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  1. Deuce
    She should be on Aerodyne's site. Nice picture.
  2. Deuce
    I got a new in box 120 for $900 off E-bay. They are getting harder to find. You're going to get, what $14-15 hundred for the 330? $600 is a good start toward a digital rebel if you'r inclined that way.
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    Tired of wussies.

    Deuce replied to Deuce's topic in The Bonfire

    Ah, I've met you Clay. You can't fake it. Chicks are worth learning rythym for. Hmmmm. Chicks.
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    Jeanne, you are alway welcome at the DeucePlaza Hotel. Come stay with my family and teach my kids what a successful woman other than their mom is all about. PM, Baby!
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    Fag.
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    Tired of wussies.

    Deuce replied to Deuce's topic in The Bonfire

    Stop it you wussies. Be a man. It's not about domination, or control. It's about just being a man. Be your woman's man. Leading while dancing is not the same as telling her what to do. Can you two step? Can you polka? Can you tango? Can you waltz? Do you know the hustle? They can teach you, you freaking geeks. Ask them I'm tired. Get off your asses. Have some fun without the makeup. Go dancing. They are so pretty. They smell so good. They feel so nice. It's worth learning how to dance. JP Nite all.
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    Come to me, Amazon. Come to me. Next year at Byron I promise to break 100 MPH with you behind me. Amy has that coming too. But she has to come to Byron
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    My wife is 4.5 years older than me. Very, very happy.
  9. Deuce
    Not fair to include human babies. Shibas are the cutest. Little bear puppies. You all lose.
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    Chickie mama you know I can! Lemme look... Fukkit. Here's a picture of me on HH's old ride. He sold it And me next to mine on my 40th birthday. Bite me. I wish I had a video of me riding your front end.
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    Dude, my JP brother. Hairless red fetus. Not cute. Choose dustmop. JP
  12. Deuce
    Nope. My dogs are better. And I've been drinking so there's no arguing with me. Lookit this. Just tonight. They are so perfect. Not obedient, but perfect nonetheless.
  13. Deuce
    Brent, thank you. You kick ass.
  14. Deuce
    Banzai still wins.
  15. Deuce
    I have a K1200RS. Back the Way The Hell The Fuck Up. Ack. No convenient pictures....
  16. Deuce
    However you can get it when he's in town, Bonnie.
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    Wrongo-O, Jeannie, my dear. Pm Corinne. At 40 it, well, ask her. Bleh.
  18. Deuce
    Here they are grown up, tonight. Izzy and Banzai. Shiba-Inu's , the biggest dog in Japan. Not great obedience dogs, but great dogs nonetheless.
  19. Deuce
    Open the attached and attempt not to say "Awwwwww" I dare you. I double dog dare you.
  20. Deuce
    I'll be out a little tomorrow afternoon, all day Saturday and Sunday for the last couple loads. Be there or I'll get pissed off.
  21. Deuce
    Yeah, I did a doozie in Perris last year. Careful, those guys just love to put hardware in ankles.
  22. Deuce
    There's almost nothing that really pisses me off, cause I go absolutely psycho when I lose it. I learned the hard way to keep my temper under one of those submarine-style hatch thingies with all the screws that keep it closed. When folks don't let me leave, and they see that hatch starting to open, they usually BTFU. Things that bug me? Having to give my phone number to register software. Quantum flash cables that cost $40. Figuring out how to duplicate Greg Gasson's magnesium helmet top. My head down. Kids with their pants hanging off their asses. Priests who sing the friggin mass. Hair tangles. Not being able to figure out how to french braid. Doors that won't shut right. My bitch diggin out of the back yard. Fog. Fog almost pisses me off, but no point in that. Waiting on that last bit of video from Bigben . Not being able to jump with all my favorite people every weekend. Imitation cheese.
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    Great idea. I will push the button on my espresso machine, get me 8 ounces of espresso with a nice head of crema, add 4 ounces of steamed 2% milk and 3 equals. And maybe a biscotti. Great idea!
  24. Deuce
    I have a Tony. It's held up great!
  25. Deuce
    Me and MonoUno must be the only exceptions to the rule, then?