PLFKING

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  1. Interesting, but extremely hazardous for the purchaser. Video sales would go through the roof, but the resulting increase in deaths caused to mals would be horrifying. Do you really think you could watch her pack while naked, and retain ANYTHING concerning the actual packing technique itself ? And I wouldn't even want to think of the additional risk to MY life if my rigger learned his craft by watching Mujie in a naked-reserve-packing video. Don
  2. Hey....they don't call him "Super-Dave" just for the hell of it...
  3. Dave....glad you found someone special ! Were you any good ? Are you going to call yourself tomorrow ?
  4. Good vibes, Pedro.....good things usually come around to those that deserve them. Don
  5. Without a doubt......Jaclyn Smith. Second choice would be Dagwood's wife Blondie.
  6. You guys never cease to amaze me....where do you get these questions ? My two favorites - When Mr. Burns is a vampire, and Homer has the stake. Lisa says "To kill a vampire, you must drive a stake through his heart. Homer starts pounding away, and screaming "Die, vampire !" Lisa says "Dad....that's his crotch." Or the one where all the kids are dressed up as Old West characters. Bart is dressed up as a cowboy, then says "I'm a cowboy", shoots his gun, and spins his lariat. Nelson has a war bonnet on, says "I'm Geronimo!", and gives a war-whoop. Ralph is lying down, wearing street clothes. He sits up, says "I'm a gulch!", then lies back down.
  7. If I recall correctly, your admiration wasn't for his football skills, but for his butt. Don
  8. (....climbing back up into my chair now...) Don
  9. I've thought about this often.....I can't prove it scientifically, but the threads seem funnier when I'm drinking heavily. Don
  10. (....crossing fingers....hoping it isn't Cyber....) Don
  11. Wow. Time to change your shorts, indeed.....and say a prayer or three. Don
  12. Me -- Skydiving Adventures, NC Carolina SkySports, NC Adrenaline Airsports, VA Raeford, NC Skydive Monroe, GA Skydive Atlanta, GA Skydive Arizona, AZ (winded out) Skydive Tecumseh, MI Skydive Greene County, OH Don
  13. I said 'kinship'. For the longest time, the only feeling I had towards you was one of unabashed terror. Don
  14. Man, I miss MikeD10270 .....he and Sis were the first two people I felt a kinship with on this site. Don
  15. Yes, Yes, Yes (and his fucking mother), and .....I thought Remi still posted once in a while ? When he isn't pulling Screamer off his wife, of course.... D (ps...and in the now infamous words of my stepdad, circa early 1980s...."Whatever happened to Lew Alcindor ? I haven't heard anything about him since he left UCLA....").
  16. That's because he led the charge overseas. I'm pretty sure he has single-handedly captured bin Laden by now.....we just haven't heard officially. D
  17. (...make sure you're not mistaken for the Congressman's trashy young squeeze...)
  18. PLFKING

    what a game!

    Smash-mouth football at its best, and a fantastic effort by both defenses......even though I hate THE Ohio State University, I'm thrilled that the Big Ten has proven its football dominance yet again. And that was the FIRST time I ever pulled for and bet on OSU......but I'm not buying beer. Don
  19. That's me in a nutshell. Definately..... Don
  20. Yeah....but I'll bet we pity you more. C'mon in, Kris.......there's plenty of room in here for now, but the whole world will be joining us eventually. Don (ps......Thursday night.....Red Wings 4, Blue Jackets 2).
  21. Not a lot of spare time lately, but I've been re-reading the Kent Family Chronicles when I have a moment. Don
  22. Because....as we all know by now...(all together now)....this ain't no damn democracy ! Lisa, Jess, Billvon, Michele, Clay....they're all great nominations. i guess it all comes down to what each of us is looking for on this site....knowledge ? comiseration ? humor ? And I second Mandy's thought.....even though I'm not going to Eloy, the job Betsy has done in putting this all together for those attending has been nothing short of awesome. I'm glad I've got some time to think on this...