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None here....although I did talk one co-worker into a tandem last Christmas at Raeford. Even though he had a great time, he won't be jumping again....(I think SkyMonkeyOne molested him somehow during the canopy ride....)
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Chuck......the original funky munky. Don
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Wingnut, Phree, Blue.......... I hate to say this, but....I TOLD YOU SO ! I know you didn't believe ME, but these comments are from an un-biased third party...a person I deeply respect....a person who always shoots straight from the hip....a person whose integrity and intelligence are beyond reproach. "I rest my case, Your Honor." Don
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Your belly ring photos were NOT the vision-lacerating pics I was referencing..... Don
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You think you're confused now....just wait 'til you meet her in person. (...personally, I think it's some kind of hormonal imbalance....) Don
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You always told me it was Ms. Bitch. Could you make up your mind, please ? I'm confused about how to address you. Don
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One more word of wisdom (or experience).....don't open ANY attachment sent by Skymama. Her contributions should all be labeled NSFYV (Not Safe for Your Vision).
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Who is "The Spotting Fool", otherwise known as Screamer ?
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What is a "lawn dart"? Don
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Ummm....what is a philtrum? Don
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A slippery girl is ALWAYS a good thing. When you get tired of fooling with her, send her to my place. Don
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Alex....what is a retainer?
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That's good .... Don
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Pele....best all-around Valderama ... best ball handler Valderama.... best player that never *looked* like a player
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Happy belated B-day to my favorite Bytch.
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Cool.....4 months sounds better than the 6 months I was told. Don
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When did you order your Javelin ? Don
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For years, a woman was forever asking her husband for money to go shopping. He finally got tired of it, and in an effort to rid himself of her, gave her $1 million dollars, with the stipulation that she had to spend exactly $1,000.00 a day, and not return until it was all gone. For a long time, his life was idyllic. 3 years later, she was back. This time, he gave her $1 billion dollars, with the same stipulations as before. He didn't see her again for 3,000 years.
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My money's on Blue....I've seen him make women cry before.
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Been there, done that. Bought a Porsche, bought a bike, bought a 23 year-old g/f , started jumping. You're a strong woman....you'll get through it just fine. I just realized that I'll be hearing this whiny shit again in about 15 years, when Jess turns 40.....
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I'M not moving there ! That would defeat the whole purpose. Btw....like your new avatar. The last time I saw a woman in a position like that, I.... Don
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Actually, it's a good thing.....keeping all the nuts locked up in one state means a better standard of living for the rest of us.
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No.....I'm just still pissed that you used that lame "I have to attend a wedding" excuse for not coming to Raeford last month. And I thought the love I feel for Jess was obvious to all by now....I'd propose, but I just can't get past the fact that she's a Texan. Don
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tractor driver (started at 7 yrs old) tobacco puller stable cleaner bung-hole tie-er (hog slaughtering) asst. for fox castrator (seriously! got paid for it)
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How sweet......Val defending her BF. So what WOULD that title be ? "Has anyone seen my tweezers -- I have to take a leak?"