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Motorcycle ?? (Pipes & Fuel Injection Module) Misc. Questions)
Deuce replied to Sebazz1's topic in The Bonfire
Or you could buy a motorcycle that has over a hundred horsepower to begin with... -
Many a truth is hidden in jest. Regardless of how fat a person is, it is usually hurtful to be called out as fat in our culture. It's also easy to tell someone else to lighten up when we refer to them in a deprecating way. I made this commitment in Eloy because I got a lot of comments from people I didn't really know, and some I know well, about how I had gotten pudgy. I played along and kept my sense of humor, but I'll lose the weight just to not have to hear it. It's going to take a few months, and I, for one, don't want an epithet to be my motivation. But hey, it's not a democracy!
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I have a Sigma 14 aspherical. It weighs a ton, but I got it mostly for Herc exits that didn't make the plane all fisheyish. VDschoor has the 15 and he gets good results from it. The russian lenses are getting great results, but I hate to have a camera with all that auto functionalbility hooked up to a manual lens.
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Yup, taken in the air. And yes, it was Hollywoodish when we did it. Be sure to check out the JFTC calendar and buy one when it comes out. If you like that picture, you will love the others. Deuce took the picture, and we were both very comfortable with the distance since we both do CReW. But, there were a few times when we were in a cloud, and all I could see was his flash, that I was worried. That one was taken at about 12,000 feet with a 100mm lens. Brialliantly clear air and beautiful sunlight over an almost solid cloud deck reflecting light upward. And Mary is just super fun to dogfight canopies with. At one point I'm shouting at her and she's looking at me like "what?". We get endcell to endcell and I say "Where's the damn dropzone?" She looks at me with this 'calm down you weiner' look and says "right over there!" It pays to jump with the finest.
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A monkey about to get his ass wet?
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Started January 4, so after 3 days: 213/212/185/1 Made it a point to walk around the outside of Costco for 45 minutes yesterday while I got new tires put on. When I get hungry I drink a big glass of water before I eat, eat a small portion and wait while the hunger eases off. Yeah, I remember how I lost all the weight originally, I can do this. Somebody check my math: I weigh 212, I'm about 20% body fat. So my lean mass is about 170, right? Add on my goal of 10% body fat and my goal weight if I maintain my lean mass is about 187, yes? -And for the record, I don't like starting out the day as a "Fat Bastard". Nice hijack, though.
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Oh yeah. The chicks dig the windsockless look. OH yeah!
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My neck flaps like a windsock. YAY!
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It is that added element of danger that makes it worthwhile. Sex and the possibility of death at any moment. Um. That is not truly realized until the woman is standing on the front pegs holding onto the tank of a Suzuki Katana 1100 while the rider has the grips at 150 while standing on the rear pegs.
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I like the picture you took of me talking with McGowan. Iwan is cool. Even if on New Year's Eve he got into a Klingon argument with other Klingons who had been drinking through many time zones! Ack Der meat-hallah nuk dahr! Mackah sheck americanloosewomen gootpushin yahl! BAHCHK! and shit like that. People who live below sea level are TOUGH!
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Liar!! You're an ankle breaker. I will NEVER piss you off again. This post kind of pisses me off. When are you coming back out to California Sunshine? Chickie-mama! Use the doll! Break her ankle from here!
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Be on the soundrack for the 2004/2005 DZ.Holiday Boogie DVD
Deuce replied to Deuce's topic in The Bonfire
Yes. Better in an "more graphic and insulting" way, but very inaccurate. Anything in the middle-aged, spare-tire, double-chin, balding genre would be more appropriate. -Keeping in mind that I'm a psychotic ex-marine forcibly retired police officer with poor impulse control. -
Be on the soundrack for the 2004/2005 DZ.Holiday Boogie DVD
Deuce replied to Deuce's topic in The Bonfire
Release? If Ballsack sues me he'll simply disappear. No PD uses the good detectives until they find a body. -
Be on the soundrack for the 2004/2005 DZ.Holiday Boogie DVD
Deuce replied to Deuce's topic in The Bonfire
Send it. You got some astoundingly wrinkle-free ballsack footage that will be featured. First time I will have to feature and credit a non-camera flier. -
Be on the soundrack for the 2004/2005 DZ.Holiday Boogie DVD
Deuce replied to Deuce's topic in The Bonfire
That's already in my CV. You gotta do better. And with a beat I can dance to. Or somebody who can dance can dance to. Like GirlFallDown. That chick can dance. -
Brilliant. "Hang on honey, I've got socket-wrench work to do, but I'll be right with you!" Dude, I had a CRX the first year they were out. What passenger seat?
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Be on the soundrack for the 2004/2005 DZ.Holiday Boogie DVD
Deuce replied to Deuce's topic in The Bonfire
You ass. I thought of that right when I hit "post". Yes. Atlantis will re-emerge due to the southeastasian tsunamis. And I will declare Treasure Island a continent. That will make two new ones for me to market to. -
Aren't these all high visibility situations? Do people see you guys, hasn't anyone ever gotten caught? I got caught in my 1976 Volkswagon Rabbit.
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Just let us know when you're coming, and we'll make sure everyone is on their best behavior. That would be utterly wasted on me. Get me dates when I can redifine "bad" behavior. When Pixie is there would be good.
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Be on the soundrack for the 2004/2005 DZ.Holiday Boogie DVD
Deuce replied to Deuce's topic in The Bonfire
Because the DVD is a commercial venture that supports DZ.com, and because I listen when my mentors Greg Gasson and Brent Finley talk, no copyrighted music will be used on my purchasable DVD's. I use SoundDesign stuff which is also used extensively by Porn producers. I'd like to do better. If you have good, high-energy mixes that you would like to contribute for credit only, I would love to hear your stuff. Last year's DVD shipped to every continent, and this year's distribution should be even wider. PM me a link to your music or ship it right quick to: PullTime Productions P.O. Box 4304 Antioch, CA 94531 The DVD's will be shipping internationally by the end of the month. My website is still selling last year's DVD, but that will change soon. The preview is still fun though! High-energy danceable music is best. Thanks! JP -
Kev, that's just wrong. Rosa surely wouldn't tolerate real bathtub f*cking. It's very different from the candle's-lit expectation. I also will never deliver the recipe over the internet. It requires a personal explanation. Ah, rose petals! How sweet! Is the water the right temperature?......
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I'm running DV tapes through my computer, but everything else needs to get back to my locker at the DZ. Thanks so much for the bowling tape, BTW! San Marcos is on my very short list for a visit. What great people!
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Like big handcuffs that go around your (the) ankles with a 16 inch chain between them. Again, these can only be used out of the box before they've been used on bad guys. http://search.netscape.com/ns/boomframe.jsp?query=Peerless+handcuffs&page=1&offset=0&result_url=redir%3Fsrc%3Dwebsearch%26requestId%3D4522e704f3035ee%26clickedItemRank%3D1%26userQuery%3DPeerless%2Bhandcuffs%26clickedItemURN%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.peerless.net%252F%26invocationType%3D-%26fromPage%3DNSCPTop%26amp%3BampTest%3D1&remove_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.peerless.net%2F Not fur lined, but the stuff real LE types use. The hinged handcuff jobbies are really uncomfortable.
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Lemme get another picture that shows handles. Hopefully that helps. If she were to drop the toggles her pillows are right there. Cutaway pillows, that is. Great question. (buy the calendar )
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A brand-new police car which has not transported anybody has amazing potential. It is that new-car smell plus gun oil. Drives the wives mad. And there's the zip ties, legirons and waffle cage for the most adventurous. From vampire bat underwear to motorway universal motion today, Shannon. You've definitely got it going on.