink Floyd is good. The RAF's skydiving team is neat. "Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World" was a good RN movie (Note: Yes, I know Russel Crowe is an Aussie)
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    I want a Hattori Hanzo Sword.
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    Maybe you found the clitoris...
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    Wait until Wal-Mart decides to refuse to sell BC...Then the shit will hit the fan...
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    They're just after our dental technology and culinary skill...I'm not worried. There have to be at least 10 privately owned guns for every resident in the US. Since knives are now verboten to Brits, I doubt sporks and spatulas will be of much use against your average Shotgun-toting redneck who's full of Coors Light and Crystal Meth. Q: Why don't the Brits make computers? A: They have yet to find a way to make them leak oil P.S.: To use your vernacular, Prince Charles is a "Wanker."
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    You misspelled "medieval."