DrunkMonkey
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One reason why moderates fear the neo-cons
DrunkMonkey replied to DrunkMonkey's topic in Speakers Corner
http://www.theocracywatch.org/ Edited to add: http://www.theocracywatch.org/introduction2.htm#Dominion How dare you try to turn my country, one founded on freedom, into a Authoritarian Christian Theocracy reminiscent of Taliban-controlled Afghanistan? I'm not looking to get into a shit-flinging match, but where do some get the idea that de facto governance by the christian church is anything but a recipe(sp?) for religious based facism? -
Free states and slave states before the civil war
DrunkMonkey replied to Phlip's topic in Speakers Corner
Does that mean you'll also stop ranting about "Liberals" and Kerry, and all the other arguments that make politics seem like a pair of lemurs flinging their own poop at each other? -
I just advocate that people follow the Eleventh Commandment: "Thou Shalt Keep Thine Religion to Thyself."
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Earth.
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Here's my Friend Jack R. He's single....
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these engines are suckers Suck and blow.... suck and blow... I always was taught that jet engine theory was Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow.....
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Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy! [/Ren & Stimpy] Good. He's a religious nutjob, and shouldn't have been given that much power...
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What are some words that describe skydiving?
DrunkMonkey replied to kansasskydiver's topic in The Bonfire
Ham Sandwich -
Anyone here have a/a pair of pet sugar gliders? How hard are they to care for? Are they good pets, or boring, like mice/hamsters? Thx.
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Who do I call in Oz to send me a live Wallaby? I want one as a pet.
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Things like this are usually a case of someone being pushed over the edge by someone's sophomoric crap. Inevitably, the immature DZO picks his pain-in-the-ass bully friend over the victim, and boots the victim. It's a question of who's the closer friend of the DZO. That person can get away with a lot more than someone else would. Supposed adults with "little man syndrome."
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THis girl could be a world class endurance athlete. With no sense of pain, she could run until cardio collapse...
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Thanks!
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Mpeg.
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I have a downloaded copy of Shrek 2. It's too big a file for one CD. Is there a program I can d/l to split it into two smaller files to send to the DVD burner, so I can watch it on TV? Thx!
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Mickey : Good dags. D'ya like dags? Tommy : Dags? Mickey : What? Mrs. O'Neil : Yeah, dags. Tommy : Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more. -Snatch
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There's a buzzword there that might get this thread locked....Edit?
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Post your numbers...... not jump numbers either
DrunkMonkey replied to GogglesnTeeth's topic in The Bonfire
I always understood that the formula was: Guys- Divide number of claimed partners by half Gals- Multiply number by 2 -
"I ain't never met someone who didn't like parfait. You never hear someone say, "Hey, you want some parfait?" "Hell no, I don't want no parfait!"" Donkey, from Shrek
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Ok, I'm going to a Halloween Pub Crawl in a Roman Toga I made myself. I have the white tunic, the red main part of the toga, some gold colored lines to wrap around my torso, and a headpiece of fake leaves.... (wearing tank top, shorts and Tevas underneath) I still need one more bit to really pull off the look. Suggestions?
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Really bad gas from lunch. I'm sorry to be wasting these farts, not being on a jump plane...
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I wonder what would have happened if it was a cat...
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Even better--a "Hover-round" or whatever those things the old ladies rode around the Grand Canyon in the commercial are called...
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Updates to list: -8-Track Player -Atari 2600 -Furby -Shotgun -Case of Red Bull -Stolen golf club -Snorkle -DVD copy of Trainspotting Any guesses as to the purpose of each item? I'm stumped...
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"Here Leezard, Leezard, Leezard..." [/Taco Bell Dog]