Shotgun
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So I was trying to drain one of my camera batteries tonight, and I ended up cloning my husband in the process... http://crayfish.nu/keely/richardclones.htm
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Yea, and now I am never allowed back in Wallmart!! You too huh? I just got back from Walmart. I go there about once every year or two and then swear I will never go back. The only urges I get from going to Walmart are 1.) to get my tubes tied, and 2.) to grab certain people by the shoulders and shake them violently while screaming, "What is WRONG with you???" And now I swear I am never going back there...
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Ok, I did actually notice that.
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Am I one of them? You are now... Make that 14... Oh, but I just quit thinking about two of the others, so now it's 12. See how fickle I am?
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That is just wrong!
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Approximately 13 at this very moment, but that might change in the next few minutes. I am fickle.
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Ah, now I finally know what my FGF number means. I think that all members should receive a naked poster of Frenchy (well, wearing only his goggles of course). I would love to see U2, but I have to work tomorrow (and possibly Saturday too).
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We have lots of rabbits that hang out in our back yard. They are cute. But apparently two of the little critters were making illegal base jumps in my house last night... because I caught them hung up on my longhorn this morning: http://crayfish.nu/keely/images/misc/basebunnies.jpg
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Are you really more "free" if you live in the US?
Shotgun replied to Newbie's topic in Speakers Corner
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Thanks, John. I always like to look at naked men while I am eating my lunch. (Even if you do have sangiro's face covering your bum.)
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I don't know what dz mocha is at, but I'm at Perris. The British accent doesn't work with me though. It reminds me of my ex-husband, so the only urge it might give me is the urge to beat the crap out of you. (just kidding!)
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Whats wrong with my accent? Nothing is wrong with it, but it might give mochaskychick the urge to get naked.
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Eww, the Smorsche is ugly. You guys will probably laugh at me, but my favorite car that I've owned was my Fiat Spider 2000. I called him Boris, and he was so much fun to drive! I sold him and bought a Toyota MR2 because I couldn't live without air conditioning any longer, but the MR2 just wasn't as much fun. http://crayfish.nu/keely/images/misc/boris.jpg
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Uh oh.... Has someone with a British accent been talking to you again?
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Stop talking about booze already! Or I am going to go over there and cane you myself! I have to be a good girl right now. (Well, at least for a few more hours.)
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Spanking was just not fun as a child, like it is as an adult. In fact, I am still pissed off at my 4th grade teacher for spanking me. If I ever run into him again, I am gonna kick his ass.
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Sounds like you may need a good caning. (http://dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1558606;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread)
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That's very polite of you. It's always annoying when people pee in the loading area.
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This is not completely relevant to this thread, but I just saw this in the news:
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Janet Jackson's boob is also a part of American culture. So if Janet Jackson's boob offends anyone, then I suggest that they too consider another part of the world as their new home.
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Only open wounds that I can pour alcohol on. But I swear I'm not sadistic. I just like to make people scream.
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Can I come over and pour alcohol on the wound? I like pouring alcohol on people's wounds.
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Sweet.... Now I wonder when this treatment will be available in the US???
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The Female Woman by Arianna Stassinopoulos... an interesting perspective on Women's Lib from 1973.
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My phone is set to vibrate on ring or start up, but I always sit on it to muffle the sound anyway.