Deuce

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  1. Yes, jp, us camera rats are the lowest of the low.
  2. Like I said, ignore the experts. Listen to the guy who can blow out the O ring on an S3.
  3. I do barter with the gear advertisers.
  4. This is the coolest one. Ignore these guys with thousands of Birdman jumps. Jari made the official Birdman logo these colors for a reason
  5. Hey, Chris? I'da agreed with you 100% until I was put out over the grape stakes south of Lodi in a big way where we intentionally deployed just above 2000'. There was no option but to land in the grape fields which are narrow rows of grapes staked out on barbed wire. I suppose you are still correct, because to be on that big sequential you had to have skills recognized by the organizers, and me and two other jumpers managed to put it down into a 5' maintenance trail in between the stakes uninjured and without damaging our gear. Hmmm. Grist for the mill.
  6. I'm a wet rabbit. The rabbit is one of the most delicate animals among all 12 animals. Rabbits are usually kind and sweet and of course, popular people. Nobody ignores them, for they are good company and know how to make the best of themselves. A rabbit's home is always a beautiful one cause Rabbit people are famous for their artistic sense and good taste. People born under the Water element have above average skills in interpersonal relations and persuasion. They communicate well and are able to wear away any opposition from others through their firm, constant but unobtrusive efforts. I think a wet cat is more useful.
  7. Rabbit. Married to a Boar. Poor boar.
  8. Silly Fudd. This is a big deal in the US cause we're not used to being screwed with by the government. Tourists are just bent cause it used to be obscenely easy to do whatever they wanted over here. Check your own laws regarding threats to national security. At least in England, the restriction on the police regarding detention, search, and seizure is far less than on the US counterparts. Ask any Irishman. Just kidding, my British Brethren.
  9. Well, the issue is that if the folks that use the pictures are making money with them, the professional camera flier should recieve fair compensation.
  10. The moment after this photo was taken, the photographers head exploded.
  11. Yeah, I'm a lesbian who wants to know where his gay friend got those fabulous sunglasses! Sorry about the link. It's Clark discussing the sexual preference issue in a way that those of us from the Bay Area would not even notice, but many of the folks in the political middle would not exuberantly endorse.
  12. You have to leave a trail that you can use to return to the center. Regardless of the logic, reason, and fairness of it, Clark won't be able to get back to the center if he does much more stuff like this: http://www.advocate.com/html/stories/907/907_clark.asp
  13. Yeah, I got that one too. Nice mainstream portrayal. How much did the photographer get paid? Hmmmm?
  14. Deuce

    Another Hoax???

    The trick is to let them sit in the milk for a few minutes to soften up. You have to be careful not to let them sit too long tho or they'll get soggy.. See, Michele, I know people. Don't I come across as a people-person?
  15. Deuce

    Another Hoax???

    Sorta like you have to be real to be dead... BTW, glad to help, Slappie...however, Lummy, I shall fight you for any shade. To the death. You got a job - so go to work already!! Ciels- Michele He's enjoying his last few days of unemployment sitting in his underwear eating a huge Jethro bowl of Cap'n Crunch, watching daytime TV and occasionally posting.
  16. No doubt. The customers would wig out as I maneuvered low to get just the right view of them as I handed off their cart and foot-docked them.
  17. Don't blow my cover, dickhead!
  18. Bah. I was the operations manager of a county department. Now I'm lucky if I can con my way into a position greeting at Wal-mart. Congrats. Buy video
  19. Loudiamond is doing neato stuff with his Garmin V. I have one of those for hiking and street navigation, and I love it. When my wife flew down to join me in Eloy I set it to the DZ, BigBen gave it to her at the airport, and she just followed the directions to my team trailer from Phoenix. Very cool. I'm not familiar with the other models, but the V is very, very useable and coolio.
  20. Well, I was proud to take an Englishman and a Dutchman out into the desert at Eloy and instruct them in the finer points of shooting a Glock .45. Pretty cool roscoe for the FIRST TIME THEY HAD EVER SHOT ANY TYPE OF FIREARM! But then again, neither of those guys were all that polite
  21. Deuce

    I'm 23 today!

    23? Time to get married and buy your first house!
  22. Brother, I am an expert and I don't even try to discuss the subject in polite company .
  23. I would really appreciate that Q. I exchanged some birdman footage to the Travel Channel only on condition that I be credited as "Camera Flier" in the episode's credits. I looked at that opportunity in the same light as an internship, as I learned a lot about their process, and I now have a broadcast credit. It will be the last time I give my footage away.
  24. Yeah, Ian, the Constitution can be amended, but it hardly ever is cause it's a royal pain. The booze amendment was enacted and repealed, and then the voting age was lowered to 18 during the Vietnam Era, but the US Constitution is very resistant to manipulation. All the states have to agree on the changes. Did you ever see that red and blue map of the US in the 2000 election? Unlikely to see any nationwide agreement this generation
  25. Q, I'm always laughing at the process. I have my preferences, but so long as we don't re-write the Constitution we're all pretty safe. (OMG! The "insert other side" IS trying to rewrite the Constitution! Don't you understand?!) Yeah, I understand, that's why it's so hard to change. Anybody remember the Women's Rights Act? And the audience shots were precious. My man GW never had the opposition for a moment.