Shotgun

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  1. I want one of these.
  2. Hey Keely ... we like you and all that. But that is one pretty messed up dream. Yes, I know... But that's the story of my life... Most of my sex dreams seem to be about people that I am completely NOT attracted to.
  3. Make sure he wears his frilled neck collar... Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me... I need to go to the pet store and get a leash.
  4. Hey, how can I get on that list???
  5. Thanks, Rosa. I think Rich and I will go to one of them, probably won't decide until tomorrow. Either way, we will probably be at Perris around sunset.
  6. People actually WIN in speaker's corner??? Cool, what do you get, like a t-shirt or something???
  7. Does anyone know what both Perris and Elsinore are planning for Safety Day? I'm not jumping right now, but I was thinking of going up there since I might learn something, and I'm not sure which dz to go to (neither one seems to have any info on their websites). Somehow I've never been to a Safety Day before, so I don't even know what to expect (or if it is worth going since I'm not jumping)...
  8. Great... I dreamt that Michael Jackson was trying to have sex with me last night. Whoa! That shit you've been smoking has bad bad juju.. Actually, I think the problem is that I went to bed completely sober last night...
  9. Great... I dreamt that Michael Jackson was trying to have sex with me last night.
  10. Hmm, yes, Australian kisses are good... That is why I married an Aussie.
  11. Yeah, you're right! I guess we are now in the age of the electronic cock-block. And JP: Having had a few male roommates in Austin, I know all about the cock-block (because I was always having to hear about 'em cock-blocking each other).
  12. There is a term for that... It's called "cock-blocking".
  13. I don't have nipples. Are you pinching my pistil?
  14. Shotgun

    Cats or Dogs?

    You leave my man alone! And to answer the original question... I think dogs taste much better than cats do, got a lot more meat on 'em.
  15. Ok, I HAD to crush your head after reading that. I tried to resist, but it was there in your avatar and I just couldn't hold back!
  16. No, of course not... I just thought that a guy with a penis growing out of his neck might be interesting to, um, talk to.
  17. That's funny... I guess a lot of people are that way... I think I'm more the opposite though.
  18. I thought that happened already. Grew RIGHT out of his neck! Really??? Do you have his phone number?
  19. You could always volunteer to let them experiment on you. They might screw up and make you grow an extra penis or something, but it might be worth a try.
  20. Do you think that partial birth abortions would fall into the category of having been "delivered"?
  21. I have never read "Brave New World" (though I have a vague idea of what it's about)... so now I am curious to know how stem cell research relates to that book? Does Huxley use a similar idea?
  22. My first thought is: Don't we have more important things to be doing gene therapy and stem cell research on at the moment??? But it would be pretty cool to be able to grow new teeth... http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050309/hl_nm/teeth_new_dc
  23. And my thoughts = my reality.