DrunkMonkey
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Use the pressure washer.
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Ditto. The whole "don't $h!t where you eat" thing. Best not to muddy the waters you play in with relationship wreckage.
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Jealousy is an ugly thing. It's just the latest media obscenity, now that Schiavo and PJP2 are pushing up daisies...
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Agreed. Only is worse when you have to wear Hazmat suits in August at the stinky seaport. ...And the Hilton sucked. No WiFi, crappy food. Any town whose major industry is a Federal, State, and County Prison tends to suck. See also Leavenworth, KS.
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Oops. I didn't realize at first that it was dead...
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I'm at home.
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http://www.peacockroadtreefarm.com/images/Rabbits.jpg
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How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
DrunkMonkey replied to Darius11's topic in The Bonfire
English Bulldog: "Ya bastard! Ya know I'm too damn short to change the lightbulb! Screw you! I'll intimidate the cat into doing it." -
My time in the AF cannot end soon enough. I want to go home to IL and start my new life, pursue my dream of becoming an Attorney. This whole military thing looked better in the brochure. Them wanting me to give 100% on mindless busywork, while they're waiting for me to be shipped out on a medical is like breaking up with a significant other and still expecting them to bang you all the time. I'm so done with idealistic crap. I've done my time. If only Personnel Center would un-fuck themselves. The only thing keeping me sane is the fact that they're paying me while they figure out how badly they've fucked up my paperwork... I just want a worker bee job before school. Not looking to be Donald Trump or Willy Loman. I just want to apprentice, go to school, and find a job that balances money and family time. I haven't smiled in ages.
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Agreed. The Jeep was a pain to start after having not run for two months. But it's up and running. I only need to do a plugs and wire job, as well as swap in a new alternator. But it will be driven a great deal, as it will my primary vehicle unless I am going long distances or the temp is below 45. Re:Where one is going-My thought was that if I had antique plates and the Cops wanted to be a real pain in the ass, they could in theory ticket me if they could prove I was driving it somewhere other than the legally prescribed "Shows, demos, or service stations" (i.e. Weekend nights, errands, etc.. But then again, I haven't lived in IL for 10 years, so I could be wrong/paranoid.
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It's on the shelf, between the glockenspiel and the zither.
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Shouldn't you be off getting pie? Chill...I liked Yoda when I saw him in Empire Strikes Back, when I realized that the same guy that does his voice does Grover from Sesame Street...
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I'm going to the firing range tomorrow to re-qual on the M-9. Can I borrow that Yoda?
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Rabbit?
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How good are you at stalking someone 1,300 miles away?
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I prefer this one: Clicky!
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They like to confuse people. Anyhoo, neil, just register your Jeep to me, problem solved. Hmmm....Too bad it's an automatic transmission, or I coulda used the "Can you drive stick" joke...
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That makes me sad. Kitties are so cute and they go mew mew mew! ...Although it's a bit muffled, as snakes eat their prey headfirst...
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Do they feed kittens to larger snakes? [/dons flameproof suit]
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http://www.aftersleep.com/album/south_america/peru/08_inca_trail/day_1_-_km_82/012_a_dead_mouse.jpg M-I-C...K-E-Y...
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So that give people the right to abuse them? Shit. I did not fully read the post. Abusing Hamsters sucks. One should NOT play with anyone's food.
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Um, when I said "When post again, bring Pie," I did NOT mean that way... How did you almost pie your pants?
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Did you know that .............................
DrunkMonkey replied to highfly's topic in The Bonfire
My butt itches.