DJL

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  1. My stapler is pretty good. Everyone is always trying to take it because it's the only one that can go through more than 10 sheets. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  2. My gf would jerk the choke collar pretty hard if I ran out for a drink with a politically minded young lady such as yourself. She already gets jealous when I hang out with my home DZ female skydivers. I do however have a humorous PM for you from a friend who has been an an advisor to both 'Dub and Senior. Will find it and pass it on. Regards, "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  3. "But Rude? NEVER!!!" What...did G-dub ask something? Is he on this forum? Are you his daughter? Hey, do you want some BEER!? "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  4. To paraphrase Eric Ericson, absolute patriotism leads to loss of morality. Kind of like how blind Christians are towards Pat Roberts and Faldwell. So "times likes this" is exactly when we should be the most critical and the most demanding of the government. There's nothing wrong with insulting GW's screwups and including him in the scope of what we make fun of. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  5. Good God. I hope that was a joke. Ok, Muff, I'll bite. George Bush is an idiot because instead of quoting the genocide of 100,000 Kurds in 1988 he's trying to make bullshit correlations with 9/11. It makes me sick. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  6. I may sound like an ignorant city-boy...but why doesn't he start growing something else? "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  7. I think what puts how stupid he was into perspective is that he says he needs to meke only "minor adjustments" before he puts it on the market after it just failed to open. And yes, it's funny that he's a Chinaman. "Me paruchute no open. Me vewy rucky." "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  8. Shut it, butt munch. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  9. Thanks...forgot. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  10. By Human Rights Watch http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/petition-sign.cgi?Saddam "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  11. The "no choice" part of this isn't true. There's no reason someone getting into CRW shouldn't just hook their CRW canopy to their existing rig. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  12. She wrapped me up. There was nylon everywhere and my hands were pinned behind my head. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  13. Sell your rig and get a new one or have longer straps sewn on there. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  14. "So, you do things like synchronized swimmers up there?" That's how I explain what RW is. (Shields up) "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  15. Yup, a friend of mind ask if you can move around. I said yes. He said, so you kick like you're under water? "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  16. I agree with you on these because this is law trying to enforce morality and I completely disagree with that concept. I'd still rather not have Coke and Heroin sold at 7-11. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  17. This is just incorrect and I'm not talking about the drug trade. There are many drugs for which the addiction is greater than the human will to keep it from destroy that individual and the people around them. I personally think that weed should be legal and regulated but that's the only one. I can't find any application for this but I'm not taking long to think about it. Any law that I can think of is in place because it keeps one individual from potentially harming another. Drugs - see above Drunk in public - historal statistics to show that this may lead to harm of others. Speeding down deserted highway - You crash and now 10 cops and 15 fire safety and medical personel can't do more important things than peal your dumb ass out of your tin can. BASE jumping from private property - Eh...people have that right with their property... Sitting in living room with KB and bongo drums - learn to play the guitar. I'm willing to pay extra taxes to keep a crackhead from supporting his habit by selling rocks to kids...it's GOING to happen. ...don't get caught. EDIT: I agree with cloudseeker, that sucks. Say Nope to Dope "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  18. As long as you don't say "YOUR an ass" I'll be happy. SUCK IT BYOTCH!!! "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  19. http://winstars.free.fr/english/bush.html Also, proof that the superbowl is gay...along with a few other things... http://www.poochsworld.com/superbowlisgay.html "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
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    RSLs

    Nothing's funner that an 8-way wrestling match...don't know what you're talking about. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
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    RSLs

    Edit: nevermind...will not succumb to trolls.... Hey folks, this guy is asking a serious question. Let's not fuck with him in this forum.. PEACE, "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
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    Security Alert

    Dude, quit it. Chill with the hysterics and put down the duct tape and plastic. http://www.snopes.com/rumors/ups.asp Edit: Why would they provide a paper/internet trail when they could just sew ANY kind of uniform themself. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  23. That's not accurate about the WTC. It wasn't dynamic failure of the building of a floor but failure at each individual floor like dominoes. What you were describing would be more like one floor falling at the top and then the very bottom collapsing. One of the engineers in my office has a writeup on it. I'll grab his link. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  24. Why don't you just put it in a sturdy suitcase and check it? You can stand there while TSA goes over your bags and then lock it when they're done... "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
  25. I just got an Africa scam email. I responded "These are horrible events. How can I help?" "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher