DrunkMonkey
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Kittens say "mew."
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My girl is a bed hog. She cannot fathom the reality that I don't like being touched while sleeping. She calls it cuddling, I call it being allotted 4" of my own bed. It's been a source of tension between us at times.
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Her politics/whack-job ideas aside, I saw her in a movie once with a Strawberry Blonde wig on... Actually quite nice...
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UFC...is that where they beat the fuck outta each other?
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Caption: "Hup, 2,3,4,...Left, Left, Left Right Left."
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Yes, she does. She offered to send me her old LSAT book, for the promise of a beer when we bump into each other at a boogie to be determined. (And a cut of my salary as an attorney...wait a minute...) Lesley-a public "Thanks" to you. You turned around a day that was going terribly for me. Thanks! Neil C-33161
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Heh. I was thinking I had found Gollum...
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http://templedamon.com/cattery-kitten-sale2.jpg YUCK!
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Anyone have study tips? I've been working these Analytical reasoning (logic puzzles)...ugh...Any way to make practicing click? Reading comprehension/Logical reasoning--is it mostly a case of RTFQ? (read the fucking question) I test in June... Looking to devote 15-25 hours a week to study. Is this realistic? I want to get around a 160-165. HELP!
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If hit at close range, it'll leave a minor welt. It's no worse than a weak pimp-slap. If you're not wearing a mask, it can be much worse. That goes without saying...
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If hit at close range, it'll leave a minor welt. It's no worse than a weak pimp-slap.
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I have ADD, and I was a Politics major... Politics necessitates creative math.
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They're called "markers." No, it does not encourage violence any more than football or rugby does. Would you prefer he smoked pot or knocked up the girl next door?
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We need to do two things: Berlin Wall-style wall between US and Mexico. Anyone in the no-man zone is summarily arrested. Other than stabilizing care, no free fucking rides at hospitals. Convert the torch on the Statue of Liberty to a giant middle finger.
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Most domestic hamsters in the US can be traced to a single mating pair imported from Syria.
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Put liquid laxative in the water cooler.
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Copy threads into your favourite word processing program, and replace the word "gun" with the word "hamster." Results are mildly amusing.
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I like the right to own guns. This is the last I'll post on guns. as gun threads should die a slow, painful death.
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Actaully I'm of the same mindset re: guns as AggieDave. I'm just in a shitty mood, and Gun threads (on the SC or other .coms) are tantamount to mental masturbation...
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...Need to die of Gonorrhea and rot in hell.
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Beer w/a bit of tomato juice in it.
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Oh, Addie, please do number 4. I'm on my hands and knees praying for a miracle. Oops...I didn't check the profile to ascertain gender. Amend it to "Shag someone Greek."
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1. Get off the computer. 2. Drink Ouzo. 3. Eat sheep. 4. Go to beach, pick up Greek girl. Shag same. 5. Repeat tomorrow.
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1. Power spike scrapped radio alarm. Woke up, looked at my watch, relaxed. FUCK--I didn't reset my watch for daylight savings. Boss calls me wondering where I am. 2. The scar on my hand (5 stitch-requring cut) split open when the scab got wet. Bled all over the shower. 3. No time for ironing my uniform. It's bad, but not too bad where it'll be noticed. But I know. 4. Get 1/4 of the way to work, and then hit with panic attack as to whether I closed the garage door. Go back, check. It was closed. 5. Get to work, and there are no fucking taskers in my inbox. WTF?!? Kill me.
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You forgot to explain "red draws." I'd never seen such a thing until I was at a Wichita Falls bar.