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  1. DrunkMonkey
    Ruffed Lemur?
  2. DrunkMonkey
    We're in agreement. Just apparently did not make myself clear.
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    Actually I'm happily in love with the girl of my dreams. I just made it clear that I did not consider myself to be a work-in-progress any more than she considered herself to be. Sounds fair?
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    He should sue those fuckers for that.
  5. DrunkMonkey
    Men marry the women they see when they say "I do." Women marry the men they think they can guilt trip into the man they want them to be.
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    You can make your own Napalm by dissolving styrofoam in gasoline. Great on neighborhood dogs/neighbor's Macaw who won't STFU when I'm trying to get some goddamn sleep
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    ?????? Oh Yeah?????? Nice! Nah, I like a city whose subway you can ride anytime during the night/early AM.
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    Walmart is where you go to see why ugly people should be shot before they have a chance to breed. Hooters is for the consumption of beer and chicken whilst staring at tits.
  9. DrunkMonkey
    Great. Now do us a favor and hit yourself repeatedly in the genitals with a porcupine who's high on PCP.
  10. DrunkMonkey
    Better than Utah, where it's still 1830...
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    ...But they still seem to like us and our money...
  12. DrunkMonkey
    O+. The Coors Light of blood.
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    It's funny how Narci now ignores postings he does not like. Selective perception must be fun. Newsflash: No one cares about your sob story. Seventh Class Citizen
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    I just filed the paperwork. I'm now a Seventh Class Citizen.
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    Whiner.
  16. DrunkMonkey
    Or... "Money cannot buy happiness. It can, however, create an optimal environment in which happiness can be cultivated."
  17. DrunkMonkey
    Get over your victim complex. It's getting really pathetic.
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    All due respect CDR, but the lack of those words in the Constitution does not constitute card blanche to create a Theocracy....
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    NEPTUNE

    DrunkMonkey replied to leroydb's topic in The Bonfire

    Neptune?:http://www.nasa.gov/worldbook/neptune_worldbook.html
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    THe worst kind of socio-economic background is the College know-it-all, who takes on a "Rage Against The Machine" pseudo-marxist stance on the world, while going to a private school, and participating in a sport that requires upwards of $6,000 to get into, and up to $8,000/yr in jump tickets. Hypocracy defined. -The child of the DZO who never paid for their lessons, gear, and jump tix--no idea how spoiled they are, and have the nerve to act uppity around those of us who work for a living. -The n00b chick banging the skygod--whoring themselves for training. Really respectable there. The skybum who rags on those who don't spend every nanosecond of free time and every last cent on jumping. Excuse the fuck outta me if I have other interests. The wannabe skygod who shits on other jumpers because we're not Peter fucking Pan in the air. The lazy philosopher who whines about how the system is stacked against them, but does nothing to change their status... Idiots.
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    I'm just glad that feces is off the TV airwaves. Too much time devoted to one GORK.
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    No argument there. I'm outta line? Filed in triplicate, promptly shredded. He's a troll. A troll who likes to play the victim. It's rather sad, actually... No Comment... ("Paging Dr. Freud...")
  23. DrunkMonkey
    Then don't drive a F-350 or a Hummer H2 with one person in it to go 2 miles to work...
  24. DrunkMonkey
    But his existence is just as meaningful as yours. Chris True. Very true. But that doesn't excuse his being so irritatingly whiny.
  25. DrunkMonkey
    Yeah, I think you're right. Actually I'm indifferent. It's your incessant whining and "woe is me" victim complex that makes your existence extremely irritating.