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    This aligns with Rhys's prophesy that Obama will tell the people how the 9/11 conspiracy was real. This will happen on September 11th. So stop worrying about healthy living. Go screw and eat everything you can see. Sometimes, when asked what they will do if the end is imminent, people respond that they will screw anything that moves. I think it is important to identify these people. If I am in their presence during a near-mortal event, I want to remember to remain perfectly still.
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    What about The Lemur (Madagascar) or The Wallaby (Australia)? Where do they fit in? Dont Forget The Beaver. Pam Lee ?
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    I only try to post when someone provides an actual fact that is also relevant. A lot of trivia provided. No new facts in the last year.
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    The information that was in the quotes was from the article. If you click on the link, it will explain more. I did not find the shoe.
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    Who's gonna let me take their dog skydiving though? Give Billy V a little sprucing up and no one will ever know the difference.
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    clicky
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    ...and this, doesn't surprise me. He needs to go back and "refine" his answers . . . don't be so honest - If you click the $100K+ box, your other answers don't matter. "I make $240K a year selling crack and I ain't gonna answer no more m-f-in questions..." "You have 121 replies..."
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    Put his hair in pigtails, give him a little dog, and we'll call him Dorothy. When he goes into line twists, just before he chops, he can yell, "Auntie Em, Auntie Em... it's a big twister." When he reaches the ground, you can say, "There's no place like home..."
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    Not mine, but definitely tells a lot about the people involved. clicky Just wanted to add... I don't get this... Huh? I can't imagine a bunch of college students sitting around a dorm room laughing... "Dude, we stole a wooden fish. It was awesome. Yeah, man. Extreme."
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    More humorous than mean... During Labor Day weekend, one guy spent all day throwing the women in the pool, splashing them, or generally being annoying. He drank all day and passed out around 10pm. Really out. The girls got even. They put makeup on him, wrapped a feather boa around his neck, styled his hair, and put the video box for Pretty Woman in his hand. Eye shadow - the whole deal. Pictures... He woke up, still drunk, about 90 minutes later...
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    Geez, some people get all the good jobs. I saw a PBS documentary on that stuff. They said that 20% of all wives cheated. They also said that women cheated with better looking guys, so they were more interested. Hence, more sex and orgasms, so a better chance of pregnancy. Somebody did some math and determined that 10% of the children had a different father than the husband.
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    Hand fall asleep again! If you lay on your hand until it falls asleep, it feels like somebody elses hand.
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    Given/Received are the same number unless other people are involved.
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    It would have to be a good Barry White record. Nothing like BW to get them in the mood.
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    Ah...yes, another tale from the land of tail. (There is also a clicky for the 911 call audio on the website) clicky However, a dispatcher with a vast knowledge of automobile mechanics was available to provide a solution. ... I just hope that she was able to make it on time to her "date" with Normiss.
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    I got take-out at a local Chinese restaurant. After my order was passed to the cook, a female friend ordered. The girl at the cash register yelled, "...and she wann chicken and penis" very loud. Did she have to tell everybody?
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    I recall some comedian once defining that as "Jewish Foreplay". ...only if accompanied by jewelry shopping. I had some woman banging on my bedroom door at 2am last night. ...I got tired of the noise and let her out.
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    Log back on and specify "Bi". It ups your chances of success, but it could be pretty crushing to get rejected by both sexes.
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    The flash used for Skydive Spaceland ad in Events drags everything to a halt. A while back, we were told not to use animated GIFs. This seems to create the same issue.
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    Sure, redundancy rarely helps.
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    All this talk about sleeping. I doubt I'd sleep a wink. Anyway, I did an 8-way at Fitz with dz.commers, so I'm way ahead of these people.
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    Helping them try on shoes.
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    Begging and pleading... it only works some of the time.
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    What happened to "How"? I want to know how the jumper is able to defy gravity and fall up. Since the 727 is upside-down, it was probably the force of the barrel-roll that projected him up.
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    ...bump from 2006. Here is my general rule for pics - I PM them to the subject and give them the option of posting them. (Even standard, bland content pics) Also, for anyone, if your work friends know you jump and Google your name + skydiving... they may find interesting pics. Another guideline - I generally mention to women to keep their last name off their profile of any site. Also, keep your kids names/ages off. There have been threads about, "Does anyone know where this woman jumps?"