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    Here's our first case of beer for the Raeford gathering in a few weeks....
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    What did he have done ? I had the old-fashioned scalpel RK, and I was good to go the next day. Hope you feel better soon, dude. That's got to suck. Don
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    That's what I thought too! Be advised......one guy once swore he could drink a pint of straight Everclear......he got about a third of it down, then we had to take him to the hospital for a two-night stay.....do not drink shots of this, as it will give you alcohol poisoning before you know it. You guys have peaked my curiousity......I haven't bought any in over ten years, and had no idea it was banned in some areas. I'm going to stop by the ABC store on the way home and see if they still have it.....we're a little behind the national curve here in NC, so I bet it's still for sale.
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    We did that a few times also.....but we found the drunk and sometimes naked coeds were much more likely to climb in and out of the bathtub....plus they never tipped it over. Don
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    Everclear....the prime ingredient for Purple Jesuses...(yes, Rebecca and Jess -- I know that's not a real word)......the staple of many a weekend party during my college days. Ingredients.....1 bathtub, about 30 pounds of sliced oranges, lemons, and limes, 20 gallons of Welch's Grape Juice, 4-5 gallons of Everclear. When we finally came out of our stupor sometime the following afternoon, we would then start eating the fruit......voila! Instant re-drunkeness.
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    Go ahead and get it. The ultimate in nig-noggery would be to get everyone drunk and see if we could hit the water tower with a couple of rounds.
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    Me too. Don
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    Yeah, but Seth liked it.
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    Speaking of "lacking"......how's your career going ? And your word associations are weak.....you were much wittier when you were "feeling aggressive." Don
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    That does make me feel much better....thanks for bringing some "sunshine" into my life! (....I think....) Don
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    "Sticks and stones....." I could reply in kind, but I'm much better bred than either of you two. Don
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    "wesuckless.com" I laughed my ass off when i first saw that. I thought it was a joke ad, til I saw the address, phone numbers, and shipping discounts were the same. Lisa, was that your idea ?
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    Soooo.....exactly how much did she pay you to say that ?
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    I'm sure you're correct, but I was too lazy to look it up. But "editrixi" looks like it could be correct also.....words that end with 'x' have an 'i' added to them to make them plural. We could ask Jess, but she probably wouldn't know....and I'd hate to embarrass her in a public forum like this. She has a very fragile psyche. Don
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    I'd like Jess' pets better if they weighed 100 pounds each and had a nocturnal blood-thirst for short editrixi. Don
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    PLFKING replied to skybytch's topic in The Bonfire

    I guess you're a "bona-fide" post whore. I registered on March 10, 2001, and haven't even got to 1000 posts yet.....my daily "post-loading" is a trim 1.4:1.
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    Does that mean my rig is now the oldest on the forums ? DOM 1986. Congrats, Dave.
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    rgoper has decreed....no one is as qualified to speak on this subject as he. What a tool. Bill.....didn't your mom ever teach you NOT to argue with fools? Don
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    Good luck Jim. Do the job, do the job well, do the job as safely as possible. If I ever see you at SGC, the first jump's on me.
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    Damn.....I wish you'd have told me sooner....
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    Glad that he kept his wits about him. And he had time to work the problem......60 seconds from 1500 ft ??? I want to jump there.
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    I think in this case it's warranted.....but then, Andrea has posted pics as bad as that or worse. We'll have to kick her ass too. I'll go first.....Andi, could you bend over and place your hands on the floor, please?
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    I guess you suck (AND I'm a loser), then, since I'm not "swinging by" -- which in this case would turn a two-hour cruise into a 20-hour marathon! And I appreciate the way you've spun this so that I'M the reason you aren't coming.
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    That was f***in' hilarious, Lisa......thanks for the laughs! Don
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    I'm coming! Planning to be there on Sunday. Hopefully, I'll be picking up my bike this weekend too.