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  1. kansasskydiver
    Never, only once when drinking was involved with skydivers, but it was at my house, twice in the same night... I guess I called Adrock and was complaining about how far away the toilet was lol
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    What are you talking about, you were driving my eclipse like a pro. Drive it like ya stole it, oh yeah and is this your FIRST new car Off to another boogie I go, see everyone in like 6 weeks lol
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    You could turn it into a margarita pack I've seen that done with old racers!
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    1. Whats your name? Chris 2. How old are you? 22 3. Why did you decide to start jumping out of airplanes? Something I had wanted to do since I was 15 4. Are you single or taken? Married? Taken 5. Do you have kids? No 6. What do you drive? 1995 Misubishi Eclipse 7. Have you ever done a kisspass? Yes 8. Where do you live? KansASS 9. Do you have any pets? No 10. How many jumps do you have? Just under 600 11. What color eyes do you have? Blue 12. What is your nationality? American 13. Have you ever dated someone you met off the internet? Yes 14. Favorite Movie? The Crow 15. What do you do when you arent skydiving? Sit on the internet and pretend to work 16. Have you ever BASE jumped? Not yet 17. If not... do you want to? Soon 18. Do you have siblings? 3 sisters 19. Where do you want to travel to the most? Australia 20. What's your favorite color? Black and red 21. Where was the last place you flew to ( not skydiving )? Brazil
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    Dude I didn't know that happened, you shoulda called us out at the DZ and let us know. I'm glad to hear your sister and husband are doing well. Let me know if there is anything I or anyone else in the club can do to help. I've got lots of extra room at my place if you need to store anything etc and even extra rooms. Now for the humor... yet another virgin tower to waste. I'm sure many were hurt it fell before it got to be jumped hehe. I've seen that tower before and often thought "hmmm looks high enough, maybe I can just land in the parking lot"
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    Ya jump nekkid for your 100th, and it don't matter if it's 18 degrees at altitude
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    and your point is? lol
  8. kansasskydiver
    I look like you, so he should take me instead hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Edit: dang it I didn't realize you changed your avatar
  9. kansasskydiver

    CSI

    kansasskydiver replied to skyesspot's topic in The Bonfire

    Damn I thought you were talking about my old job. I worked in C.S.I Customer Self Install
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    hahahahahahahah Oh man I had forgotten about that day! I really wish I could remember what was said at the Easter party about your pink tweety. Do you remember the joke about htat? I just remember I fell outta my chair
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    I'm a BIG guy. 260 out the door and 6ft. Our exit altitude is 10k and I deploy at 4k. I get about 60 seconds of freefall time and vary between 110 and 60's depending on what I'm trying to do. I'm still learing the suit, don't have anyone else to fly with so it's hard to know if I've hit the spot or not. I generally tend to hit the spot and feel myself slowing down about a thrid of the way into the jump. Remember, legs out, arms out and rolled a bit then think BUTT UP and it works for me every time. I think you're kicking ass in your suit, I only have 25 jumps on mine and this weekend will only be my 3rd flock with anyone else, so I probably have all kinds of bad habits I need to break
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    "Dufa" My 4 year old sister used to call everyone a Dufa when they did something stupid. She couldn't say doofus so it turned into Dufa. It's stuck and I often find myself calling people dufas too
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    seriously man, i remember in the times of AOL 1.0 you could get ANYONE to cyber with you... GEEZ
  14. kansasskydiver
    Be careful, you might get sued
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    The Brain is much better and won best dressed contest at freaks 2 years ago
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    I'd have to say a glass jar of tomato sauce would be the worse
  18. kansasskydiver
    I just finished reading Ender's Game and have to say it has been one of the best books I've read. I'll admit that I haven't read a book for pleasure in almost 10 years, but am happy to say that I did read it. If you're looking for a good book, I highly recommend it to those looking for something to keep them entertained. I started it late last night and read until I couldnt' see anymore. I spent most of my free time today reading and just finished. Great book!
  19. kansasskydiver
    I'd make sure you're spam filter isn't set too high and check your bulk email box. If all else fails, register it to your @dropzone.com email address. I recall my confirmation email being sent to my bulk mail folder because my spam settings were high
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    -Made 250 jumps The rest is history
  21. kansasskydiver
    No no no I didn't do the fuck you fuck you fuck you, you're cool thing, or shit on my desk, or do anything bad to my boss because we all lost our jobs. It wasn't anyone's decission there to close us down, so we're all in the same boat. I think I'm going to cutaway and start a new life or something. Maybe this is a blessing to finally do the things I've always wanted to do just never did. Find out who I really am (yeah right I'm only 22) but hey I can try. Welcome to Chris'ville. Kick off your shoes, relax, pick up a book and just CHILL
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    Oh you have NO idea how true that is hehehe put don't tell them that k
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    The only book I've read my Amado was Capitaes da areia. Great booke, only time I ever got a 100% on a test while I lived in Brazil. Probably one of the hardest reads I ever had to do because of the age of the literature and Bahia Portuguese, but I still loved the book and remember a lot about it. I'll have to look into his other books and also those that you recommended. I honestly haven't read for fun in years, if ever so this will be a good experience for me. As for the MIS, my plan is to transfer to USF this Fall or come down this summer to Tampa and get established then start in Jan. I haven't graduated yet so I'll need to do that first, but I don't want to just do marketing and econ anymore, prefer to do MIS instead. I also heard that I.Robot was a good book and all the books writen by that author were oustanding. Anyone read or heard of them?
  24. kansasskydiver
    -Take a dump on the desk of the guy who fired you -Glue the bathroom door shut -get a sack full of mice, and let them loose in the building -put maple syrup on all the phone handles in the office etc.... hehehe they're monitorring us pretty heavy today to make sure we don't say anything bad to the customers. Although I'm not happy to be losing my job, something about unemployment for 6 months from the company that is sending my jobs to India just sounds nice. So I'm going to leave in good standings
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    I officially have less than 6 hours of employment left before I lose my job. So now what? I could potentially not have to work again for 6 months, what should I do? I'm looking for some new hobbies to take up in during the week. I'm going to start picking up some bookes and reading, I have 2 in line already Enders Game Capitaes da areia (personal favorite I haven't read in over 10 years) What else should I do with my time? I'm going to get my M license again and start riding once more, I've been working out which sucks cause my wingloading is going down, working on the house, getting back in touch with family and friends I haven't talked to in a long time. What else? I don't handle boredom very well so I need stuff to keep me busy