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Feinstein For Feinstein, it's a .38. Really? I missed the part of training where they say to sweep the audience with the muzzle.
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This is too eerie. Right now, I am dating a redheaded stripper from Alabama who is studying to be a high school guidance counselor. Perhaps she is cheating on me.
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The sticking point has always been the seizure of private property. It is difficult to define a business relationship when" -no reparations have been paid to people who lost property. -the person responsibile is still in power. -the property owners are still alive in the US. Personally, it might work in my favor. I don't think that I'll be able to afford to retire in Fla, but a sailboat off of Cuba might work.
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Not at first. After they've been dating for 6 months and she puts on that extra 10... then he starts making comparisons.
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This is like getting laid for the first time isn’t it?
happythoughts replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
Ah yes... 65 seconds during each freefall and I still do it 4 times on Saturday. -
"Hey... what the hell is that?" Why is history always stuff that happened before I was born? "syllabication" Here's a good start. Climates depend on bananas. Hilly and rocky. The capital of London is "L". brunettes yes...yes...OMG Yes!
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Attachments... battery-operated attachments as shown in that great documentary Kentucky Fried Movie.
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Nah. You'd hear, "...but they were just innocent fishermen 300 miles off the shore..." The basic problem with police action, you have to wait for a criminal to do a criminal act. However, we can take out the ones that have identified themselves. I suggest putting a bounty on the heads of the pirates, like has been done for terrorists in Iraq. How long do you think a pirate will last with a $500K bounty? Someone in his own town will turn him in.
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We need to start a Dead Pool for Abdullahi Lami. I'm thinking 5 weeks. Let him get complacent and then (poof).
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(woman blinking...) "Eye, Captain, eye. I think it is in my eye."
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Carter diplomacy was, "We'll pay you if your promise not to do it again... and we won't check on you to see if you're lying." WJC wrote the line from Monty Python, "Run away, run away..." A lot of politicians take credit for actions after they succeed. Personally, I don't care if there what the authorization, or discussion, actually was. Now O has established a precedent - action. In the future, it will be an expectation. That is good.
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So... all of them? Waiting to meet that one. Too funny. As bunny trails go, this was designed for Easter Sunday.
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Actually, shooting a few of the right people will help them lose interest in bothering American shipping. Action does speak louder than words. Tough action will keep us from being involved in Somalia again. When the do-nothings forced the military to back out of Somalia the first time, that decreased our international image and emboldened our enemies.
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With all the pirates in the news, you've got to believe that there are some of them on Match.com. Sure, there's somebody for everybody. Anyway, we could offer some dating tips for pirates. First, "The Dread Pirate Lewis". Wrong on so many levels. Dreads are unkempt and soooo 90s. Maybe a little bit of care and... "The Light Perm..." Second, no one fears Lewis. Plus, accentuate the positives. "...rugged. likes the outdoors. goes sailing every weekend. loves to travel and meet new people."
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It's real simple. The simplest, most unimportant, most non-essential choice in a persons life is what to watch on tv... and you don't have it.
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There is only one problem. We have all heard of the "Golden Rule", but there is a lesser known interpretation. "He who has the gold, rules." The Fed govt taxes all the citizens and then gives part of the money back to the states for roads and schools. If a state govt refuses to follow a Fed edict, they stop giving the state funds. No Fed money, no schools - or the myriad of other programs. There are no states rights until taxes are kept in-state. The Fed income tax system ensures their control.
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I have been thinking the same thing all day. There are people all over the world who discovered that it is poor judgment to make statements like that and identify yourself. This isn't the 1700s. The next time that they use their cell phone, a Predator can help them hang up. I think this loudmouth signed himself up to be the "bad example". Spanking a few of them with 1000 lb bombs could work out to be quite effective as a deterrent. (Or we could run out of pirates after a while. Either way, problem solved.) Glad to see that Obama is ok with letting the armed forces do their job.
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Indecision ...quickly, in one second, the person pictured is approaching you as shown. What to do?
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People... please. A little seriousness to match the magnitude of this personal crisis. The man comes here for valuable advice and receives none. He is at the pivotal point of his longterm relationship. He has learned that she holds the power to make him suffer any time that he fails to do her bidding. A moment of silence please. Let us pause to note the final gasp of nad-life. I suggest a nice ring worth two months salary (the gross salary, you cheap-bastards-who-dont-really-care-and-just-want-to-hurt-her)
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It's all statistical. I had more than enough electrical failures and fires with my Spitfire to make up for your years of reliability. My favorite week was decyphering the Triumph Stag wiring diagram. "...a blue wire and a possibly green wire go in... and a brownish wire with an ochre stripe will exit with a longish formerly-white wire and another unrelated blue one." Of course, you came to believe that they were describing a different part of the car than where you were. Maybe it was a practical joke (like not putting electric start on their motorcycles for 12 years after the civilized world).
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alternative How about static lining it off a trebuchet ?
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According to her, you are being selfish because you will not do something that she wants you to do. From your standpoint, she is being selfish because she isn't considering your feelings on the issue. Trust me, your viewpoint is just as valid. She is being selfish and inconsiderate. You should tell her right this moment, or you will be accused of dredging up old issues.
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You are in a snowy wilderness skiing area... outdoors... camping... the Swedish Bikini Team is at the lodge skiing for the weekend and wanders into your campsite... cold... scared... what kind of price can you put on a portable hot tub at those moments? ... always The Voice of Reason.
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Liberty is the freedom to have opportunities to pursue your goals, personal and professional. Some monarchies and different types of govt structures provide this to the population. However, it is usually in a country with a population that largely has a single cultural identity.
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Wish I could cut away... from American Idol. The two women who sit behind me are driving me nuts. They talk about it for at least 45 minutes a day. "Well... she has more talent, but I like his personality... he's so real..." (barf)