DrunkMonkey

Princess "Consort."

Me Like Pie. Pie Good. Mmmmm...Pie. When post again, bring Pie.

Heh..."Princess Consort..." Translation: The Chick that Chuckie Gets to Shag."

Curves without flab/rolls. Some discernable muscle tone.

"Pop" Music White bread Buicks Donald Trump Fat/lazy people Terrorists Airport hassles Cold Weather Illinois gun laws

Make another one for tomorrow, put cat food and Ex-Lax in it. Hilarity ensues.

I always thought I was going to hell for something, at least now I know what I'm there for...

Cats=worthy friends/companions. Can be respected Dogs=Pathetic kissasses who need to be bossed around. Always in need of something...

What, they tell them jokes all day? We wouldn't send them to the slaughter house if they weren't made of pork...

Kinkajou http://www.honoluluzoo.org/images/sugarbear.jpg PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS: Scientific name: Procyonidae Potos flavus The kinkajou belongs to the raccoon family and is directly related to the red panda that lives in the Himalayas and China, the olingo, the civet or ring-tailed cat and cacomistle, which are New World residents. The kinkajou and olingo are very similar in appearance, often being difficult to tell apart when seen in the wild. It has a rounded head, small ears, sharp teeth, a long body, short legs, long tail and a soft, thick, uniform brown fur. Their body length is about 16-22 inches (42-57cm) and they weigh up to 6 pounds (2.72kg). It is sometimes referred to as a honeybear because of the color of its coat and in Belize it is called a "night walker". The kinkajou has a long prehensile tail that is used for balance, as a fifth hand for climbing and for snuggling as it sleeps. It is the only member of its family with a prehensile tail. Their tails are about 15-22 inches (40-56cm) in length. But unlike some monkeys, it does not use its tail to grasp food. Monkeys' tails have sensitive "tactile pads" that kinkajou tails lack. The kinkajou also has a slender 5 inch long tongue (12.7cm), which is used in reaching nectar and honey. The bottom of the foot and clawed toes are used for hanging while eating. They have bare palms like monkeys. DISTRIBUTION and HABITAT: The kinkajou can be found in tropical forests from Southern Mexico to Southern Brazil. It is commonly seen at night in the tropical forests of Belize. It utilizes the same ecological niche by night that the new world monkeys use by day. The kinkajou spends most of its life in the upper and middle canopy of the tropical forest (arboreal). BEHAVIOR: Sugar Bear is trying out his new hammock, that was a present for his 39th birthday. It is able to move very quickly through the tree tops and will jump from tree to tree when necessary. At night, their large eyes reflect light for a great distance when a light is shined at them. During the day it will find a hollowed out limb or tree trunk to sleep in, often with the front feet covering its eyes. They mark their territory and travel routes with special scent marking from glands located on the chest and belly. They are found alone or sometimes in small groups. Enemies of the Kinkajou are the Fox, Tayra, Margay, Jaguar, Ocelot, and the Jaguarundi. DIET: They feed mostly on fruit, insects and flowers and nectar. REPRODUCTION and GROWTH: Breeding takes place throughout the year. The male has an enlarged bone that protrudes at the inside of his wrist, which he rubs the females sides with during mating. This bone is usually bare skinned in the male, but fur covered in the female. Gestation is from 112 to 118 days after which one to two cubs are born, however, one cub is the norm. When a female kinkajou feels that her cub is in danger, she will carry it upside down. STATUS: The kinkajou is not currently threatened although in many places they are hunted for their dense fur and for food.

We get screwed over by this world... -Manual transmissions -School Desks -Scissors -Firearms -Keyboards -Can openers -English language was made for right handers (ink smear on the side of your hand, anyone?) -Computer mice -Much more likely to die in a horrible industrial accident WTF!?!

[/taking me seriously] Have some fun with them: -Answer every question with "Papers, Please..." Using an East German accent. -Twitch a lot. -Get Iraqi, Iranian, Lybian, and Afghani stamps on your passport.

Because the oil sleazebags who funded his campaign want to make more money, and to do so they need to get the pesky environmental laws repealed. They'll cause us to choke on smog and have birth defects in our children due to polluted water, but they're making money, so all is well. Those who oppose other energies (nuke, hydro, solar) in favor of polluting ones are a cancer on this planet, who will sicken us while they buy their next yacht.

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Thanks all. I'm basically looking for something for road trips. I figure a $20 power converter and a $20 FM transmitter for the laptop will be the cleanest and easiest way to do a makeshift iPod.

If your Car CD Player has RCA inputs on the back, is it possible to just wire in one's laptop PC and pipe the music into the car stereo via the headphone jack?

http://www.americazoo.com/goto/index/mammals/animals/204.jpg Desert jerboa - JACULUS JACULUS Possibly Endangered Class: Animals with Milk Glands (Mammalia) Subclass: True Mammals (Eutheria) Order: Gnawing Mammals (Rodentia) Family: Dipodidae. The Name "Jerboa": "Jerboa" is from the Arabic word "yerbo," meaning "big thighs." Location: North Africa, Arabia, central Asia. Habitat: Terrestrial. Desert and steppe. Description: Like the other members of this family, the overall appearance of the desert jerboa is like that of a kangaroo, mainly because of the very long hind legs. Its coat is cream or beige on the back, white underneath. The tail is long and has a tuft of white hairs at the tip, and it is used like a tiller or rudder when the it jumps. This animal can grow over sixteen inches long, but ten of those are its tail. It weighs only about two and a half ounces. Behavior: This solitary nocturnal rodent starts moving about in search of food after sundown. It eats seeds, roots, and insects, from which it extracts the water required for its survival. It is agile and has highly developed senses of smell, sight, and hearing. Reproduction: Gestation lasts about a month, after which the female usually gives birth to three young. There may be more than one litter a year. The young are independent after a few weeks. The courting behavior of the male is interesting: He puts himself in an upright position in front of the prospective mate, then lowers his face to the height of the mate, and finally, slaps her rhythmically with his front legs.

High: I have food, clothing, shelter, and love. Low: Gotta job hunt soon, and my beloved is 2 states away.

jazzjumper: LOVE the Signature line.

Me like pie. Mmmm... Pie. Pie good. When come back, bring pie.

...Like to touch my monkey? TOUCH HIM! LOVE HIM!!

Start the egg timer. I wouldn't pawn my AK-47 or Kevlar vest anytime soon if I lived there...

AHEM...

Buying NEW cars is a waste of money. BUy 1-2 year old cars. The 25% "drive-it-off-the-lot" depreciation is endured by someone else, not you. Jeep Liberty will soon be made with a higher MPG diesel engine... Take it from a Mustang owner--DON'T. They're fun in good weather, but you cannot store much, and they suck giraffe nuts in foul weather. My next car will be something convertible, perhaps a jeep.

How would you ensure the bottles didn't shatter w/the opening shock?