kansasskydiver

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  1. 4:0:0:0:2 Weather sucked in KS as usual
  2. lol I didn't know I had drunk dialed you before your last interview, I'm sorry I'll keep my phone away from me this Thursday, but I don't think I'm going out cause I actually have to work this Friday. Counting today, only 3 days left of work, only have to make the drive here 2 more times
  3. Anyone else ever find that there is never a happy medium? Always too cold and then when you cover up or turn on the heat it's too hot. Car stereo too loud, turn it down a notch and it's too soft lol What other things do you find like this?
  4. After years of being stared at in the old European parks 2 nude statues were visited by an angel who brings them to life "You have both been here for 100's of years, stared at and always taking it in good humor. Your love for eachother though could always be felt so I'm going to grant you both a wish and let you show your love for eachother and live for an hour" Poof the statues become people and him and her run off into the bushes. The angel here some moaning and growning, and then 20 mins later they come back and say they're done. The angel looks a bit confused and says "Are you sure you guys are done? Have you done everything you've always wanted to do? You know you still have 40 mins left, you can do it again" The male statue looks at his beautiful partner and asks if she wants to do it again, she replies with "Ok! But this time, you hold the pigeon down and I'll shit on it's head!"
  5. 27 days before I'd be bubba's bitch and I'm worth 2 cartons of cigs and a porno mag
  6. Heheheheh. Hey I have to log in each time but I've never said a word about it. I don't care honestly, the site kicks ass and for the work Dave put into it, I really don't mind logging in. Tell the dude to piss off and go to rec.skydiving or something
  7. "Sex is like oxygen, it doesn't matter till you're not getting any" "If the vans a rocking, it could be your daughter"
  8. Ashley, it's been great having you around and especially the last month or so while I've been having a hard time. Take care of yourself, Steve, Safire and Dacoda. Know that KSUPC will always be your home and we'll always still be here! Blue skies and the best to you both. Chris
  9. I pack my wings, cut corners grommet to pin. X-fire2 149 and haven't had any problems other than just a turn on opening. I agree with others, I don't think grommet to BOC is the way to go. Just seems to be a bad idea in my mind for some reason
  10. Don't worry, we've got the pies waiting for you
  11. "Sometimes you've just gotta f*ck her gently"
  12. The weather man is never right and it's only Wednesday. What really matters is I'M JUMPING TOMORROW!!! And then my buddy gets married on Friday, demo Saturday and then jumping Sunday and Monday! So it's all good, we live in Kansas, if the winds are below 30mph we're jumping
  13. Depends, what type of lines are you using and what size bands? If you are using big bands for spectra lines but have hma lines, I'd suggest using smaller bands. From experience, we don't double stow our student rigs anymore and have experience almost no line twists (of course when the students deploy stable)... just my .02 cents Now back to the work question, I work till 5 and guess where I'm not
  14. Too bad I'm at work and don't have a sound card. Have you ever heard the Phish version of Gin and Juice. Pretty funny
  15. I explained to them the issue of the fonts and hopefully they atleast let me change the product descriptions to something that looks similar and is viewable on anyone's computer without it being an image. I suggested they let me put smaller images of the products that when you click on them, it'll open up a smaller window with the full shot of the product and the product description. They have to get that approved and will get back to me after I make an example. It's been a work in progress, they don't know anything about webdesign and how it works, just have a kid in there that is good at designing layouts. Another perfect example of a site done poorly and me not voicing what should and shouldn't be done just because they were stubborn is here. There is not one single thing on this page that is plane html text... Oh well, it was a learning process for me and my first "big" job that I was being paid for. Although it came out to around $3 an hour for the time spent and what they paid and the 4 different revisions they made, I learned a valuable lesson.
  16. I've run into a problem with a site I'm trying to design. Because of the limitations I know of html and the way they want the site designed, I'm out of ideas of how to do what they want. Here is the example page What they want done, lets say they have 6 products they want to show on this page, but they must all stay within the background they've provided me. To ensure that the background always stays this way it is put into a table that is centered in the screen and no matter what resolution, will never overlap of show double. They want to put the more products in a type of scroll bar, where, only in that area, would the screen scroll and keeping it within the background of white. Problems - the menu up top will be done in java, java doesn't load ontop of flash - flash, that I've tried, won't let me put images into a scroll box with text - I can't do the menu in flash because the dropdown menu's they wan will cover half the screen, resulting in half the area being used up by flash - they don't want the whole site done in flash for load times etc - they are using a font that is not viewable to everyone, so until they let me change the font to ariel, I have to make the text images - I can't use frames because then the background won't work, and when you go to the menu up top it will mess up the proportions Is there any other way I can deal with this problem other than telling them the laws of html and what they want won't allow me to do so? Has anyone seen a page that they can link me to that will allow me to atleast see an example of this? Does anyone know of ANY way this is even possible or are they S.O.L and it just has to be done differently? Thanks in advance for all the help, please post any questions if I didn't make anything clear or pm me with ideas and help. I'm really stuck at a point I don't know what to do anymore
  17. [replyMuch though we make a big deal about big dicks and big tits, the people with the best sex lives are likely to be in the normal category. Agreed, I personally don't like big boobs and I say I'm average and have had a great sex life so far.
  18. Why can't you? You know you what I've realized? The pitty things in life don't mean anything. It's all about being happy, friends, family, love etc... Money, work, education etc dont mean anything if you can't be happy with yourself Cutaway, I did and it's great
  19. I think ChopChop and Play thing because there is always an over active couple on there Then Vallerina just because she's smack some sense into everyone Dove and Vanillaskygirl Turtlespeed and the N2 with NIghtjumper I think that would be the cast
  20. lol sorry I didn't mean for that to sound like I actually cared lol I'm rather excited to not be at this hell hole anymore!
  21. Work sucks, the union is on strike, we're busy and I just hate it here. The good thing though is I work Wed, next Wed then Friday and then June 7th is the last day I ever have to come back to work here!!! I'm looking forward to taking a break and working on some side projects while the company pays me more in unemployment than I make now. Grrr so 4 more 7 hour shifts and I'm through!!!
  22. I don't know, but I have to hang it over my shoulders when I take a shower
  23. 0:0:4 (Didn't start till 5pm) 1st hop n pop from 5k to make sure my head didn't explode 2nd 5k, played Point Break "You pull, NO You Pull!!!" 3rd 10k 3way campfire 4th Birdman jump 4 awesome swoops, no wind in Kansas for once!!!