Shotgun
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I have a couple of skeletons in my closet too. (Really, I do: this one and this one.) Other than that, I've got so much crap in my closet that I wouldn't even know where to begin. But the kinky stuff isn't in there - it's all lying around my room right now...
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Hey, I posted about sex in this thread before you did. Give me some credit too.
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Yah, I thought so too.... yes.... yes..... ..... my plan is working. bring me more monkeys.... You know us too well.
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You're gonna demonstrate? Now this I want to watch... I think I just threw up in my mouth a little I just spit all over my keyboard.
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well if you would really like to know.....i can teach ya.. i give personal lessons to a select few Ah, that's so generous of you.
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I suspect she knows that. No, I didn't know that... And now I am confused. What would spitting or swallowing have to do with sex???
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If I am close to my monitor, then I spit... just so I can log on to dz.com and tell everyone that I just spit all over my monitor.
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I know. I don't even have to search for porn anymore; I can just go to the Bonfire and there it is.
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Oh. I thought this was going to be yet another sex thread.
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You must visit this page, all that is awesome awaits you.
Shotgun replied to Slappie's topic in The Bonfire
Hmm, I kinda like him as the green monster man at the bottom of that page. I wonder what he needs all those keys for..... -
I think that which line will be better depends on which guy you're hitting on. I'm guessing that someone like you would be more intrigued by the ultracapacitor pack than the vibrator.
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What does double penetration mean?
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I have dated non-skydivers while I was jumping a lot (2 different relationships). For me, that seemed to work better than dating skydivers, especially since they had their own time-consuming hobbies. I sort of prefer for skydiving to be "my thing" and for them to have their own thing. But I guess it didn't work that great because we ended up breaking up anyway (though it had nothing to do with skydiving). And, like Brian said, when dating a skydiver and things go bad, the dropzone can become an un-fun place to be.
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If I like a guy, I will chase him around the playground, knock him to the ground and scratch him as hard as I can with my fingernails. Well, that's what I did when I was about 7 or 8 years old anyway. Now I just say, "Damn, you're sexy. Do you want to go out sometime?" (Well actually, now I am married, so I don't really do that anymore either.)
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Well, OK... Sounds like a good enough reason to me. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Do I get 40 now?
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Umm, I don't know... Would the gorilla be involved???
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Yeah, it's kinda interesting.
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This is a funny "Where's Waldo" picture (probably NSFW): http://collarpurple.com/ARCHIVES/20030801/kinkywaldo.html I think I spotted Remster in there.
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I haven't seen BOB in a long time, but Rich has been treating me pretty well. (I really wish he would start going by Dick instead of Rich... That would make it so much more fun to talk about him. )
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[taking notes for the tunnel camp] But are you going to answer the question? Enquiring minds want to know...
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Want us to save ya a spot? Satan has probably already reserved a special spot just for me. And it looks like he has his own spanking machine too: http://www.sharkartstudios.com/images/mspaintings/html/spanking.html (NSFW... Ya know, I'm starting to think I should just put a disclaimer in my sig line that says any link I post is NSFW.)
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Neither. Gosh, you people are disgusting and you are all going straight to hell. Now please quit talking about spanking because I am trying to get some work done. Really, I am.
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Female rape victims in CO should stay away from Catholic Hospitals
Shotgun replied to CanuckInUSA's topic in Speakers Corner
No worries, Ron. I wasn't upset, I was just being a brat. I'll try to behave now... -
Oh, I see. Great, now I am really distracted.... I've gotta get back to work!
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Like this one? There are some interesting ones here too... or here. (NSFW) Not that I have any interest in spanking machines.