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  1. DrunkMonkey
    Does my post count?: Well...does it?
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    Me like pie. Mmmm....Pie. When post again, bring pie.
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    There is pet health insurance to reduce the cost: http://www.petinsurance.com/
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    Two Words: Smirnoff Ice.
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    Never happen. The sponsors want the bigass halftime show with scantily clad women, the execs want to see a warm place while they're there, and the TV folks do not want their views to be obscured by an unexpected fog bank. Could you imagine the risk they'd be taking if they played at Lambeau or Soldier Field? Bad wx is too huge an uncontrollable variable for those with a financial stake in this madness.
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    Get a Lemur or a Marmoset.
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    The Meth is for the cassowary. Yes, Lederhosen. No sprekenze deutsch.
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    Me like pie. Mmmm...Pie. When come back, bring pie.
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    3 Ocelots 1 Cassowary 1 dozen fruit bats 1 Mouse 1 pound Crystal Meth 1 Chevy Nova 1 case Mescal 7 pairs of scissors 16 Copies of the Swedish National Anthem (on 33 RPM vinyl) 1 Pair Liederhosen 1 Couch Picture of Mr. Rogers Katana Jock Strap Sailor Hat ...And a beer. ------------------- Did I miss anything?
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    These Fundies have nothing better to do but play Chicken Little/charge at windmills...(bonus points to the first person to ID both references) Idiots.
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    I don't think I know her. Mmm... missed the "Who" instead of "What."
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    Bratwurst. If I'm gonna move back to the midwest, I might as well get re-acclimated to the food.
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    Because you can fuck all Fri nite and not worry about having to get up early for work. Anticipation is a beautiful thing.
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    ...Was fun as hell! (what I remember of it ) My gawd the food was great! Cheap beers. We were on a pub crawl, I must have put back about a 24-pack in the space of 4 hours... It was fun watching people illegally cross when I was waiting at the border station with my passport and my bottle of Mescal (which is OF THE DEVIL, btw)... Although it was striking the 1st/3rd world contrast when looking at things from the top of Mt Christo Rey. Cd. J. was a sewer, but a fun sewer.
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    Byrd is just the afterbirth of the abomination that was Strom Thurmond and Jesse Helms. Hopefully he'll quit soon, or the morons in WV don't reelect him...
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    I hope they don't have the Beavis and Butthead movie over there. There was a song called "Lesbian Seagull..." A world of hurt for that kid if they do...
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    I'm looking fwd to getting out of the USAF and starting Life v2.0. I'm NOT looking fwd to catching the latter half of the Chicago winter. I'm scared as fuck starting a jobhunt. Never really had to do this...
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    You're gonna go blind/grow hair on yer hands...
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    Q: Why are there nice tall trees lining the streets of Paris? A: The Luftwaffe/Wehrmacht/Kriegsmarine all love marching in the shade.
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    Hmmm... Renault cars...Nope. Dassault/Mirage Aerospace...Nope. Airbus....Nope. Maginot Line...Nope. Propensity to surrender...yep. Lance won it. Jealousy is so ugly...
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    Here you go!
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    A Marmoset: http://www.brunswick.k12.me.us/lon/lonlinks/animals/images/marmoset.jpg
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    Dunno about a 206, but a King Air I once jumped always had a screaming stall alarm when there were 4-6 people floating... Scared the hell outta me, as it was while I was still in AFF...
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    A Rabbit. Comments?
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    Any. Looking for Brodway-esque, smaller shows, etc...