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    You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
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    Hell, I'm going to be out of the AF in about 3 1/2 weeks. I have my resume' and cover leter ready, but the thing is I have never been unemployed since age 18. I haven't the slightest what I am going to do... I want a job that will allow me to learn and have a sense of accomplishment, something I dont have now. It's only going to be for about 18 months while I work the law school admissions process. I just hate being in a holding pattern... Chicago...see you soon.
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    spoon.

    DrunkMonkey replied to weegegirl's topic in The Bonfire

    Rusty Spoons: www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm Discuss.
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    The ones with only one dot conncted to them---Anyone else thinking their theme is that cartoon rabbit song "Everyone else has had more sex than me"?
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    Being a native Chicagoan, I must unfortunately add: "FIB": a name used by Cheddarheads with an inferiority complex to Illinoisans.
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    What is the question? The question is "What should you not eat a lot raw ones of before meeting your date's parents?"
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    Two Big boobies!
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    Green, Yellow, Vidalia, or White Onions?
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    I like Cats. They're great medium rare with barbeque sauce.
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    All's I know is I will be living in Chicago soon, and the El at night is definately one place where you do want a gun to protect yourself. But Fuhrer Daley will never allow that. So only the fucking thugs and thieves have them.
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    14 gray squirrels in yard................free checking. How rare! There is no honour without pie.
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    Well, anybody working for ASC and/or running the DZ has shown the capacity to do just about anything without respect for anyone else, so I wouldn't think for a second that they DIDN'T have anything to do with this... My personal feeling - ASC = Asshole Skydiving Center... Pie Good. Me Like Pie. Mmmmmm, Pie. When post again, bring pie.
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    -Almost twisted ankle landing one time...
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    Add to these lists. Things that rule: ------------------ Skydiving Sex Gravity Boobs Beer Flying Friends Sailing Steak Cats Twin Otters Skyvans Fast Cars Mountains Things that suck: ------------------- Shitty weather Work Death Vaccuum Cleaners Commuting to work Density Altitude Being away from loved ones
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    The French are still suffering under the delusion that they are a world power, economic, military, or otherwise...
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    What kind of cheese do you want with your whine? The food/tobacco analogy is faulty. You need food to live, you do not need tobacco.
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    I had an Amish customer named Christ Bieler. I told my boss I'd be gone awhile..."I'm on a mission from GOD" Well best wishes for a man to become a "Man of the Cloth" in these days we live in Ugh... that scared me, the fact that you said that in response to my posting. THe day I become part of the Clergy is when Parkas and space heaters become a big seller in hell... I think it was katie's friend...sure as hell wasn't me...
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    Um, I met a guy named Jesus today, but then again I live in New Mexico. We got lotsa guys named "Jesus."
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    No, this is a Tit .
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    39% (Yankee). The side that won the Civil War.
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    Right there along with all of tunaplanets posts. I like Chappelle's Show. Anyone else like Chappelle's Show?
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    Actually, I am a conservative, but I am The Walrus. Coo Coo KaChoo.
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    I need to simplify going into "My Life: v2.0." I have basically a whole house worth of stuff. What things can one cut away and still life a comfortable life? I've already ripped all my CDs to my PC, and packed away the discs to my parents' house. How does one effectively simplify?
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    Clay: You'd be interested to know that the Papa Roach quote was originally from none other than Hannibal Lecter, in Red Dragon: (edited for typo)
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    Me like pie. Mmmmm.....Pie. When post again, bring pie. Wanker.