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  1. DrunkMonkey
    Engelbert Humperdink?
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    I stifle farts until at least 7,000 agl.
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    Heh. Dog has morning wood.
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    I knew that cat. He's British. He prefers "Robert Feline" to "Bobcat."
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    http://www.jsonline.com/alive/news/mar05/313063.asp I guess fluffy will, in a manner of speaking, outlive all of us...
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    To hug, rub, pet, and name "George."
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    A biohazard?
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    Yes, Doc, We're all fucktards. Stick to teaching Arab billionaires' sons at IIT, and watch all the Caucasian ROTC Mids/Cadets flunk out 'cause, afterall, we're fucktards. If you're such an anglophile, why stick around IIT?
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    I like Pie. Mmm...Pie... When post again, bring pie.
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    Whay are the rabbits now singing in Japanese and Breakdancing?
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    Why are there 7 rabbits sitting on my desk, with red eyes, and wearing lederhosen, staring at me with an evil look on their faces? I'm scared.
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    If you're starting a commune, please make it a rule that members have to wash at least twice a day, as well as using deodorant and toothpaste. At other communes, washing seems to not be a requiremnent at all...
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    I like rabbits.
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    I nearly got into an accident to avoid hitting a stray mom cat who was leading her kittens across the street.
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    1977 AMC Jeep CJ7.
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    BMW Isetta. The one Urkel drove in that show.
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    No Dave, Dr. Kallend is trying to nitpick grammar instead of refuting your argument...
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    Order delivery pizza.
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    Justice for sale just got a little harder to get...
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    Their reaction times slow down. But don't try to tell me that an intoxicant will cause someone to take more care...It is just as illegal to drive stoned as well as it is while drunk. (As it should be.)
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    Disagree. Legalize it, people will use it as openly/frequently as alcohol. the accidents/deaths will follow. It's a question of rate of use, not morbidity.
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    I would think that you'd be able to walk into any hospital/clinic and be hired in a second....
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    BillVon, please split this thread.
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    Wierd Al Yankovic Daffy Duck Beavis
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    I did not imply a lack of consciousness. I only said that the Pope, another person of newsworthy status, was possibly getting a feeding tube.