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Move to France, and take Jess with you. Given their fondness for non-humorous people such as Jerry Lewis, you two should be set for life. Don

What's with the box ? Do you babysit via FedEx ?

I still have my two original Cafe Press t-shirts....they're still holding up well here in NC. Don

What I like about AggieDave...... He's 1500 miles from North Carolina. Don

Nah, that won't work.....that's pretty much the starting procedure for every one of my landings. Don

What I like about Texas...... It's 1500 miles from North Carolina. Don

Well....there's a pre-second time for everything. Don

You post-whore troll. Don't you think at least half of us wish we had your problem ? Don

(...struggling against the overpowering urge to take this and run with it....) Nope....for once in my life, I'm taking the high road.

156 (SAS in a hard arch): 3 : 1 1/2 I like playing with my new Pro-Track ! Tried some more camera work but blew right past my subjects in freefall....I need to lose weight or get some wings. Got to see the lovely Andrea again....she'll still look great when she's sixty ! Problem is, she already belly-flies like a 60-year-old (from what I've heard). Beer was not owed.....a gift to Chuck and Katie for their past and present service to our country. They're both . Don

Also, make sure the passenger holds onto the driver's harness BELOW the reserve handle, and the driver holds the passenger's harness ABOVE the reserve handle.....if the force of deployment rips you apart, you'll be less likely to pull each others' reserves. Don

Congrats, Katie !

All the above info is well and good, but the very first thing you need to do is....finally make up your mind where you're going to live. And the parrots will be happier if they each have their own bedroom. Don

You are correct, sir....the ass end was built in Texas. Don

Was it built in Ohio ?

See....this is why she needs a half-crazed Doberman for a pet. Don

Well, I do have goals. Hopefully...someday... Don

Yeah....what Val said.

I'm terrified. Can someone call my boss and tell him I had to go home and change my underwear ? The PPGs just scared the s*** out of me. Don

I couldn't help but notice the new icon....looks like you're throwing up.

My sincerest sympathies, Lisa....I know this must be a tough time for you. Can I have your rig ? Don

Here in the south (central NC), it snowed 4" last night, current temp 10 degrees, current windchill minus 8 degrees....but you don't hear US complaining about it. Wuss. (are you related to Jess ?) Don

Cool.....I've been kinda jonesing for a rudeness fix. I, on the other hand, am sitting here building a camera helmet. No craving for Frosted Mini-Wheats, but I would kill for some M&Ms.

?????? There wasn't a single hint of a whine or aggressiveness in your post....are you feeling under the weather ? Don

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him." "Hi George! Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"