Shotgun

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  1. I'm looking for some good brisket in California... pretty sure I'm never gonna find it though. Ok, well maybe I am looking for something a little more profound than that, but I'm not gonna tell you what it is.
  2. Yeah, they like lasers... but their favorite toys are those little furry mice, zip ties or rubberbands, and my old guitar strings (nylon, not steel)... It's funny, Iggy will play fetch with a mouse and Moonshine will play fetch with a guitar string, but not the other way around... I never could get my cats interested in tinfoil, but they are fascinated with cardboard boxes (so much for expensive cat toys!)
  3. Iggy does that too... but he is the only cat I've ever had that liked to have his belly rubbed. In fact, he demands it sometimes. That is exactly what Iggy does to Moonshine too! Though sometimes I catch him when I can tell he is about to do that and then he backs off because he knows that I am watching him. Oh no! I have finally turned into a crazy cat lady... starting a thread to talk about my cats!
  4. Actually, I think the poll is messed up because half of the people who responded don't seem to understand what the question was. But it is an interesting question... Basically, I think you're less alone than if you weren't chatting online, but more alone than if you were at a bar or a party. Oh, but what about the person who goes to a bar but sits and drinks by themselves? Are they drinking alone? (assuming there are other people in the bar but this person is not conversing with any of them)
  5. Well, I am pretty weird... And I sometimes sleep in odd positions too... but I try to avoid sleeping with anyone's butt in my face.
  6. Don't forget pooping... And then complaining to me if I don't clean their litter box first thing every morning... Yes, I am their slave.
  7. Do they do odd things too? And dropoutdave: They do often sleep in the 69 position... Of course, since they spend the majority of their time sleeping, I guess they have to constantly try new positions to keep it interesting.
  8. Hmm, I should have thought of that one! Right after I posted that, they moved into a funnier position (attached)... I think Iggy is a crack addict.
  9. They sleep in odd positions sometimes.
  10. Coming from a President who lied under oath (and cheated on his wife, but that's none of my business), I don't think I would easily believe anything he had to say.
  11. I remember listening to "Stairway to Heaven" backwards on my old record player when I was a teenager. It really does say "666" so I think that proves that Jimmy Page is the devil. Or maybe it is just a coincidence that when you put three s-sounds together it sounds like "666" when you play it backwards. ("It's just a spring....") Oh, and it was a pain playing that entire long song backwards manually. Prince has a backwards message at the end of "Darling Nikki" - obviously intentional - where he is talking about how the lord is coming soon... kinda weird.
  12. He said "load". I agree, that is a load of crap. If she intentionally deceived him to get pregnant using sperm from her MOUTH, then I see no reason for this guy to pay child support. I guess it's another example of why you should be extremely careful about who you choose to have sex with...
  13. No, I have come to the conclusion that you are not a real person... You are a crazed, serial-killer teddy bear and I am scared of you. I meant the validity of giving advice related to skydiving, and the "real person" as opposed to a troll-type... and the two don't necessarily go together. There are plenty of "real people" who give advice on here that I would probably not listen to, but I'm pretty picky about who I will take advice from in this sport (as everyone should be).
  14. I took my jump numbers off because I was not keeping up with them (as I don't know where my current logbook is)... And I don't really know how many years in the sport I have; I started jumping in 1991, but for me to say I had 14 years in the sport would be highly inaccurate because I sort of go in and out of jumping (with long breaks in between). Of course, I rarely post in anything but the community forums anyway, so it probably doesn't matter too much.... And how does anyone know that the jump numbers in someone's profile are accurate anyhow? The validity that I place on a person's post usually has nothing to do with the jump numbers in their profile - it has to do with me reading their other posts and getting a feel for whether they are a "real person" and whether they seem to know what they're talking about or not.
  15. Shotgun

    SPANKING NICK DG

    Or he might be really glad to see you. I guess I missed out on all the "fun"... Someone will have to tell me the story... Sounds like he probably deserves a good smack though.
  16. Oh quit worrying about it... Just look at it! And take pictures so that all of us can see it too.
  17. Well it's kinda hard for U + I to equal 69 if you never even call me. Oh, and I think Rich might have something to say about that anyway.... troublemaker. (And there is also the fact that there is not enough whiskey in the world to make me that drunk. )
  18. Yeah, and your "Milky Ways" are called "Mars Bars" because you people are weird.
  19. http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=523917&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312
  20. It's called a roly poly, dude. And I am 66% Dixie... surprised I'm not more since I really am from the South... though if I change my drive-through liquor store answer to "party barn" my score changes to 89% Dixie. (We had lots of drive-through liquor stores in Texas, and they often said "party barn" on their signs, but I don't recall ever referring to them as anything other than the "drive-through liquor store")...
  21. I'm loving the frogs! We have a ton of them, and they make the most amazing sound outside my window... And we have a bunch of tadpoles in our pseudo-pond in the back yard... They are so cool.