DrunkMonkey

What about the lemurs? Are they ok? Please, tell me the lemurs are alright...

State/Municipal government websites Credit unions (call them directly)

I have my first interview appt! 7 Mar 05. I sent 100 resumes to Chicago/Aurora/Naperville lawfirms. Wanna talk about expensive, with paper, toner, postage, etc...?? Legal assistant is not exactly the highest paying job, but it's a start... Step one towards becoming a law student...check!

Muslims don’t condemn terrorism for the same reason that: 10. Americans can’t condemn the firing on Fort Sumter 140 years after the fact. 9. Americans think Gettysburg was a tie. 8. So many Americans proudly fly and defend the Stars and Bars. 7. Americans open museums in praise of the Confederacy. 6. Americans had an Attorney General who is an admirer of the Confederacy. 5. Members of the so-called Party of Lincoln defend a flag of treason and spit in the face of its founder. 4. Americans still admire Confederate traitors and outlaws like Lee and Quantrill. 3. Mt. Rushmore still exists. 2. Ronald Reagan was able to find excuses for apartheid in “African tribalism,” while his eulogists have now chosen, en masse, to forget that moment and dozens like them. But the real #1 reason that Muslims don’t condemn terrorism is that moral evasion is not a uniquely Muslim trait, but a human capacity practiced everywhere by everyone--especially by those at war with themselves, unable to admit it, and unable to come to resolution about it. http://hnn.us/articles/6963.html Your thoughts?

"Memo to Confederacy: 'You lost. Get over it.'" "It is wrong to be French."

Or Duallie(sp?) trucks, Aggie/UT gear, and Steak.

...Waiting for the bunny hugging liberals to start whining... EDIT: The same liberals who would cheer the insurgent for killing the Marine. People like that make me want to vomit. GET THE FUCKING JOURNALISTS OUT.

I'd say launch a 400-way in one pass...

I'm thinking rape-caused HIV. That ought to do nicely...

Ah yes, the C-5...Known as: -The Ramp Rock -(To the acquisitions community) as F.R.E.D. (Fucking Ridiculous Economic Disaster) -The aircraft where FMC means "Firmly Mounted to the Concrete", and NMC means "Not Much Changes." -C-5 Maintainers will never take bets on whether a C-5 will last on a long TDY. I saw one taxi up beautifully, and then spout a fountain of hydraulic fluid onto the ramp. Looked like Buckingham Fountain. Give me the C-17 anyday.

I was sleeping after a terrible bout of insomnia, only to be awakened by a terrible beeping tone...searched my whole damn house. Was seriously pissed off after a half hour, needed to sleep in a serious way... Finally discovered the source of the insidious whine... My Time-Out was in its death spasms... I had to pull its battery. RIP, little Time-Out.

Photos from her camera phone: (NSFW) http://drunkenstepfather.blogspot.com/2005/02/i-am-paris-hilton-notebook-hack_20.html

Where can I get a big bag of ants? Like when you get an ant farm--they send you the ants. I want the Sam's Club size bag of ants...

Should I: A) Leave an open can of sardines in the boss' office on Friday afternoon, turn up the heat, and lock the door... -or- B)Put scotch tape over all the plugs on the computer cords and plug them back in, -or- C)Superglue the boss' mouse to his desk, -or- D)Something else to give a final "FUCK YOU" to LtCol Asshat?

Hey Blue Man Group is awesome! linz Flavor of the week for the musically starving. John I enjoy BMG, but you might check out "Stomp" and any of the Cirque Du Soleil franchises.

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/primus/110905.html

Wal-Mart is evil.

Spam?

Hmmm...an election in a country where the House of Saud controls damn near everything... Oh yeah-really noteworthy...

I'm guessing no Schnitzel for a month, required to trade Mercedes for a VW, and mandatory, nonstop listening to David Hasselhoff singing. And the fuckwad would down a Lufthansa 747 a week after getting set free.

Your loss. I am not giving up hope that th US gets back freedom. Freedom of mind! Would that include the right to blow up your shoes and kill hundreds of innocents on board an airliner? WTFO??

Britney sans makeup and her image-conscious is basic Louisana white trash. See more examples on "COPS."

Your loss.

Is the USA totally getting mad? I decided not to put a foot on US-Territory a few months ago and nearly every week I read about a new reason why this still is a good idea. Happy to be in "old europe" Benedikt That sentence is fitting for this lawn-shitting waste of space. Would you rather we withhold his pudding for a few weeks or spank him? He fucking said he'd never stop trying to destroy freedom. Why does Europe insist on coddling criminals? Why do Europeans think we care about what they think of how we prosecute crime? Putting this dickhead in jail for the rest of his existence denies him the martyr status he so wanted, and proves that one ought not fuck with the US, lest you enter a world of shit.

Heh. I like boobie threads.