kansasskydiver

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  1. I never understood the haiku, I guess I'm just slow or my mind doesn't think that way
  2. Should be some interesting opening shock on ya, I wasn't a skydiver when I had mine done so I didn't have to worry. Wait till someone slaps ya on the chest, it sucks!
  3. ho hum i'm really bored. I'm checking UPS's website like every 5 mins waiting to see if a present has been delivered. Still in transit
  4. I used to have 2 of those, tired of people messing around with me and not knowing
  5. a low cut tight fitting blue spaghetti top with camisol. my tight ass blue jeans. a lacey bra/thong and some skecher shoes NOOOOOIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEE you're getting drunk phone sex DD'ed tonight hahahahaha I have 3 way on my phone, anyone else wanna join in?
  6. Which part, me knowing when people can't sleep or the part about me kinda seeming like I was out of body yet still attached?
  7. oh shit man, i just laughed in this person's ear hahahah and Plaything, thank you for the nice piece, I'm sure my boss and the IT guys will appreciate it when they pull the reports, ah well, we're getting laid off anyways
  8. That's kinda odd, last Sunday I felt like I was laying sideways and almost outside of my body, like I was much wider than I was, but I was laying normal in my bed. I then had my normal ocurring knowing when people are awake and they keep me awake feeling. Yeah I'm weird but it was tested once, and it was true
  9. SURE!!!! Hmmm I might just have to call you on my next call. Drop the customer off and then open up another line and give ya a ring. So, watcha wearing hahahahahahaha
  10. Well I understand you don't wanna get me into trouble because I'm at work and all so thanks lol
  11. Now what do you mean by that? How exactly did you want to JOIN in?
  12. Damn, insert foot into mouth, no no no feel free to keep me entertained
  13. Are you saying my avatar isn't hot enough How sad, I'm going to curl up into a little ball and talk to Casie
  14. No fax number, err wait, they have a fax machine here at work!!!
  15. You pick But I'm not into that kinky shit hahahahaha
  16. I'm at work, I can't or I would. I wish they had beer in the pop machine, it would make things MUCH more interesting
  17. Talk to Geoff's mom, she'll tell you stories of Geoff after he died. I believe
  18. try changing the dog food, must be some weird stuff in there. or try eating some and see if you start seeing shit too
  19. I'm at work, long time between calls, they're not sending people home early. I'm bored outta my mind and half the good sites are proxied. Any good ideas? Keep me entertained
  20. Rock on! I can't wait till my sister is 15 and she can do a tandem (Brazil not USA it's 15 to do a tandem) She's 10 now and has been just itching to jump with me
  21. I have a wings and had the corners cut out for wingsuit flying. I have noticed a difference now with the deployments when not flying the wingsuit. My openings have been 360 off's ever since. I decided that this was because of the last stow on the bag making the bag twist, I have since made my bites a bit shorter to allow for taking one more bite and keeping the stows symetrical. I haven't had a problem since I made this change