DrunkMonkey

Google Col Joe Kittinger's jumps during the Excelsior project.

The best kind of babies are other peoples' babies. If my parents want grandchildren, that's my sister's problem...

He's not a Law Enforcement Officer yet. His profile says "(conditional offer extended) dea special agent". That's Government speak for "We'll admit you to the training course, and you can compete for graduation, provided your Drug test, credit check, background investigation/security clearance, and personal/professional references check out." He doesn't have a badge or a gun yet. With that shitty attitude, I would not bet the farm on him. He could fuckup on the PFT, Shooting, or academics, amongst other things. He is by no means guaranteed to become a Agent...

anyone capable of speaking the english language and devoid of mental retardation will understand what the gist of that statement is: "i'm stopping this whole argument, but let it be known if the mod's don't step in and stop trolls, i'll gladly take a ban to tell that person in not-so-nice-terms where they can shove it." the only threat existant in that quote is the threat of action. no threat was made against the mod. perhaps some of us should take a refresher course in the english language. you have to take this place as a high school filled with little boys and girls OD on hormons. it is a place to spark entrtainment. you signin, make a couple of nootral posts over a few weeks (else the profile police will get ya) and then make one that is borderline flame materiel and then watch the loyal users circle the wagons. It is quite fun. Kbone did it the best. The mods are totally inconsistent. they may do a lot of 'moderating' but their enforcement is subjective. I thought this comment from your link was funny: "Calling someone from dz a asshat is a personal attack." I do not follw youre cop background and what it has to do whit anything. Zippo... It's called Spell Check. Learn it. Live it. Love it.

I like pie.

This is why everyone needs a living will...

...I shut "Napoleon Dynamite" off this afternoon, after 45 painful minutes. First time I stopped a rental beacause it was so bad. Yes, either it's shit or it's great. My vote is for "shit."

...Unlike southerners who still are pissed the CSA lost...or still refuse to admit that they lost...

FCC-Larry Flynt? DoD-General Jack D. Ripper, USAF (Ret.)? Dept of Commerce-The Wal-Mart board of Directors? VA-Michael Moore

Um...Ivan...you don't dress up and go to Star Wars Conventions, do you? (I so hope you don't)

Go out for a liquid lunch. I suggest starting with Killians, proceeding to Bass, a black & Tan, and then A Guiness.

The USAF rat would just parachute (w/oxygen, from 30,000') and land next to the cheese. And it'd get per diem, a hotel, and a rental car. It's good to be wearing AF Blue.

http://www.thetrenchcoat.com/archives/category/you-lost-get-over-it/ Love it! In my mind, Confederacy=Fucking traitors on the same level as Aldrich Ames, the Rosenbergs, Robert Hanssen, and Benedict Arnold...

No, it's "Fish Taco."

I like pudding.

A buddy of mine once got so drunk he shit ("shat"?)in the urinal...

Can we just have him beaten to death? It'd be only fair...

Please do, he's a man I greatly admire, as is anyone who speaks truth to power. No, Prof. Churchill is a douchebag who doesn't realize that he's never really lived outside the safety-netted world of academia, and that his words would get him beaten down by 90% of the US population. He should not be in the business of molding minds.

Want to get a M-1 for target shooting. A friend of mine tells me that this: http://www.odcmp.com/Services/Rifles/m1garand.htm ...is a good source. What do you shooters think?

A river.

Tedious nonsense. That's what we pay them to do. Ok, send your sons/daughters to a recruiting station, have them enlist and deploy to SWA. Then say that.

Get your own damn thread!

Captions? I'll start: "Proof that God smoked pot on the 6th Day..."

What the bloody hell are you talking about?!?!?

I like pudding.