DrunkMonkey
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And that would be???
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Great. We're all fucked. Let me get my gun and blow my fucking brains out... Seriously, WTF are we to say to stuff like this? There's not a fucking thing we can do, so why don't we all just eat a bullet and spare ourselves the horrors after the crash?
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Oops. A little whacked out on antihisthamines...forgive me..
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Cotton Eye Joe.
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Look at it this way: You make 20 million, paying 5million is not going to break you. You make $20,000- taking $5,000 will break you.
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Sea life is neat. Kinda like in-house extraterrestrials.
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Can we name him Mr Snuffalupagus?
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"Tomorrow Never Dies" was on TNT last night. Gotta love that HALO to SCUBA jump scene, the one that was on the cover of Parachutist in '97. Good stuff.
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I like Pie. Mmmmm....Pie. When post again, bring Pie.
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We need to get the damn reporters out of there, so people can get the job done efficiently, without people playing Armchair General/Moralist. It's like making sausage- Not pretty to watch the process, but the end result is pleasing.
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Minor league baseball game.
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What did you learn this weekend? 4/15-17
DrunkMonkey replied to missg8tordivr's topic in The Bonfire
Sounds like a DZ I used to jump at. There are still people who I would like to smack across the face with a shovel there. -
Chris Isaak's "Baby did a bad bad thing."
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What did you learn this weekend? 4/15-17
DrunkMonkey replied to missg8tordivr's topic in The Bonfire
It's a bitch to troubleshoot wiring problems in a 28 year old Jeep. AMC employed really fucked up engineers. -
Can you score cool Iraqi souveneirs, like old berets, medals, daggers, etc? Those rule. A bunch of AF Security Forces I know scored lotsa cool stuff like that. Come back in one piece.
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Anyone try acupuncture for seasonal allergies/allergic rhinitis? I'm fucking miserable right now, and the fistful of drugs I've been taking haven't been doing dick lately...
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Wow! They'd bust in on you while you're in the bathroom stall??
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...That forbids people from calling NASCAR a "Sport?" Since when does sitting in the stands sucking down Coors Light, carbon monoxide fumes, and chili dogs, while watching people incessantly turn left constitute a "Sport"?? I'd like to postulate that if you consume more calories than you burn, it's not a "sport"...
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-Croquet -NASCAR -Curling
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Take a 10 minute nap in a bathroom stall. Just be sure to have a watch with an alarm.
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(To the tune of the "Mickey Mouse Club March": M-O-N-D-A-Y S-U-C-K-S! Monday sucks! (echo "Monday Sucks!) Monday sucks! (echo "Monday Sucks!)
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I once had a cat that was deaf. She was like every other cat I've ever had-she never listened to me...
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West Virginia's offical state language is......ENGLISH!!!
DrunkMonkey replied to SpeedRacer's topic in Speakers Corner
When do they declare Rickets the state disease, and Meth the state export? -
Me too. Put 6 on a skewer and BBQ them to perfection! Yumm!
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Sittin on the Dock of the Bay (post your favorite oldies)
DrunkMonkey replied to kai2k1's topic in The Bonfire
Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Blue." I listen to it when I study for the LSAT.