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Yeah, I saw American Pie also Don't remember that scene, although I never saw the 2nd and 3rd movie...
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Texans: -Help a Yankee out- What animals constitute "Critters?" I have heard that "Critters" are pest animals only, not pets, livestock, etc. So, what animals are considered "critters?"
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http://www.wettropics.gov.au/pa/pa_casso.html Comments?
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Rule of thumb: To figure out the true number of sexual partners someone has had: Men: Multiply claimed # by 1/2 Women: Multiply by 2
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If I call a hammer I buy at Sears a "Sniper Hammer," will Congresscritter Moran try to ban it?
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Chamber of Commerce website?
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Trollin', Trollin', Trollin'...
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Who?
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Abortion (thread split from Canadian hunting thread)
DrunkMonkey replied to chuteless's topic in Speakers Corner
I wouldn't be too worried. What does Mr Cole control? I seriously doubt Mr. Cole has any power extending past his well-guarded-from-those-damn-kids lawn. He's full of sound and fury, accomplishing nothing. [pseudo-paraphrased from Wm. Shakespeare] -
With their fur bleached and then dyed hot pink.
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Abortion (thread split from Canadian hunting thread)
DrunkMonkey replied to chuteless's topic in Speakers Corner
Newsflash: Those of us who support Roe v. Wade know what the procedures are. The goal for abortion is to make it safe and rare. Believe it or not, religious zealotry hurts the Anti-Choice cause. Some of your zealot bretheren would criminalize the Pill, condoms, Depo-provera, etc.... Why the hell should your dogma affect someone else's body? What your "God" tells you should not affect others' lives. -
-Finish Pilot's License -Get a good job as a project assistant at a law firm -Get into U of IL Law School -Get thru U of I Law -Pass bar -Get good Attorney job -Get married -See Europe, Asia, & South America -Learn to Freefly
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Abortion (thread split from Canadian hunting thread)
DrunkMonkey replied to chuteless's topic in Speakers Corner
Actually I don't speak French. Fluent in Spanish, though. It's apparent the metaphor of Foie Gras geese feeding was lost on you. You have your one topic that you spend 90% of your postings on. We get it, you're Christian, and militantly so. The kicker is that no one really cares. You do however, cause people to care when you advocate the tactic of berating those who are not as rabidly religious as you are... At times you are seriously lacking in tact... -
Abortion (thread split from Canadian hunting thread)
DrunkMonkey replied to chuteless's topic in Speakers Corner
So Mr Cole: if "what Constitutionally-protected rights women exercise" is the only issue of relevance to you (other than force-feeding Christianity down Americans' throats like we were Foie Gras geese), why did you waste time stopping to post here? -
Anyone have a pet rabbit? Do they make good pets? How much personality do they have? Annual food/vet costs? How messy/stinky are they? Should you get it fixed? Thx.
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Q: What do you call a Marine who can read and write? A: "Colonel." M uscles A re R equired I ntelligence N ot E xpected
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If they have digital cable, could you order PPV porno for them?
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I have been waiting to say this for a long time now.
DrunkMonkey replied to Darius11's topic in The Bonfire
Arse Fez! I gotta get that mod to my Mirage and a repack first. Ah, screw it. I'll just wait until I get to Chicago.. -
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Better yet, the hunters ought to be required to beat the animal to death with their bare hands...
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http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/unpleasant_animals.html
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...And I am the Walrus. Coo Coo KaChoo.
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LEMURS!?! I am intrigued by your words, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter... [/Homer Simpson]
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Nah...I find a pinch of crystal meth works well. Plus, my productivity is thru the roof!
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Hunting is fine with me, but I don't personally do it. What gets me is that doesn't effectively taking an AK-47, a Anti-duck SAM battery, and a dozen claymore mines take the sport out of it? Isn't the whole point of outdoorsman sports to enjoy being outdoors, and not specifically to schwack Bambi or Daffy?