Deuce
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Seriously, what is the replacement cost of that car. You might be making a mistake.
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I like to cough really loudly and then tell them " I just got back from a conference in Toroto. Hey, do I feel hot to you?" Cough! Cough!
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Dude you are totally trashing your well-cultivated animal reputation. Get a damn day job, steady girl, and pretty soon you'll be having kids and getting a house and shit. We gotta get you outta the midwest mucho pronto.
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dude, I don't know what your talking about but from the sounds of it you seem pretty intimate with this ferrot. Now you OK with eminem playing you or not? My man, he signed the waiver. Just assign the talent!
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Use this one, Artie.
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It was Janet Reno. She's not doing anything much these days.
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Ah, that's great! If Seb gets all grabby, you come stay with us!
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Oooh. You gonna put on that shiny leather Matrix outfit? Noice! Velly.
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Earplugs. Must remember earplugs. Deuce Camping B-squared Camping BigBen Camping DiabloPilot Blazetailman Lummy Cornholio Camping Chopchop Skymama SkydiveXXL SFC + 1 LizzieB + multiple hot skydiver chicks Sebazz Camping Celljumper Flymysky Hookitt! Freeflyz Camping Ladyskydiver GirlFallDown Camping with BoyFallDown Camping Skybaby Vinnie the Anvil (Regardless of what his real DZ.handle is) R2Hubert ?
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Oh. There's that. Crap, no. Just the helmet. I am much more of a drama-magnet than Quade. And I crash and stuff and holler. And jump with X-ray film in my gear bag. Well, it doesn't hurt to be more like Quade. Less drama and Emergency Room trips. But then Mouth doesn't get to drive me around on SoCal freeways. But I'd get to hang around LTDiver more. I'm just postwhoring. I am getting an amazing amount of difficult stuff done in between, though. Negotiating government contracts SUCKS. Eventually I should just cave in and say "$500 for a hammer? Yeah, fine, whatever! Just GET OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU POGUE!" Oh, look! Another company rep is smiling and waving and is ready to lie to me. Joy.
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LOOK BEHIND YOU! BWAH! If I was a proficient leg-rider I'd get a Mac to edit, and that just won't happen
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Well, the Mrs. has to be #1, but that's more and different than a "best friend". I did get a sweatshirt back recently with a note, kinda made my day
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My god, that hurts. All the way to the second page without comment? Being more like Quade is a big deal. Even Smart JP referred to Q when I was getting my helmet. He asked me "Do you want the 'more like McGowan Flat Top Pro, or the more like Quade Bat Rak?' I'm not exactly like Quade, cause I'm keeping my sidemount. Oh, sorry. Nobody cares. Shoulda stuck in the Camera forum. I am not a skydiver girl.
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Man - for once can't someone just enjoy a little wholesome conversation - must I always go to guns to get what I want? I guess if I'd be willing to use the front yard for a little extra alt, why not for a ride to Davis. You're so smart, Deuce! To the Big Guns!!!!! Too close for missiles..... "Uh, negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full"....
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Dude, you can't even sling a hammock in your team room! Hey, thanks for the tip about the Bat Rak at Square One, they hooked me up. Boy, that Square One is a fine organization. Top notch. Service is number-one, that Dominic is the greatest. Fine group of folks. Really swell. Hey, can I get an extension cord sneaked into my tent? Help hookabruthaup?
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Bat-Rak is in the mail. I am now even more like the Big Q-dog. LOOK BEHIND YOU! Bwahahaha!
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Hi Shannon! I thought he had to work!? Great! You guys camping? I'm gonna hit Ryan or Neal or whoever up for DZ.camping reserved space. WHO IS PLANNING ON CAMPING?!
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I was just so proud, but this thread's been totally overshadowed by that movie thingie. I really do need to know who all is camping. Me Freeflyz Cornholio Lummy? Who of the Hollister crew?
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He just MAY have the range for the part. But the real subject is just so, so very cool Coolio.bmp
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Bring it! You stone-quarry of a woman! You all-better yet? You airplane-jumping yet? Yet?
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You gotta use the front yard, M. Work it!
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Much more like 'Fear Factor' but nobody is scared of anything and we don't eat bugs.
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Good Morning Katie! I'm still voting Charlize Theron, but it's not a democracy.
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I want you to be there so I'll continue to bump this. Last time you were at Davis I got to watch you hang from a Cessna strut. Pretty cool. (Total Panic) I still have that video, you know!
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Post boobie pictures and update your profile with accurate information. But first things first. 1. boobie pictures 2. Accurate Profile Information