DrunkMonkey
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What is playing in Chicago in the Theater (i.e. plays)? The girlfriend will be visiting for spring break in March, after I have moved home from the USAF. We are both Theater lovers. What's showing?
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My favorite obscure insult names: Arse Fez Jag Pie Fuckstick Colon Ranger Add to this list.
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Addendum: Our basic needs: Sex Dinner Car House Buddies You should not, under any circumstances, inhibit/prohibit the acquisition of any of the above.
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Not me. Carry on laughing.
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http://media.skoopy.com/vids/vid_00207.wmv
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Not gonna be retired...Just getting out. "S.(separated)O.A.D." doesn't have as good a ring. Cannot job hunt a lot yet, as I do not know my availability date... Once I have that, I've got dozens of resumes and cover letters to send out...
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Well, I guess I am ROAD* now. *=Retired On Active Duty... They just started processing my request for release from active duty...Then my boss takes all my projects/workload and divvys them up amongst the rest of the office... Hmmm...Post Whoring...sounds like a good job until I actually move home, about 6 weeks from now... Anyone else bored as hell?
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Napoleon Dynamite Dazed and Confused Gummo
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Jacuzzi. Did not get caught.
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Just answer the door nekkid.
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Hi Martin! -Neil
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Do you ever hear your neighbors having sex?
DrunkMonkey replied to SpeedRacer's topic in The Bonfire
When I was living in the dorms and we heard someone on the floor having sex, we'd break out the airhorns, firecrackers, and the electric guitars, and make "a lil' noise" outside their door. It was fun*... *Yes, it was jealousy. -
I like Pie. Mmmm... Pie. Wanker! Weebl and Bob rule! http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/archives.php
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Infected? Whore-ish Bottom Feeders? [/Desk Jockey, Paper-Pushing, Statistic-chasing guy] Fixed it Fixed it again.
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Infected? Whore-ish Bottom Feeders? [/USAF guy]
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"Don't whiz on an electric fence." "Don't knock up anyone." "The only things you really have are your integrity and self-respect. Don't do anything to lose them." "Don't drink shitty beer."
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I'm also at two. Europe and N. America.
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What about Antarctica?
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Um...Truth be told, it's the other way around... The pursuit was easier in NE, but the sex was better in KS. (That's not to say that KS was the best overall...that would be elsewhere... )
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Hmmm... Illinois Kansas Florida Nebraska New York Massachussets Oklahoma New Mexico Nevada Texas Louisiana Mexico The Bahamas
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Noice, J! Now all I have to do is scrape up $1,000 to finish my license...damn job changes... I have 55 hrs, just need to perfect short/soft field ops, take the damn written, and get my checkride...Hope my hours don't expire after awhile... Any CFIs deal with a student who took about 6 months off due to cash flow problems, and still pass them? Help!
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A chrome-plated cat.
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I like Pie. Mmmmm, Pie. "When come back, bring Pie." -Weebl
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Boobies! (Attached)
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I'm about 1300 miles from Cook Cty, so I'll just use my passport, and keep it in a hidden (inside) pocket in my shorts... Thx all!