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Folsom prison. And "Cocaine Blues" is the best Cash song ever. Don

I was thinking the same thing......50 bucks on Leeees. Don

Is there an echo in here ?

(..officially, I'm enraged.....but that was pretty good...). Don

Yeah, right.......tell me with a straight face that you consider me "trendy". Don

Your tat pic has shown up in a couple of my dreams....does that count ?

For that remark, I should swat you in the ass with my cane.......but I need both hands to hold onto my walker. Don

I had that on 8-track.......I think it was called "Greatest Hits of 1971". Have you listened to any "Blood, Sweat and Tears" yet ? Great lyrics there, also. Don

(Don raises hand....) "Here."

The Pink Panther....loved the music. Also, one of the few party-trick talents I have is to laugh like the PP's horse.....but I have to be extremely drunk, and you can't watch me while I do it. Don

Yep....you sound like a skydiver.... Welcome. Don

Sure thing, little one. First let me figure out how to drop the seat about 16 inches, k? Don

I never did get the hang of Wingdings at all. Personally, I miss CN#1 and CN#2. Lisa's posts made me think twice about that 170 I wanted, which is good. I'm getting much better with my 190, but it was sometimes scary when I first got it. I shudder to think of what would have happened under a 170. Thanks, Lisa. Don

I've been considering getting another bike for a year or so, and finally decided to take the plunge -- I'm going to purchase in the next week or two (brand new). I have very specific wants....cruiser, not crotchrocket (did enough canyon-racing in my younger days), daily driver (must be dependable) not a brute (don't want a 1000 or 1300). After looking around for the last three weeks.....I'm really leaning towards a Honda A.C.E. 750 or a Suzuki Marauder 800. I know a lot of you ride.....what is everyone's opinion on reliability between these two ? I'm not looking for which one is quicker off the line, or faster at top end....just looking at dependability, ease of service, ease on my ass (if I cruise down to Raeford on it) and cost of parts if i break something. I had a KZ900 in college, and a Honda 500 in the mid-80s....at that time, Hondas were VERY dependable. The consensus from my friends is that they still are, plus i like the Honda's styling a little better. Plus, my KZ could be temperamental at times. Thoughts ? Don (ps....in reading back, I notice I'm using words like "dependable", "cost of parts", "ease of service", "reliability".....to describe a BIKE !! F*** ! When did I get old....and why didn't anyone tell me when it happened ???)

The story of my life. Thanks for letting me down easily.....I'll always remember our sessions with fondness. Btw....I still need help. When Word goes into Excel, all I get are hierogliphics. Don

"Faithfully" by Journey or "Mandy" by Barry Manilow Both have powerful memories for me. Don

Dear Dr. Sunshine, I've always enjoyed your column, and felt like you dispensed sound and solid advice to your readers. Now, I find myself in a precarious situation that I hope you can help me with. About 2 months ago, this really attractive lady started working with my company. I was asked to help train her with Vellum drawings, which involves us sitting very closely together for 30-45 minutes at a time. After about a week of working together, I started some gentle flirting with her, and things have since progressed to a situation that I'm very nervous about. Now, she always seems to "accidently" brush her breast against my arm while leaning closer to the screen, or touches my thigh while putting her hand back in her lap, or her fingers lightly rest on the back of my hand when we're sharing the mouse -- and her knee seems to constantly be in contact with mine. Two weeks ago, I told her her hair really smelled nice....since that time, she frequently manages to drag it across my face while getting up. I should explain that this temptress is 26, 5'5", 118 lbs, intelligent, well-spoken, fantastic sense of humor (always has me in stitches), very pretty, long dark hair, great legs, and an ass I would rate in my lifetime Top 5. It's gotten to the point that prior to our training sessions, I pull my shirt-tail out of my slacks and drape it over my lap, to try to hide the raging erection that always appears when she arrives. I've often thought about asking her out, but there is the age difference (26 vs. 44), plus my company frowns on fraternization between members of management. My fellow engineers have noticed all of this going on, and have started ribbing me about it. My question is this....how do I format a Word document to tranfer into an Excel spreadsheet ? Sincerely, Confused in North Carolina

I liked that pic too......just been waiting for my subconcious to integrate it into a dream some night. Don

The even more important question......no matter where they live now, would anyone in their right mind consider it an 'upgrade' to move to Ohio ? Don

You'll have to let her know that our all Kate 4-way won't be able to happen unless they fill my slot. I'll fill in for you. If you're going to give up a year of your life for us, the least I can do is pretend I'm a woman for 60 seconds or so.

Welcome to The House of Pain. Is there a Coast Guard station near AerOhio ?

Well, I *think* I said that if you would organize and delegate, I would do all the grunt work. But, as long as it gets done...it's all good. Don

True....but when you're stuck at home doing laundry, it's an extremely nice distraction. Have fun ! Don

Cast away your angst. Quiet whispers, gentle strokes Do not know of fear. Don

Our limbs intertwined. Slip your hand inside my briefs- You will learn of 'huge'. Don