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Nice Picture - but - You KNOW who it's about don't you. Yeah. It's about me. If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to video it, it doesn't make the DVD.

I had the coolest two-way-DZ.skyhook-main-entanglement-cutaway-Burking in the history of the Dropzone.com Holiday Boogie. "I'M F*CKING WINNING! YAYYYYYYY!" When your Burking ends with Brian saying "I can't wait to see that video" you are doing pretty good. When the Performance Designs people give you a T-shirt in exchange for telling the story of how a short-bus-window-licker missing most of the vowels in his chromosome chain can survive despite his best efforts to endanger himself, you are doing pretty good. I'm uploading pictures now, they will probably be available tomorrow sometime. -Hey, AvgJoe? Thanks again. Very much.

Hrrmmm...wonder if any of the tandem masters would mind taking you up? I'm up for it.

So, do I get to be your photographer for next year's calendar?

I agree, Ed. I had a PM exchange with him. I'm Flame-lite during the holiday season.

Well, superhellacoolio. I'm goal oriented too, and getting on the 121 sequential record was a similar dream for me. Very sincere congratulations! Great Christmas gift, eh?

I should have known better! They're big on that in England. Skreamer had to dress up like the girl, though. I split town before it was my turn.

You gonna iron it in the living room with your shirt off when you're done? See you Sunday, mate! JP

Merry Christmas!

You make the best jello shots I have ever had. Please go the distance. You're going for speed!: Reluctantly crouched at the starting line, Engines pumping and thumping in time. The green light flashes, the flags goes up, Churning and burning, they yern for the cup. They deftly manouver and muscle for rank, Fuel burning fast on an empty tank, Wreckless and wild they pour thru the turns, Their prowless is podent and secretly stern. As they speed thru the finish the flags go down. The fans get up, and get out of town. The arena is empty except for one man, Still driving and striving as fast as he can The sun has gone down and the moon has come up, And long ago somebody left with the cup, But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns, And thinking of someone for whom he still burns. He's going the distance. He's going for speed. She's all alone, all alone in her time of need. Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course, He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse. He's going the distance. Yeah! No trophy, no flowers, no flash bulbs, no wine. He's haunted by something he cannot define. Bowel shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse, Assail him, impale him with monster truck force. In his mind he's still driving, still making the grade. She's hoping time that her memories will fade, Cause he's racing and pacing and plotting the course, He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse. The sun has gone down and the moon has come up, And long ago somebody left with the cup. But he's striving and driving and hugging the turns, And thinking of someone for whom he still burns. Cause he's going the distance. He's going for speed. She's all alone, all alone in her time of need. Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course, He's figting and biting and riding on his horse, He's racing and pacing and plotting the course, He's figting and biting and riding on his horse! He's going the distance. He's going for speed. He's going the distance... Jello shots.

Don't make me YELL at you! You know I'm gonna be there. My monkey hat is packed. I bow down and submit, hotmamamonkey. I have erred. Forgive me? Sunday.

Actually, I was being flippant, and doing a Special Ed imitation I like to do to freak tandems out that I am mentally challenged. I've been to Hawaii once, on a layover to Australia. We drove around the island, and I went swimming in the surf and we drove pretty much the whole thing in a nice convertible. I have been blessed with quite a bit of travel, for an American. Hawaii with you would be time well spent, but it's not on my current short list. France, Germany and Ireland are, though. I can't find a .wav file of exactly what I'm talking about, but this is the voice(the .wav file attached) Poor special Ed.... http://search.netscape.com/ns/boomframe.jsp?query=crank+yankers+special+ed&page=1&offset=0&result_url=redir%3Fsrc%3Dwebsearch%26requestId%3D6fa69b02f3394911%26clickedItemRank%3D2%26userQuery%3Dcrank%2Byankers%2Bspecial%2Bed%26clickedItemURN%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.comedycentral.com%252Ftv_shows%252Fcrankyankers%252Fvideos.jhtml%26invocationType%3D-%26fromPage%3DNSBoom%26amp%3BampTest%3D1&remove_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comedycentral.com%2Ftv_shows%2Fcrankyankers%2Fvideos.jhtml

No. Nothing is like LA. Think two years and then you can write your ticket. Plus, they hire just about anything with a pulse. The investment is completely worth it. When somebody else is saying "one time at this trailer in East Houston.." you come back with "No shit? Well this one time in West Hollywood....." You win. Just like when somebody says "This one time in boot camp" and somebody comes back with "Huh? Well we were on the Russian border in Afghanistan once and..."

And for the sake of freedom I'm glad he's over there.

Give me time sir, give me time. I'm studying for the entrance exam in April.

Tackleberry graduated from the Police Academy, though.

Just use Philly's criteria instead so you can still jump with me! YAY! I'M GOING TO HAWAII! YAY!

She's from the UK, Sunny. If she registered today, maybe you'd have more of a point, but she registered in July of 2003. And nobody from the UK can be a ringer because they only get to skydive about two weeks a year.

I'll give you my priceless opinion if you fill out your profile.

ARen't you going this year? Dude, the video of you from last year is priceless!

I will look like the guy with Sputnik on his head taking your picture as you jump out of the balloon on the 28th (right?) See you soon!

These are my two sidemounted versions. I like putting the flash behind the still camera, it's just hard on the hot shoe mount. Currently I just zip tie the flash to one of the sharkfins I use to protect my PC120

I haven't gotten mine yet either, Craig. Tomorrow's the last chance. If I get it, I'll bring it.

So toss some DayQuill in with the coffee and white chocolate?

Being shoved off the ramp of the Herc by hateful Germans.