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  1. Deuce
    I'll lend you my velcro cast for your ankle. The story is you're obligation. (I'm sticking with "I stepped in a hole") Heck, I've even got an X-ray you could use.
  2. Deuce
    Phooey! Deuce B-squared BigBen DiabloPilot Blazetailman Lummy Cornholio Chopchop Skymama SkydiveXXL SFC + 1 LizzieB + multiple hot skydiver chicks Sebazz Celljumper Flymysky Hookitt! Freeflyz Ladyskydiver GirlFallDown Skybaby Vinnie the Anvil (Regardless of what his real DZ.handle is)
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    Over 25! Turns out one of the organizers is Peter Galli (Blazetailman). Huge potential for hybrid fun! He's got a D60, and me and the smart JP both have the 10D. This event will be thoroughly documented! "Face the sun and smile like a madman!"
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    We jumped together at Davis when I was on my coaching binge. It'll be nice to get some stuff together later this month. Very nice hybrid shots! JP (the dumb one, from Byron)
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    Peter! I've never seen you with the helmet on, so I didn't recognize you! Are you going to play with the Dz.com crowd at the American Boogie? You gonna be organizing big belly stuff? Huh? Huh? Huh?
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    Me too. Been there, done that - packing is damn hard work and those few extra bucks are appreciated at the end of the day. How much I tip depends on how much cash I have. I jump at Perris where pack jobs are $6. I usually "round up" - so if I did 3 jumps I owe $18 but will give them a $20. If they took extra good care of me - making sure I was packed in time for a load, brushing off the evidence of my last landing, putting my rig out of the sun when it's done, etc. - then I try to tip at least $1 per pack job for the day. I do exactly the same thing. I have two rigs, and my only request from my packer is that one of them is ready to go all the time. When I land, I need a packed rig ready. As we get into peak season for tandems, I'll do maybe 10 video jumps a day plus maybe 3 fun jumps. I pay six bucks per pack and round up at the end of the day. It's a good deal for both of us.
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    Nice! We may have to do a video!
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    UPS stopped shipping Civilian Marksmanship Program rifles a while back. I suggest FedEx. That's who the CMP uses now. I've gotten a few pieces via FedEx. UPS has left that sort of thing on my doorstep when it really should have been signed for. I'm a big UPS fan, but not for firearms.
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    I don't remember that. Where the fuck was i while that was going on? Yeah, I figure I'll go right for the needle, no point screwing around since nobody I've ever seen try one hasn't liked it. Just tie-off and hit the blue one. Way too many cool opportunities for video and photos.
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    Yeah, you Bastard. I will be in touch with MonoUno about a Royal Blue with Red Wings suit for delivery when we both get there for the Holiday Boogie. Maybe you and FirstMonkey bailing from a baloon? JP
  11. Deuce
    That's that chemical film stuff kinda camera right? Neat. That kinda antique worth anything? Other than the hair?
  12. Deuce
    The bumper stickers were clearly wasted...
  13. Deuce
    I don't know any officers any more either. I know an agent, though....
  14. Deuce
    We'll get BillVon to set up a real time video link to her house. Or maybe to teleport her out just a few hours a day
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    Hey! I got Power Puff Girl floormats in the back of my truck, don't I, Mouth, Bytch, and Dragontail? I know a couple of chicks that just dig 'em.
  16. Deuce
    Well, I won't discourage you, but it'll cool off at night. You gonna run a generator to keep the A/C on all day and night? If so, I'll kick you down a couple of SWEET 11 X 14's of you looking cool if you'll let me parasite your power. S'up S'eb?!
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    Quick, Artie, what's Street Slang for "Break Yourself?" "I'm all taped up coach, put me in!"
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    Yes. The travelling JP Family Roadshow is confirmed. This year we're doing Zion Canyon after the nig-noggery. I will crack and purchase a Birdman suit also. It's gonna be my Christmas Present. Stand-by for amazing Birdman Flocking Balloon Jumps.
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    OK, just do the sea monkeys in orange or tennis-ball yellow. Neon sea monkeys. With boobies.
  20. Deuce
    Two questions: Are you planning on camping? What day are you arriving? Maybe we can put together a DZ.ghetto Oh, one more: Are you night-diving on Friday? Yeeeeeah bwoi!
  21. Deuce
    Make it so it goes to "11"! That loud, like whaaaawhaaaaawhaaaaaa! So that you could like, set it down and come back and it would still be going, like loud.
  22. Deuce
    Be a photographer for a minute! Not the "World's Most Boring Skydiver!" Bright contrasting colors pho9tograph great! Through in a wicked spock dock and some boobies and we have a magazine cover!
  23. Deuce
    Hey, if you gotta go, GO LOUD! Do the artwork in Fire Engine Green or something. Or put a bunch of red goggled screaming heads on there! LOUD!
  24. Deuce
    See! Who says freefliers don't dirt dive?!
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    Sport bikes...

    Deuce replied to darkvapor's topic in The Bonfire

    Dude, I'm chillin like a villian. I hear yah! "Pretty cool. For an old guys bike"