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Married people, are you being spanked properly?
Deuce replied to Girlfalldown's topic in The Bonfire
Gotta disagree here. All bent over trying to find a can of tomato paste in the back of a cabinet is a mandatory whap. Maybe a whap and dock. -
That really is the most important thing. His version is that you pushed him and he grabbed your shirt to keep from falling to the floor and then you hit him with a chair and now he can't have an erection and his wife is going to sue you to for "lack of consort". And monkeys will fly out of his ass. Get on the phone.
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Yeah! I know! I know! I was a cop for 13 years AND I played one on TV! The simplest definition of an assault is a "Swing and a Miss" Intent coupled with attempt. Battery is simply unwanted contact. When he grabbed your shirt he committed battery. Cover your ass, call the cops and file a complaint. It most likely will not get filed by the District Attorney's office, but it will be a valuable record when the other guy's story changes or the hospital takes action. X-ray kind of guy, huh? How cool. "Dude, don't piss me off, I already know what your insides are gonna look like when I'm done with you!"
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Married people, are you being spanked properly?
Deuce replied to Girlfalldown's topic in The Bonfire
Blue skies Saturday, but maybe high winds. See you out there. Whap! -
Married people, are you being spanked properly?
Deuce replied to Girlfalldown's topic in The Bonfire
The good news is that I live in San Francisco Me too, sorta, and I'm not married to Shannon, and she's already spanked me. Kissed me in freefall too. I'm a lightweight adulterer. I know most of the guys the government will send to get me. I'll invite them in for coffee and we'll get our story straight and they'll leave. -
Very nice. First jump on a Velocity, eh? Should be very exciting. Pay close attention in your MSF course (great idea) and remember "front brake-good, rear brake-bad, too much front-brake very bad" I went with the BMW when I changed from my Katana 1100 after 10 years because the antilock brakes are so stellar.
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I'm doing what I can to bring the average up. Since I walked out of my good-money management gig and became a full time photo/video/skydive bum, I felt obliged to pick up all the slack that I could. I get up with the Mrs., make lunches for her and the girls, make lattes for both of us, breakfast for the mutants, put her stuff in her car. Ogle her in that sexxxxy business suit, and send her off. Then I bring the kids to school, mail DVD's try to figure out HTML, work on gear and project ideas, pick the mutants up, make dinner, eat dinner, drink a gallon of wine an do it again. She takes care of the girls all weekend if the weather is good, and I skydive from load one to sunset Saturday and Sunday after church. She supported me in walking out on a job that gave us a very good lifestyle, and it's all been very much worth it. I gotta start thawing some chicken. I'm thinking chicken ravioli with pollo asada red sauce. Or maybe an recipe that flyangel2 gave me....
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I'm with Chris.
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As red as that "year of the monkey" shirt you got me? Cool, dude.
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Me. First time I met Mary was in an SDA Otter. Great folks, her and those three lucky guys she skydives with. I had a video slot for the whole boogie and here they are offering to pay me . All the things I like better about skydivers: sense of humor, ability to laugh at herself, and the ability to point and laugh at others. This is what she looks like trying to guess my shoe size.
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Again, I gotta ask, A CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT? REALLY?
Deuce replied to quade's topic in The Bonfire
This is anything but civil disobedience. No one in getting arrested. The civil authority involved is facilitating the process. That's just ridiculous. And everybody wants a judge who will force the other side to their will. Until they end up on the other side. -
Again, I gotta ask, A CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT? REALLY?
Deuce replied to quade's topic in The Bonfire
San Francisco is very unique in that it is both a City and a County. For example, it has both a police department and a sheriff's department. 15 square miles of fun! fun! fun! -
The Sigma line has a 15mm Fisheye, Iwan has one of those, and a 14mm Aspherical, which I have. The difference is the distortion of the image. Fisheye shots are neat, but they get old if you are looking at lots of them. The advantage to the DigiRegel and the 10D is that with the 1.6 mag factor, they clip most of the distortion off the edges.
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Again, I gotta ask, A CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT? REALLY?
Deuce replied to quade's topic in The Bonfire
Crap. You have a FutureCam. Earlier in a different thread you warned me this was going to happen. I'm pitching. -
Kinky requires a tandem harness and a garage door opener.
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I wasn't able to keep looking. That was a joke?
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I think a better way to approach it is to ask how many people do you know who are really happy, and then how many of those are married. I've been with my Mrs. for about 20 years now, 17.5 married, and it has been both extremes. It averages out to much happier than most of the people I know. Raising children together is a wonder. Pulling that off and staying married is something to be proud of. Does building a house make you happy? Does living in the house for the rest of your life?
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We had a friend sing something at the wedding, I forget what, buy our song is "Just the two of us" by Grover Washington Jr. I gotta scan me up a picture. First time I saw my bride in her wedding dress whas at the wedding. Is that the normal deal?
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It costs a percentage more to take paypal via credit card for the seller. I offer both methods, cause in the end I think I'll have more sales. Screw him if he doesn't want to offer credit card payments. Instant payments are more profitable, but a sale is more profitable than no sale, eh?
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Oh Yeah! You undercook your poached salmon! Bwah!
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Girls!.....La la la la la la, Girls!
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Oh, crap. Your'e that fossil that needs a VHS tape, huh. Sorry Chris, I'll try and solder up a connection from my DVD burner to my VHS deck so I can accomodate you. Anybody want to start a "buy a DVD player for the brain-injured fund?" OK dude. I have to make a VHS pie tape for alana, so I'll get on that tomorrow. JP
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I'll tell you, I switched my wired helmet connectors to RCA from the 2.5mm stereo. It's just a more hearty switch connector, doesn't get disconnected as easy. The old-timers know what they're about. Quades technique of going straight to the camera with an identical backup is probably the most hearty, but I like the built in thing. It has cost me one jump though...
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You have a nice ass, Mar. If I can't look at your pretty face I ain't gonna look at the freaking ground. Pablito, it's got two Rodrigues Bros initiations and a cool shot of you where you took Iwans camera and did a 360 in the Bent Prop. That's in the preview too, and I'll have that linked and hosted on my site probably by tomorrow. You can check it out then. JP
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I'm thinking grilled chicken and pepper jack cheese sandwiches for me and the Mrs. Regular grilled american cheese sandwiches for the kids, minestrone soup, and some green beans. Rainy food.