DrunkMonkey

...I agree, but tell that to my gf, who will never touch me again if I skip Valtentine's Day...

Cerveza!

I'm gonna hold out for the pet Lemur. What shall I name my lemur?

Snatch! Ding Ding Ding!

huhuhuh...Cat fart.[/Butthead]

Try this quote:

Might want to rethink that: http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/02/01/nepal.govt/index.html

Me like Pie. Mmmm...Pie. Pie good. When post again, bring Pie.

Huh...I'm hurt. And to think I was going to bring you Smirnoff Ice when next I saw you...

..Dog?

Looks like Eminem.

Crime Scene evidence?

For a fallen comrade.... ...A bottle of beer fell out of my fridge when I got breakfast, and shattered on the floor. Shouldn't happen to Shiner Bock. How can I go on after such a loss?

Wouldn't that much methane contaminate his experiments? All that work out the window because of mexican food. Shiner Bock--now that stuff, that'll give you a king size case of the farts...

Heheheh...Poop! [/Beavis]

You need to provide a picture and information regarding that critter.

Too small a sample size to be of any use/relevance.

Platypus (knew that one) Spiny Anteater (thx Google)

Fast Times at Ridgemont High?

"Paint it Black" by the Stones.

No, they're just so f$(*ing hideous the ground rejects them...

-Fixed-

The Slow Loris. Clicky for Pic! Slow loris - NYCTICEBUS COUCANG Endangered Class: Animals with Milk Glands (Mammalia) Subclass: True Mammals (Eutheria) Order: First Order Mammals (Primatea) Family: Lorisidae. The word "Loris": "Loris" comes from an old Dutch word, "loeris," which means simpleton or clown. Description: The slow loris' coat is dense, woolly and soft, and tawny in color with a black stripe along the back. Its short tail is entirely concealed by the fur. The face is rounded, with large eyes and small ears. The fingers and toes are short and thick, and the second toe on each hind foot has a long grooming claw. Length of head and body 9 to 15 in, and it weighs 1 to 3.3 lbs. Location: Southeast Asia. Habitat: Arboreal. Tropical forests. Behavior: This is a nocturnal, tree-dwelling creature, feeding on fruit and insects. Its movements are even slower than those of the slender loris, but like that species, the slow loris lays an ambush for its prey and then, at the opportune moment, seizes it with a swift movement. The powerful musculature of the hands and feet enables it to keep a tight grip on the branches of trees, on which it hangs, asleep, throughout the daylight hours. It is a territorial animal and uses urine to mark its territory. It uses its tongue, grooming claw, and dental comb to clean its fur. Reproduction: Gestation lasts between 90 and 180 days, at the end of which the female, which has four nipples, gives birth to a single young.

The USAF HH-60 guy I work with said that flying a helo is like trying to hold a ping-pong ball under water with one finger, while balancing on a basketball. Good deal, Yoshi! $300/hr for helo was always too rich for my blood...

The Clap.