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    Hey [deleted]: While I am pro choice, I was raised Catholic, and I do not advoctate the Pope's demise. I only said he was potentially getting a feeding tube. The difference here is that he's cognitively perfect, whereas Schiavo is a meatloaf with a pulse. Post edited to remove personal attack. Your one warning.
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    This time, Pope John Paul II. I just heard a radio news bit that the Pope is having difficulty swallowing, and they may install a gastric feeding tube. It's odd how things happen in pairs/trios in the news...
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    "This, and other groundbreaking stories in this month's issue of DUH! Magazine."
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    It's not an office prank, but liquid novocaine in the KY in someone's bedside drawer would be funny as hell...
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    http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/29/falwell.health.ap/index.html I guess the followers have to raise $1million or "The Lord-ah will call him home-ah." Can we get Michael Schiavo to be his guardian? Please!
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    Dr. Kallend's.
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    In the past few months Lullaby-Pahlahniuk Tale of the Body Thief-Rice The Cat in the Hat-Seuss Mein Kampf--Herr Scheisshopf...(what a fucking nutjob)
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    Her question is A&M specific... AggieDave, any Bluesuiter classmates you can ping for info?
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    PM sent.
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    I so miss sweet tea from when I lived in Florida...
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    Now THAT is just plain fucking wrong! Good thinking! -C. No...put the gel novocaine on the toilet seat, put some sort of laxative in his morning coffee...
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    ...It means he was a fucking traitor. I'm glad he was killed.
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    Dr, my last posting on this subject will be this statement. I'll give you the second half of it, I'm sure you can figure out the first part of my thought: "...pry them from my cold, dead hand."
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    SMARTASS!
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    We must protect ourseves! All those who are pro gun control, You must keep vigil. Here: http://members.aol.com/panzersgt/smallarm/m1911.jpg Is a terrible, horrible .45 ACP. Someone must keep constant visual surveillance on this weapon, lest it get up and walk away to kill someone. I will take the first 15 minutes of this vigil. I expect all DZ.commers with an opinion in the gun control debate to take their shift. Ok, my shift will be over at 1800hrs EST. GO!
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    That dog/w the backlighting, looks like a Gargoyle...
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    [adam sandler] I GOTTA SNAKE, MAN![/adam sandler]
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    Concur. Just as a Metallurgy Professor is not who I'd consult on a legal question, A PhD in Physics does not make one an authority on Firearms law. It's not like comparing apples & oranges--It's more like comparing trout and strawberry ice cream.
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    They want the teachers to preach The Jesus to the kinder of the Godless Jewish family and the Heathen Muslim Cabal down the road. The end desired state of these folk is that one day, Little Irving will come home sans Yarmulke, and Little Muhammad will be coming home gnawing on a pork chop, both praising The Jesus at the Taxpayer's expense. It's contrary to everything this country stands for.
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    The end result of this entire debate is that no one will truly ever disarm America. The debate is set up to have nutjobs on either end, keeping each other in check. I have friends who live in Chicago who keep all but their pistols within the city, the rest being out, due to Fuhrer Daley. People like Dr Kallend will be kept in check by AggieDave, and vice-versa. In the middle are the rest of us who just don't want the government overly fucking with us. This thread should be taken out behind the toolshed and shot in the base of the skull.
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    Then why do people often say, "Drive it like it's stolen!!!!"? Hmmm....might be why criminals don't bother to fet a FOID or otherwise legally acquire their guns.
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    The same can be said for automobiles...
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    Stonewall Jackson?!? I'd say that Confederate Traitors are DQ'ed off the bat...
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    What's an ECM pod? Electronic Counter-Measures. They'd fry any radar gun by taking the signal, multiplying its power by ~10,000 times, and sending it back to the source.
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    It's 'cause they don't believe in The Jesus. [/big Lebowski]