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    Musicmatch jukebox keeps crashing on me. Anyone suggest a better program for playing/burning Mp3s? Thx!
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    Dropkick Murphys- Oi! Oi! Oi!
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    "A Dream Within a Dream" by DreadZone. You'll find it on The Saint Sountrack.
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    No, it's not that I think you're correct. It is a sense of profound irritation at the holier-than-thou attitudes put out by Fundies. Not everyone will fall into your narrow definition of how the world ought to be. Why can't you leave these people the hell alone? "Moral Corruption?" You self-assured arrogant eliteist... Corrupt compared to a spartan life filled with unsatisfied curiosities, self-deprivation, and pain? Uh, yeah Live your life the way you want to. You have no right to tell others how to live theirs, unless it harms someone else physically. Emotional bruises don't mean a damn thing. If people like you ran the world, this would be one uptight, boring place...
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    Regarding Same Sex marriage: Speaking as a probably-soon-to-be engaged hetero guy: WHO REALLY (Other than Religious Fundies who are terrified someone, out there, might be having a good time)GIVES A FLYING F**K IF THEY DO MARRY OR NOT??? Seriously people...don't you have jobs and families that ought to take precedence over your self-appointed moral crusade to save the world?? Here's a good test: 1. Does it pick your pocket? 2. Does it force you to do physically do something you don't already do? 3. Does it harm (other than your "Fragile sensabilites") you or your family in any way? If no to all of the above, STFU.
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    Solution to rising AvGas prices?
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    Irish folk music. Waiting for Girlfriend to get ready-we're going to the ABQ Aquarium.
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    No. -End of Line- [/TRON]
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    Do it again. ...because nonsmokers can catch their breath faster... It's all about better cardio. I'm a nonsmoker living at 6,000msl. When I was in New Orleans (~-100 MSL) I was able to outrun even more serious athletes
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    I'd rather just nail one or both of the Bush girls. It'd be great to be able to meet him, salute, lean forward, and whisper "I boned both yer little angels." It'd be worth the Secret Service asskicking and subsequent Court Martial....
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    I hope we're not paying into the same health insurance plan. I'd hate to subsidize your cancer treatment...
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    Nah, these guys have been wood shedding. Any way, I mean notable quotes, at least as funny as "put it in a lock box." Or Bush's "Strategery." [/SNL]
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    Tuna-we get it--YOU DISLIKE KERRY... Let it go...
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    Dunno about the GOP, but Libertarians will hail Ashcroft being put out of a job, and an end to legislated morality. The Religious Right being rightfully pimp-slapped.
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    ...I'm waiting for the Cliff's Notes version to be posted online on Fox and CNN tomorrow....
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    Garlic herb chicken breast w/pasta.
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    Skydiving videos need more PRIMUS!!!
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    Q: What does a Fighter Pilot use for birth control? A: His personality. Q: How will you know if a fighter pilot is at your party? A: He'll tell you. Q: How can you tell if you're on a date with a fighter pilot? A: The conversation goes "Well, enough about flying, let's talk about me." A frantic woman calls 911: Woman: "Help! Help! There's a drunk naked Figher Pilot running amok in my yard!" 911: "Ma'am-calm down. How do you know he's a fighter pilot?" Woman: "Well, he's got a huge wristwatch, a tiny dick, and he's trying to cash a check..."
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    Pot, meet Kettle. Kettle, this is Pot.
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    Take care of my list of people who are in dire need of a serious ass-kicking.
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    Better Patton Speech: http://www.pattonhq.com/speech.html
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    I like cajun chicken. Especially with a side of ranch dressing.
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    Dude, I'm in weaps test & eval...you have no idea what goes into a system development. Most things on the battlefield were in testing for over a decade...
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    I reiterate: COMEDIC VALUE. Limbaugh is a hypocrite with zero credibilty ("all drug users should be locked up (except me!)) and Franken should have stuck to comedy. I feel sorry for the legions of rednecks that let Rush do their thinking for them....ditto for libs/Franken
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    I listen to it the same way I do Limbaugh--with a pound of salt, not a grain, and for the comedic value of the shit that both of them spout.