Deuce

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  1. I'm at 1.7. Very stable, very nice swoops, great openings. When I am due for a reline I will do the Gasson and go with Dacron. I'm loving both of mine.
  2. Deuce

    boys lie

    No shit. So stop f*cking around with boys and find yourself a man. Men step up.
  3. And I'm her other friend, Gimpster. Repeat after me: "The Pixie gets what she wants" Dude, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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    Billy's DVD art.

    Sorry. Only way to show this to Billy
  5. Find one nice girl and make love to her forever.
  6. Hey, Jake? Try mounting that teeny video camera out front with the stills on top. You have the kit lens on the Rebel, right? The video won't show on it. That was the setup I wanted to use on my FTP, but it doesn't allow for portrait photography with the other stuff I'm mounting.
  7. The 91. It's huge, but has great longevity. I use it on the ground.
  8. Shut up, Biotch. You waited less time than for any boogie video in history. Where's my Desert Camo Boonie Hat?
  9. I'm impressed Bill. But most of my experience is in restraining the unwilling. Pain compliance to a figure 4 leg lock. Application of both handcuffs and legirons. I also used the zip strip velcro leg restraint, and I guess that would leave less bruising. If I ever had to chase them down and subdue them, I got those skills. But mostly, as a Camera Flier, I have to beat them to arm's length. Us Camera Fliers, Like me and Quade, are just that cool.
  10. Dude. It's all about Queer Eye for the Wingsuit Guy. At least I didn't suck my cheeks in.
  11. One of the things I get from Val is that you shouldn't be letting Val lead you around by the nose. Just like the ladies, make your expectations known, and they will be met. The only hard part is knowing what you want. What do you REALLY want, Holmes?
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    Hey...

    Dude. I will kick your ass so hard you will be wearing it for a hat. Shut The Fuck Up. You shouldn't start drinking that early and taking the pain meds. Texas boys fall bigger. Don't make me come down there.
  13. Dude, you are sucking. Pictures now.
  14. Yessssss. We need pictures of the Tangerine Dream in flight. Gotcher back, SoCal.
  15. Biotch. There's a women's clinic somewhere nearby that can help you with a scrip. Check your PM's. Personal Messages, not that other thing
  16. Sometimes being a genius can lead people to under rate the intellegence or cleverness of ordinary people.
  17. I'll bring a ton of hamburger patties. There's two bbq's out there. Lots of work all day, and a ferocious swoop comp with most of the Norcal swoopmeisters.
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    Ripping videos...

    I am very satisfied with the quality I get out of Premiere by copying to recorder at least compression. The best TV it's been viewed on, to my knowledge is Loudiamonds 50 inch plasma, and he commented on the sharpness. I go right from my PC to my DVD recorder via firewire.
  19. I took more than half of those pictures! Noice. Three of the four on the homepage are mine. JP
  20. After us he went to the 49'rs as their conditioning coach. Don't know where he went from there.
  21. Yeah, OK. But I couldn't understand either my Drill Instructor or my Sergeant Instructor. "Chu godda puch faard ona charga hanno!" [Dude, just push forward on the charging handle when he makes those sounds]
  22. The only supplement I have ever noticed doing anything is DHEA, and I don't think it would do much for younger guys.
  23. No. Coach Dick Vermiel's brother, Al, was my high school football coach. If you haven't been called a maggot by a Vermiel, you can't in turn use the term Maggot as a collective noun for humans.