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  1. Deuce
    Nice avatar Sunny. It' quarter to 6 there, right? Vicodan and box wine?
  2. Deuce
    Yeah, I like that account thing too, but when I run up to you and say "Gimme a ticket!" just give me one. Fun stuff will ensue. No giant airport monitors, either. Gotta listen! "SkyVan Load 14 go to the plane! JP, JP, Andrea, Gary, Lizzie, Seb, Mike, TIMMAE!, Roy, Jim, Shannon, Sandy, Peter, Peter" etc. etc. And I haven't heard them ever say "Yeah... Whatever" Ever.
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    Sunday afternoon only.
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    Timmae! I'm driving, we should be out there by about 1:30. Hope that's not too late. PM me a phone number and I'll give you exact arrival times when I pick up the lad from the undisclosed location.
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    That is very cool. Didn't even know about those. Thanks Lew and Q-dog.
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    Uh, I will be on the camera step, wearing my camera suit. It's a KingAir, goofus. And it's not loaded boy-girl-boy-girl so with the whole nakedness thing the ride to altitude would be like riding the bus to a Turkish prison. DOOR!
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    Lol....geez, what a thing to be remembered for! It sure beats the sex with sheep thing, dontcha think?
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    It's not every load. But I'm pretty sure it's every load that Ryan can fill to 18,000. There will be scheduled loads to high alti, and then they will accomodate groups that want to do stuff like formation loads and high alti and stuff. One of may nice things about NorCal is there are serious DZ's with turbine aircraft within a half-hours flying time. If you run out of airlift capacity you trade a Caravan for an Otter, or just get another plane out of Bill Daus fleet at Lodi. He's got everything from Cessnas to a P-51 to a DC-3 to an Otter. I'm pretty sure if we can fill them they will fly them.
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    Bring her out to Byron on Sunday for a tandem. Come on! It's right next door! Bring a case of beer around sunset and there will be no end of guys volunteering to do stupid human tricks for you!
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    Actually meeting many of the people here forces one to be less of an e-assh*le. There are real faces behind every avatar, we are everywhere and so I'm not a stranger on almost any DZ. I even sat on HH's motorcycle once. That's something else. HH does this internet thing really good, but don't let that mislead you. If you ever shook his hand, you'd know he's got the hands of a machinist. I've learned that there are real interesting differences between internet personae and the real thing. It's neat.
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    No further mention of specifics. This weekend. One day. East Bay. I'll get pictures. It should rock.
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    Oh good, that'll take the post over three grand, for sure. Gosh. That little restaurant on the DZ didn't look like the kinda place that served pooch. Oh, you did say hot dogs, didn't you. You're too late. No soup for you! NEXT!
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    Slipping I'm good at. I'm beat. This week had it all: hiring, firing, labor arbitration, contract negotiation, new legislation, contracts with shady vendors, dogs and cats living together, madness! Time to drink wine and go swimming. Oh. It's three hours from drinking wine and swimming. Crap.
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    Lord Byron.
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    OK, I'm thinking the ghetto is going to be against the side of the pro shop. I have a 17 X 10 Kelty tent (on sale at Costco for $99, I don't know how they do it). I look pretty much like my mug shot photo, but at night I'm drunker. Superman colors jumpsuits, lots of cameras, limps. And loud. Not quite Mouth loud, but she'll be in SoCal so you should be able to spot me. Probably a lot of freeflying Thursday afternoon, I'm thinking
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    I'm wondering how long you've been married. Yes. Sometimes it does hurt to ask.
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    You read it right. The reigning king of postwhoredom is scheduled to skydive in the East Bay this weekend. I will not let him spot. You can see the little pasture-maggots from altitude. No doubt upon sighting the objects of his Ovine desire, he'd bail. Two hours later I'd get a phone call from him in jail. See, Clay, animal husbandry does not include being an animals HUSBAND. If I can't be found on Monday, Bets can auction off my gear and split it with my heirs. No doubt I'll be in jail with the C-dog in New Zealand. Pray for me
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    Look! An opportunity to post-whore! You guys coming out Sunday afternoon to do your tandem? See, if you reply, I get to post-whore-more! Friday! Bualalalalalababaabbalalal!
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    Skye, how many days are you gonna be out? Bringing the little people?
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    8 AM?
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    Hell, that's so stupid it even makes ME proud! AggieDave! What time is it!
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    Perris June 23-30

    Deuce replied to mouth's topic in The Bonfire

    Not me. BUT. I am going to participate in a 40 way camp on June 14. You know, I have the biggest, thickest, reddest grippers you can buy? It's Friday! Hahar! (JP holds Mouth's thread over her head until she kicks him mercilessly in the shins) OUCH! I've still got some un-whacked chemical cold packs....
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    I figured it was Camera-suit material. Can't wait.
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    No worries! You can be OUR beer wench!
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    AggieDave has left this thread untouched for twenty minutes. Something is dreadfully wrong.