DrunkMonkey

I remember some chick writing "me likes dong" all over the bar at rantoul. Wonder who could've done that? Dong=Vietnamese Currency.. Ye likes it because it buys jump tix?

Get a life, Tuna.

The above are not victims...They DID bring it upon themselves. No one forced them to jump a tiny canopy or ride a Hayabusa. It's not the world's job to save you from yourself...

Deep-fried hamster on a stick---like a corn dog.

ROAST CAT WITH ORANGE SAUCE 1 (4-5 lb.) Cat 1 orange, sliced into quarters Salt, pepper & poultry seasoning Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Wash Cat in cold water and remove excess fat. Season the inside cavity and the outside of Cat with salt, pepper and poultry seasoning. Place orange quarters inside Cat and place in a shallow roasting pan. Cook in hot oven for 30 minutes, then remove Cat from oven and prick breast with heavy tine kitchen fork to drain grease. Turn oven down to 300 degrees and return Cat to oven for 1 hour or 1 hour and 15 minutes until tender. ORANGE SAUCE: 1/2 c. sugar 1 tbsp. wine vinegar Juice of 2 oranges 1 bay leaf 1/2 tsp. thyme leaves Salt & pepper to taste 1/2 c. Grand Marnier Grated rind of 1 orange 1. In a heavy saucepan, combine sugar and wine vinegar. Cook the mixture over a medium flame until sugar melts and begins to caramelize. 2. Add the juice of 2 oranges, Grand Marnier and grated orange rind. Stir well and cook for five minutes. 3. Add 1/4 cup orange peel cut into julienne strips, cooked in a little water for five minutes and drained. 4. Correct the seasonings and pour over the Cat on a serving platter.

I like Steak. With a baked potato, and a bottle of red wine.

I'd bet it's a cat that says "meow" on occasion.

...A non-political post! Here's a pic for you...a random housecat.

**=Free-Market Capitalism.

...And that's called free-market Capitalism... I like it when the system works.

An amendment would be wrong. (& I'm active duty Military...) Coercing respect for a symbol that in and of itself represents freedom from coercion...Ah, sweet irony.. You have your right to burn the flag...I have my right to beat the bejeezus outta you (and make it look like an accident)...

Cliff's Notes Version: "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!"

Tuna, just cut the crap & vote. No one here is going to change their mind because of email glurge....

Until this election shit is over!!! I plan on being nowhere near a TV or radio all election day evening...I REALLY DON'T CARE ANYMORE!!!=

Hey, no worries, just got off the flightline permanently, got X-trained into Acquisitions...Heh...

All: Duly noted. They are great aviators...and have probably earned the bennies they demand. They were just a bit rude when dealing with my troops, and hardly gave any coins out. Also, consider my perspective: As a USAF Aircraft Maintenance Officer, the word "Airshow" brings up visions of 9 months' worth of meetings, endless coordination, and no end of an asspain... Although it is interesting to watch the inbred yokels that these events bring out stand there "ooh"-ing and "Aah"-ing at the fast shiny things in the sky...

They're prima donnas. We hosted them at an Airshow about 2 yrs ago...They have so many ridiculous demands before they'll show...(Example: "200lbs Crushed, NOT Cubed" ice...) It's easier and more worthwhile to request the ThunderChickens or the RCAF Snowbirds..

I work out daily and watch what I eat. The rest of humanity outside my family and friends can die of a massive coronary from obesity for all I care. I have govt (.mil) health insurance, so I don't subsidize obesity as much as the average American. Let them die. It increases the value of my stock portfoilio (McDonalds, et al) and makes the world a less fat place once they're six feet deep (buried in a piano case).

Watch it?!? Hell, can I be of any physical assistance in the process???

"This and other groundbreaking stories in this month's issue of "DUH!" Magazine..." Seriously, this is not a real shocker. Just go to Wal-Mart anyday, anytime, and witness the Super-Sized masses... I think it's because of several factors: 1. Video games and other forms of mental masturbation replacing sports as kids' primary form of leisure... 2. Suburbs are not bicyclist or pedestrian friendly. I grew up in metro Chicago. We walked EVERYWHERE.... Traffic was slower than walking places....Now the suburbs are packed with fatass white people driving SUVs that are as gluttonous as they are the two whole blocks to Cinnabon... 3. Phys Ed classes are being cut due to funding...bad idea 4. Phys ed classes are not real PT courses...No more of this stupid shit.---HARDCORE MILITARY PT... If you cannot do 50 situps in 2 min, 30 pushups, 6 pullups, and run 1.5 miles in under 12 min... YOU FAIL, FATASS... 5. We as a country have turned into Krispy Kreme swilling, lazy ass computer desk jockeys who are too busy to go to the fucking gym, but have not problem fitting in 2 hrs a night for Law & Order reruns and Fear Factor. Fucking fat people ought to be ashamed...

Ignore pathetic attempts to revive long-since-dead careeres...problem solved.

Go on, we're waiting. Ditto... I wonder if Dubya's dinner is Crow Alfredo or Crow Flambe'... Either way, he's having Crow for dinner...Asshat.

Memo to Dubya: "Thanks, Fuckhead. Lucky me..." Signed, American IT Workers

NSFW!!!

Because since the GOP was co-opted by the Religious Right (a double misnomer), Cheney has been part of the political regime that has systematically stood in opposition to the majority of the platform of the Gay/Lesbian community...