Deuce

Don't get your flippers all in a bunch, Anvilator. Accept your fate. Go to the light. Refusal will only result in your wandering the internet in frustration with empty tequila bottles chained to your ankles. It's all about the high desert and high performance, swampweight.

The F-16 pilot guy? The NSA doesn't routinely check the profiles of DZ.commers, so it would be OK for you to fill out your profile, or PM me. NIce to see you posting, though!

Shut up, FOOL! You abandon the Byron crew, who will almost in it's entirety be at Eloy, and you throw spears? The Mouth will be in the new DZ.com record and will be present at the futile effort in Florida to defeat it. Me and your fellow camera fliers Iwan and Jimmy will be on the REAL record. I already did a Florida record. Time for a high desert one. (OK, the Bullshit quotient on that post was an 11, but this record stuff is fun )

Holy shit, I am teaching the President to skydive. I never even spotted the secret service guys. I'm definitely losing it.

Giving your cat LSD with a methamphetamine chaser is not right, Gareth. Entertaining, but just not right.

You couldn't just let me have my moment of fantasy, could you, Remtard. I have this super power I obtained in Oakland. It's cool. I just lay my hands several times upon a villian and they are magically transported via helicopter to the county trauma center. I'm thinking it will come in handy very soon. Eh?

Please update your profile.

I wanna hang with the tall, skinny guys. The simple truth is that the Nords have to fly dirty to play with me. My S3 gives me every advantage, but my weight and body type are what they are. For me, it's all about relative work, Relative, Vertical, or Wingsuit. Plays well with others.

It's one of those East Coast things that sounds kinda nasty, but tastes really good. "With Wiz" is another weird one that has to be experienced.

I got two I'd want. First, the power to make people tell the truth about things. "Hey, how come you are doing that?" "Because I'm selfish and insane!" Second, a kind of "Harry met Sally" ability to will women to have orgasms. That would be so cool. Like with a handshake "Bernice, this is my friend JP" "Pleased to meet you Bernice, (BLAAAAAAAAAAAAMOE!) It would be worth billions.

Well, Mouth you'll have to do both next weekend, cause the Flyangeldeuce ain't gonna be there. Oh, I am blessed.

Now I wonder why you would there She is coming up to hump my leg more often. Congrats, Lisa!

I have a GPS V that I use all the time. I'd replace it with the new color version that has the ton of memory in it. If I load the street level detail, for address mapping, I can only have one state region in it at a time, the new one holds several states worth. This one: http://gpsnow.com/gmquest.htm

Feed it to the bear.

No. All my vehicles are fuel injection.

What is his MonkeyName again? Something like "OhShit Monkey" or something? SHADYMonkey! That's it!

And it will probably be 70 degrees the whole time. The only consolation is Jen getting her AFF with you there.

Really? I hadent noticed! That's because you are remtarded. You get to ride the yellow Skyvan and lick the windows.

Just about anything. What does DZ.com get out of the standard poster regarding response?

Please consider this. The Moffet Hangar is a very good solution to your problem. A beautiful, snagfree helmet.

You fucker. Come to Eloy. We'll drink champagne and sing show tunes.

I wonder. Probably the most candid comment I ever got was from MJOSparky who told me " I thought you were much younger" when he met me. When I met Fox Force Four, when I video'd them at Nationals, they all seem really tentative until they spent some time with me. Once they got to know me a little bit, they were the most fun I've had skydiving. I got some of that wierd "you're just a little scary" stuff in Europe, when I was over there. Again, easily overcome with some time and some beer. Probably the very best meeting I have ever had via Dropzone.com was when Flyangel2 came screaming across the dirt dive for the 121 way sequential record when she humped my leg for SkyBitch. It prompted one of my fellow skydivers to comment "JP could fall into a bucket of tits and come out sucking his thumb" Cause I love and respect my female skydiving brothers. I've stopped posting in the political forums because I know when I express myself there I can't really express my feelings without being attacked. It's OK, cause I mostly know most of the major players, and they know me. In person. Gareth Holder is the most true to himself both online and in person. Both BillVon and Quade are much less dogmatic in person. And I count them both as my friends. Find out for yourself. Come and meet them. I have had lifetime changing experiences learning from my wildly different DZ.com buddies from literally all over the world. PM if you need more explanation. I love the internet. It has opened a whole new world of skydiving to me.

I got way kicked off, and right when GFD and B-squared got on, too!

THat sounds an awful lot like a second date.

just hope you have a LARGE melon to fit that thing Nah, the "hangar" just looks big. Iwan got a great deal on it, and if he passes on the good luck forward, that helmet is a great deal. Get a new set of shims from bonehead and we have a safer jumper with safer camera equipment.