Shotgun

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  1. Open season on me!!! Do women have to mudwrestle you before they can catch you? This is why I have taken up hunting gay men. It is much more of a challenge.
  2. Yeah, whatever... And did you remember to untie the poor girl when you got to the less intimidating terrain?
  3. They bring you coffee in the morning??? I must not have mine trained right.
  4. My response to Ron was just to show that what is said in the oath can be taken in different ways. But to answer your question... I don't know what it's like to not exist... So I can't actually answer your question.
  5. Ok, then any doctor who adheres to that should also not do anything to help a woman get pregnant if she is having trouble conceiving. That too would be interfering with God's job. And then technically they shouldn't do anything to help someone who is dying either because that was obviously God's plan as well.
  6. Or just go to a bar on a Saturday night. You will see plenty of people legally hunting men.
  7. I don't think many doctors take the classic oath anymore. This could be taken either way. Withholding information from a patient could be taken as playing at God (IMO).
  8. I am guessing that anyone who lives in the US and does not already know that the morning after pill exists (without a doctor telling them about it), may also not know enough to realize that a Catholic doctor might not tell them everything they need to know about birth control. Personally, I don't think a doctor should be forced to tell a woman about the morning after pill if they feel that strongly against it. (I mean, abortion IS a serious moral question that there is no basic answer to.) But I do think the doctor should at least be required to tell the woman that there ARE other options available elsewhere.
  9. My insurance company gives me a list of doctors to choose from that includes their name, where they are located, what they specialize in, what degree(s) they have and where they graduated, their gender, and which languages they speak. When I hear news such as this, it makes me wonder if they should add religious beliefs to that list so that I can avoid a situation where "God" might interfere with the medical treatment I receive.
  10. Wow, you're a sicko, Keith. I like you even more now.
  11. I don't remember Sam's BBQ. Not sure if it was there when I lived in Midland, but I didn't like BBQ then anyway (or at least I thought I didn't!).
  12. Oh yes.... Good whiskey, excellent chicken fried steak, badass music and a badass dance floor. And now you've got me missing going out dancing to Don Walser (and a number of other bands) too!
  13. Hmm, because of the I am wondering just exactly what kind of goodies you are referring to??? Also, please feel free to kidnap me while you are here and take me back to Austin. I miss Barton Creek, and Happy Tuesday at the Continental Club, and the Green Mesquite... and a lot of other things...
  14. Uh oh... I think the Californians have finally trained me to say "soda" instead of "coke". And I have also started saying "you guys" more than I say "y'all"... though I purposely say "y'all" ever once in a while just to remind everyone that I am a Texan. But they will never train me to eat what they blasphemously refer to as brisket over here, or to eat that horrible tri-tip stuff. I just ordered some more brisket to be shipped from Texas... it's about time for my regular fix.
  15. It's much more fun to pornolize Speaker's Corner and read it that way. (NSFW, of course.)
  16. About to have our third anniversary on the 20th of this month... Waking up in Sequoia Hiking in Sequoia
  17. When there were buzzards around, we used to lie on the ground as still as we could be and wait for the buzzards to start circling above us. It was great entertainment as a kid. And the beer and tomato juice thing - I made those sometimes when I was bartending in Midland, but I think we called them "Red Eyes".
  18. Wow, that sounds awfully complicated! Wouldn't it be easier for both of you if you just said what you meant? But congratulations on the engagement (assuming your answer meant "yes".) Oh, and I think you just helped me to understand something... I was dating this guy for a while who was always trying to "interpret" everything I said. I kept telling him to stop doing that because if I have something to say I will just say it, but I don't think that ever got through to him. Now I'm guessing that he must have dated women in the past who really did speak in some sort of code... But I still don't see the point in doing that. Relationships are confusing enough without speaking in codes that the other person doesn't understand!
  19. Great, now I have been called weird by Remster of all people. That is almost as bad as having billvon call me a pervert.
  20. We only use the xbox for playing music or watching movies. The only time it gets used for playing games is when we have company and they want to play with it. Oh, and who is Elaine?
  21. Have some respect! That's Alice, the mannequin... She's not a blowup doll!
  22. Well now, I don't know if having more than one of me would be considered "lucky". (I'm a bit of a handful. )
  23. I cloned myself a long time ago: http://crayfish.nu/keely/keelyclones.htm Oh, and leave the XBox alone!