DrunkMonkey
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Heh. English cops---STOP! Or I'll say "STOP" again!
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That sucks. The lesson here: Young guys, get the blood test. Not-so-young guys: say hello to "Dr. Fatfinger." It beats being dead, and for all you homophobes: it does not make you gay.
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No how much you gold plate a turd, it's still a turd...
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-Lose the hat, put on a mindwarp. -Change the Ghettoflage to the pattern that actually incorporates red. -Add beer stains. -Tevas or barefoot. -More beer stains. -BBQ Stain. -Un-tuck the pants.
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Chicago? Looks like the "London" bus tours up-n-down the Mag Mile...
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-Lemurs molesting a Jack-o-Lantern-
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You mean this: http://www.hog-air.com/hogindex.htm??
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Just got back from Vegas...Wow... Having trouble finding a GREAT beer I discovered at "Nine Fine Irishmen," a pub in the NY-NY Casino. It's a great Irish brown ale called "Smithwicks." Anyone had it/know where I can get it outside of LV?
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Well you know me and val are having a mardi gras themed party for you at Wookie's house. Then there's always ice skating and dance clubs. We'll keep you entertained.
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Sunny, will there will be lotsa stuff to do when I get to IL in Feb? Parties, cold wx jumping, etc?
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Me too. I want to go out, but I'm broke and it's chilly out. Besides, nothing is open...
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Yep, that was George Lazenby in "On Her Majesty's Secret Service." Not the worst 007 movie, but near it...
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Um...her character name was "Dominique (Domino) Derval." "Domino" was a nickname she shared with Kim Basinger in "Never Say Never Again." She was played by Claudine Auger.
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Spike TV is running a 007 Marathon. IMHO, the Bond Hierarchy: 1. Sir Sean Connery 2. Pierce Brosnan 3. Timothy Dalton 4. Roger Moore 5. George Lazenby Best Bond Girl: Tossup between Denise Richards and Teri Hatcher. Best Bond Bad Girl: Xenia Onatopp--No contest... Best 007 movie--Dr. No, no competition. 2nd best is...Probably Tomorrow Never Dies Your $0.02 worth?
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Agreed re: CEO's, but you ought to realize that many junior enlisted folks have to go on foodstamps because the Defense Dept pays them so poorly... A cushy tenured professorship is quite the ivory tower to shit on military folk (who have no choice which wars they fight) from...
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I just sent that to my coworker who was born & raised in Mexico. He laughed his ass off...
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Besides, Shrub is a Connecticut Blue-blood masquerading as a Texan...the worst part is so many people believe the hype...
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What about Cheney calling someone an "asshole" (or something like that) on camera... The VP should be held to a higher standard than Chevy Chase...
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Yeah, that's an objective site, with "'Bush Country' Mousepads" -and - "Support Mel Gibson and The Passion. Impose your values on Hollywood. Visit Passion for Fairness" ads on the side... It's neocon shit worthy of the Two Pats, and it's about as objective as Al Franken and Rush Limbaugh...
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A hatchery?
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Sugar Gliders, no the pet... and things that scare your pets
DrunkMonkey replied to leroydb's topic in The Bonfire
Ways to mess with yer housecat -scotch tape, somewhere on her body she cannot reach easily -Hair rubberbands loosely applied to her tail -gym sock over her head -tobasco sauce on kitty treat -two words: Static Electricity. All of these must be followed by showers of affection and a tuna dinner. -
How many border patrol agents are there?
DrunkMonkey replied to PhillyKev's topic in Speakers Corner
There are not nearly enough BPAs. The fact that they start guys at GS-5 or 7 for a tough job doesn't help... -
Dunno about that particular stat, but I do know that Nuclear Munitions handlers and AWACS aircrew do have a irregularly high number of female babies than male babies... Odd...
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Sugar Gliders, no the pet... and things that scare your pets
DrunkMonkey replied to leroydb's topic in The Bonfire
As a child, I once farted on my cat while I was sleeping. It bit me.