DrunkMonkey
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Get over yourself. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everyone else. (Apologies to Chuck Palahniuk)
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I'm sober, but you'd be amused to know that you're apparently part of a conspiracy. See the SC thread w/your name in it. Funny shiznit!
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You know, after reading this thread, Narcimund really came up with an interesting troll, while at the same time feeding his victim complex...
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By that logic, one would be able to sue the dealership who sold you a car that you subsequently wrecked... Tort reform would help this situation, but that has far too much potential to be exploited by Corporate America...
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Dude....get over it. Kerry lost. You seem to be nursing the mother of all victim complexes, on serveral fronts...Not exactly the formula for a happy life...
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Motrin. Bottled Water. Powerbars. Condoms. Hibachi for grilling. Food.
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Damn. Two really good movie references, and it goes over his head like a U-2 spyplane over Mini-me...
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Yeah, it's one giant conspiracy. I suggest you attend the secret meeting at a place called "The Meadows." You will find Queen Elizabeth, The Gettys, the Rothschilds, The Pope, and Colonel Sanders. They are collectively known as "The Pentaverate." Can I become a Third Class Citizen? I've been a Second and First Lieutenant, and a Captain. A "TCC" sounds like fun, a return to the bottom of the pile, kinda like Russel Crowe in "Gladiator."
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Heh. Legal Kitten. Filiing wrongful death lawsuits against masturbaters all over America. Thx again for the book
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This BMW... http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-1950-1959/1957-BMW-Isetta-300-red-fa-lr.jpg
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Post a pic of your housecat. I miss having a cat, but they're not worth suffocation due to allergies. Show me yer kitty!
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Would those who decry cheating count stupid High School shit/oversexed College lifestyle-type cheating also? People do mature...
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Heh...Horse PPE. I'm sure the safety Nazis and SFS would have something to say. Although it would be fun to have your horse shit on the front lawns of JA, MEO, and the WG/CC...
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State legilature is considering gun safty class in schools
DrunkMonkey replied to KevinMcGuire's topic in Speakers Corner
Find the ugliest people possible to demonstrate, the kids will NEVER want to have sex ever. -
"Ooh, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?"
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With all those holes, I wonder if she whistles 12 different notes in freefall...
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...A guy riding his horse down the street here on base. It was funny, seeing a horse & rider silhouetted against Special Ops helos and the CV-22 on the flightline. NM is funny that way.
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Installing a second hard drive on a laptop?
DrunkMonkey replied to DrunkMonkey's topic in The Bonfire
I'm going to get one with firewire capability. My usb ports are already full, even with a 1 to 4 splitter hub. -
I WILL NOT eat: Rocky Mtn Oysters Oysters Clams Sweetbreads Chitterlings(sp?)
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Contact info for 571st Air Ambulance?
DrunkMonkey replied to markd_nscr986's topic in Speakers Corner
Email Fort Carson Public Affiars. http://www.carson.army.mil/pao/pao.htm -
FACT: If you have not followed proper procedures for entering the US, you ARE A CRIMINAL. FACT: If you are an Illegal Alien, you have no right to work in the USA. FACT: If you criminally enter this country, you have no right to any social programs' benefits. FACT: If you criminally enter this country, you should be arrested, punished and deported. FACT: No whiny-ass socio-econimic/race baiting argument mitigates your CRIMINAL status.
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http://1kai.dokkyomed.ac.jp/mammal/images/living/medium/27-52m.jpg Captions?
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KY works well also. Ya just gotta REALLY buy in bulk....
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Well, it would seem that I am not losing my mind after all.. Thx all!
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Has the cat forgiven you yet?