Shotgun
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Yeah, they've both been fixed for a couple of years now... but they were acting sort of like cats do when they're mating... Very bizarre... but I think my head has finally quit bleeding. (Lesson to others: Don't pick up cats when they are acting strange!)
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My boy cat just bit me on the freakin' head! He was all pissed off and making weird noises at his sister for some reason, and I (stupidly) picked him up to take him away, and he turned around and bit me! Now I have a gash on my forehead! And I don't know what the hell is wrong with him.... My cats are nothing but spoiled rotten, so I can't imagine what has made him so upset!
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OK... I don't even want to KNOW how you know the size of Skaggs's penis.
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Me too... I think I was trying to convert you to being straight... And I think you were trying to convert Rich to being gay. Hopefully I wasn't too obnoxious.... And how did Remster escape so early, before any of us were drunk enough to put a leash on him???
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I just finished my homework (how exciting) and Rich and I are about to head over there. Nick better be there with the leash.
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BUTTNUGGET!!!! I need to thank you now- that is so going to be my new word for my employees at work tomorrow LOL Glad I could be of help.... Buttnugget is actually the email nickname I have for Skaggs (who posted just above you). So when I want to email him, all I have to do is type in "buttnugget"... which is actually about as long as just typing in his email address, but I enjoy it much more this way.
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Hmm, sounds like Steve is now dreaming about "the lobster".
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I think you forgot to post the picture of your penis.
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Hmm, it must have been sold as a stock photo or something like that. It's a nice picture.
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Umm... Why is it called "the lobster"? Does it have claws? Or did you get it sunburned or something? And yes, a pic would be helpful. And are you gonna fly me out to Dallas for the big party you're having with your "give me $20" money? Freak.
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horseradish and booger
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Yeah, you're right... I would definitely remember... Especially since I fantasize about your tiny white penis all the time. (Don't tell Rich.)
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Yes, it appeals to my King Kong fetish. I have a poster of King Kong above my bed. He's so cute.
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Wow. And I thought I was weird. It's a very innocent-sounding name, which would be quite fitting for me. Sock monkeys.
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Are you drunk? I can't marry you because I am already married, but I could possibly get permission for the monkey sex. I do have a thing for monkeys.
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Nothing really... as long as it's not Steve's. Thanks, John.
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I don't know, but if I did dream about your tiny white penis, thank god I don't remember it.
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Doped up on drugs is always better than being blinded by pain. Well, unless you enjoy pain.
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I like to run and take a flying leap onto them, and they would probably be ok for jumping from the second story except that the layout of our living room has several things that you could possibly hit if you bounced off (though I guess I don't really bounce at all when I land on them). They are great for sleeping on, as well as other things... Now if they would just make one with attachment points...
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To some extent, but not any more than other heterosexual marriages. The homosexual population is such a small percentage of the US that allowing them to marry is not really going to affect insurance rates or anything like that.
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Shut up, buttnugget. I had a dream about you the other night, but now I can't remember what it was. (And no, I don't think it had anything to do with your big black penis.)
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I still don't understand why anyone _cares_ if gays want to marry each other.... It doesn't really affect anyone else, so why are some people so adamant about not letting them get married???
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This picture is from one of my chemistry books: (sorry for the crappy scan) http://crayfish.nu/keely/images/misc/skydiver_chembook.jpg Just wondering if anyone knows who it is? There was also a skydiving pic in my algebra book last semester, but I forgot to scan it before selling the book back.
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Can you provide a historical reference for this statement? I'm not doubting it, but I do know that there were several important course cases involving married slaves. Doing a quick search, I can't find a good reference, only stuff like this: http://www.religioustolerance.org/mar_cove1.htm... So I could be wrong... It is something I remember discussing with one of my US history teachers a long time ago.
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And before the Civil War, blacks could not even marry other blacks (in most parts of the US). I would say they were definitely second class citizens (if not worse).